Silva Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 The ghanderflaffles donned their plaid, equipped with axes, and decided to change their focus and become lumberjacks.
Jaywalk he/him Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 The government was adamantly against this, however.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 Catniss was not related to Katniss Everdeen.
Jaywalk he/him Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 The government was adamantly against this, however.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 So they made Catniss get married to one of Peta and Katniss’s children when they were old enough.
Jaywalk he/him Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 And Peta was jealous of Jealous. Thus the triangle of jealousy was created.
Silva Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 Then Pita popped into existence and made it into a square.
+Doomstick he/him Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 (edited) But pita was eaten with some souvlaki Edited July 3, 2019 by DoomStick
Ookla-son-son-Ventyl Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 Then a sentient umbrella impaled all four of them.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 This Umbrella was unhappy because it had been abused.
Jaywalk he/him Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 This umbrella had been stolen from an elderly woman.
Jaywalk he/him Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 The man who had stolen it was a handerfle in disguise.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 (edited) It had escaped Tom's ship during the confusion when the universes split. He stole the umbrella because it was a commonly held belief among handerfles that umbrellas were holy. Edited July 4, 2019 by Shard of Thought
Jaywalk he/him Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 And had mistakenly began thinking it was a human.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted July 5, 2019 Posted July 5, 2019 Because it couldn't see him; it didn't have eyes.
Silva Posted July 5, 2019 Posted July 5, 2019 It also didn't have a brain and therefore technically did not know how to think either. A paradox was entered.
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