The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Towards more Ghanderflafflles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And more spacewhales

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Together, they formed an empire known as the Spaceghanderflaffwhalles

[+Ed Venture]

Their main export was Ganderwhale juice.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And spacewhale noise doorbells

[Jaywalk he/him]

The newest emperors were named Fred and George.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And they had absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter; they were from an alternate universe where "The Boy Who Lived" hadn't lived.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They weren’t even brothers

[+Ed Venture]

Instead they warshiped the man who kinda lived, Nearly Headless Nick.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

Instead they warshiped the man who kinda lived, Nearly Headless Nick.

Warshiping was...

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who was actually very far from being headless, his spine wasn’t even touched by the blade that cut slightly into his neck

[+Ed Venture]

The war of shipping a man with his worst possible match

[Jaywalk he/him]

But still kinda sorta making it work.

[+Doomstick he/him]

See Renarin and Ashertmarn

[+Ed Venture]

...or Sadeas and Odium.

[+Doomstick he/him]

19 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

...or Sadeas and Odium.

Nobody shipped that

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Not yet. 

 

Their ship name would be Sodium.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Rosharan A.C. said:

Not yet. 

 

Their ship name would be Sodium.

And would be highly reactive 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

2 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

And would be highly reactive 

So reactive in fact that the fan base demanded a book about it.

Edit: And they would also practically explode when they touched chlorine.

Edited July 27, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[Lunamor she/her]

They were pretty salty about the whole explosion thing.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Chefs were a big fan of the ship.

[Lunamor she/her]

It added just the right amount of flavor (specifically frustration and extreme anger) to their dishes.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The chefs, however, were cannabalistic.

[Lunamor she/her]

And they were all cows.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They convinced everyone that hamburgers were chopped ham