The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

And now for something completely different.

[Jaywalk he/him]

One day, the Voidapple children decided to start a cult.

[Lunamor she/her]

Centered around flour tortillas and how much superior they were to corn tortillas.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Star’s daughter, Rose, snuck away to join it.

[Lunamor she/her]

She had always had a passion for flour and its related products.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She wanted to become a baker.

[Lunamor she/her]

And they promised that all members would get an unlimited supply of flour. There was just one catch...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Fred the Frog, a Splinter of Odium, was the leader of the cult.

[Lunamor she/her]

And he made everyone let him win whenever they played Uno.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He stole all the +4 cards.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

13 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

Fred the Frog, a Splinter of Odium, was the leader of the cult.

But... Edna was Odium. So that means that Rose is joining a cult led by a Splinter of her dead cousin.

Edited April 18, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

But... Edna was Odium. So that means that Rose is joining a cult led by a Splinter of her dead cousin.

Yup.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

[Jaywalk he/him]

Perhaps.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Unfortunately for Fred the Frog, Rose had a plan to beat him once and for all.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She used a whisk.

[Lunamor she/her]

A magically shiny whisk.

[Snipexe he/him]

It had to be creamy. Some recommend using a fork to mix eggs in scrambled eggs, as to not destroy the proteins, but she personally preferred the texture that only a whisk could provide.

[Lunamor she/her]

Who cares about proteins anyways.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Fred the frog did. He got so angry, he stood and...

[+Doomstick he/him]

pulled out the paddle attachment, the tool one uses to beat something

[Jaywalk he/him]

Rose snuck up behind Fred and...

[whattheHoid she/her]

...and shoved a paper bag over his head so she could take over and slapped the paddle attachment against his knee, breaking the paddle attachment. 

Fred squawked his indignation, furiously.

 

 

[Jaywalk he/him]

He hopped away. “Ribbit.”

[whattheHoid she/her]

For he was just an ordinary frog this whole time, albiet an ambitious one.