The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The sun set. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Star could still play the game. The stars were out, see...

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Nope. Meteors.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The sun imploded as well as all stars 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And they turned into meteors.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star snapped, making the original meteorites explode in the air. "Look, fireworks..."

Star also reversed time, making putting the sun and stars back in place. 

Edited May 20, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

And then a meteor struck and destroyed all of the saurdinos.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Luckily, what's a saurdino anyway?

[Lunamor she/her]

Saurdino is another word for a ghandersaur.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Not to be confused with the common ghanderflaffle.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star, hopeful that everyone would leave her alone now, recreated her space that had been destroyed and mindlessly wondered what had happened to Pheonix after he fell out of the sky. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which were far less potent than Ghandersaurs

[Jaywalk he/him]

Most ghandersaurs were kept/imprisoned in zoos.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They had been one of Tom Joebob's less successful experiments.

[Jaywalk he/him]

One foot was bigger than the other.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Barely 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That's why Tom preferred using snakes; he didn't have to worry about that kind of thing.

[Jaywalk he/him]

His favorite snake was a...

[Lunamor she/her]

Python. It could only speak in Java.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He liked it for its simplicity.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And he hung it up on his wall. 

[Lunamor she/her]

He was an avid taxidermist.

Why did I do this.

[Jaywalk he/him]

All his snakes had been taxidermized.

Tom, in fact, had a deep fear of snakes.

Heh. We had the same idea, I see.

Edited May 20, 2019 by Jaywalk

[Lunamor she/her]

And decided that staring several of them in the face every day was the only way to overcome that fear.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He donated all his stuffed snake creations to charity. 

Tom had this particular fear because as a child...

Edited May 20, 2019 by Shard of Thought