The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star grumbled about why everyone thought she was abusive. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Vasher got a puppy instead. He named it OreSeur.

Please, someone do this irl.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Vasher stroked his kitten cat lovingly and glared at Marsh.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Marsh wasn't there to glare at. He was getting ice cream with Star.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except he wasn't, because he was still in Vasher's castle.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

 "But we escaped!" Star argued.

[Snipexe he/him]

There were 2 castles

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xino shrugged. "How?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star smirked. "With my Narrator powers."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xino shrugged again. "Reset. Never happened."

Edited March 19, 2019 by xinoehp512

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star growled. She turned into Thought and explained that while Narrator Xino was out, things had happened. Thought now encompassed this entire thread as, in reality, it was just a concept. A Thought. She also explained that this thread must take place after Fallen because ghanderflaffles don't exist yet in Fallen, apparently. And Star had decided that in this reality, AJ and Thought got their happy ending. 

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xino objected on the grounds that this thread existed outside of itself.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But it didn't matter. Thought was still a Shard and still had way too much power. She rescued Marsh, then turned back into Star who stuck her tongue out at the storming castle and bought Marsh some ice cream. As it should be. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk pulled out dual revolvers, hunting for his bunny in the void.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino snorted.

Tom Joebob called up Odium and Calamity on the phone.

They double-teamed Star and stole the Shard back.

Marsh was captured and brought to Tom Joebob's high security palace.

Tom Joebob cackled evilly.

Xino yawned in confusion. "Thought and Star are not the same."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star felt betrayed. "What do you want with me?" she asked her captors.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“I WANT TO EAT YOUR SOUL!!” Yelled Narrator Shadow. “If you even have one.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star glared. "They took my soul when they took my Shard."

[Lunamor she/her]

“Oh,” said Narrator Shadow, disappointed. “Carry on then.”

[Jaywalk he/him]

But what Jaywalk was really doing was traveling through time and space. He popped out of the void in the middle of Tom Joebob’s castle, firing three rounds into the foreheads of Star’s captors.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Always the damsel in distress, Star thought with annoyance.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The bullet passed through Narrtor Shadow’s head, because she was made out of shadows. “Do you have a soul?” She inquired of Jaywalk. 

Edited March 19, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Narrator Firerust had been gone for a while and was wondering whether or not he should read the previous 20 pages leading up to this. Then he ducked as the bullet passed over his head.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor said that it was not necessary to read the last 20 pages, but they were fun and would be worth reading. They involved lots of cats.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Read every interaction I’ve had with anyone on TLT,” Jaywalk told Shadow, “then ask me that again.”