The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Nobody quite enjoyed that idea.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle walked away to have chouta.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With Lopen’s cousins.

[Lunamor she/her]

There was about 2862389 of them.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Plus the extra one, which actually counted for 2, making the number roughly 2862391.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Lopen was pretty much their king. And all of Alethkar's as well.

[Lunamor she/her]

Soon he would rule over the entire Cosmere.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Bold of you to assume he isn't already.

[Snipexe he/him]

The other cosmeres were fair game though

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick suggests celebrating the 1002 post by mentioning ark on tlpw 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Lopen and his cousins went to take on cosmere 34, also known as cosmere waffle.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

I'm Back fellas!!!

But they got stuck in the syrup of doom, which lay on top of cosmere waffle.

[Lunamor she/her]

Welcome back!

It was a sticky situation.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

thanks

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Especially sticky as it was chokecherry syrup.

[Jaywalk he/him]

All of Lopen’s cousins choked to death.

[Lunamor she/her]

And became chouta craving zombies.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which wasn't much of a change from the average Herdazian.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Other than the fact that they now spoke perfect Alethi.

[Lunamor she/her]

And also English, for some weird, incredibly convenient reason. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

But only medieval English.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

There were also a few random stragglers that only knew how to speak perfect russian.

[Lunamor she/her]

Backwards.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And upside down, but that was also right side up.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

They could even do a wheelie in russian.

Also @Ghanderflaffle do you mind if I copy your "current WoT book" idea in my signature? I think it's very clever.