The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Alive

[+Ark1002]

-ned

[+Doomstick he/him]

There were three living people named      -ned 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They never got much done.

[+Doomstick he/him]

As they were the only living people there

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The rest had been killed.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

By them.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And then burned.

[+Doomstick he/him]

By themselves 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And by Anger.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Suddenly, birds begun making worms tap dance for them before they were eaten. This was very amusing to watch, as worms could not tap dance very well; they could only do the famous “worm”.

Edited August 4, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then the birds ate the worms, as they were greedy and not easy to please.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The worms weren’t pleased, so they revolted, achieved by burning metals they had eaten.

[Lunamor she/her]

Their revolution burned bright and short.

[I lost my flute]

They ran out of metals and died.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The birds thought the extra investiture was delicious 

[Lunamor she/her]

It tasted like cheese, giving them great conversation starters.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Thus they started to conserve.

[Lunamor she/her]

6 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Thus they started to conserve.

All of their extra candy.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

From Halloween.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But they had none because they ate it all on Halloween 

[Lunamor she/her]

And got massive stomach aches.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The birds also started to vomit.

[Lunamor she/her]

The vomited so hard that they decided to use it in warfare.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Mainly because it was very toxic.