The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

For my 2,000th post, a poem, spoilered for length. This was kinda last-minute.
 

Spoiler

Far away, over a small fire and under a star-filled sky, a hooded figure whispered to the wind…

 

Have you seen the goddess,

Weeping at her dear one’s grave?

Clad in violet

Shimmering rays.

 

Sculpting clouds

And topping peaks

Her crystal tears

Upon her cheeks.

 

Just a Thought

Lost to the wind

With not a care

For what has been.

 

She’s seen it all

With lavender eyes

Heeding love’s

Forgotten cries.

 

She laughs.

 

“Oh, no.”

 

The Shard shakes her head.

 

A shadow of the future

Fate’s quiet silhouette,

Malleable and frail

Muttering, “Not yet.”

 

Shattered by ideas

And broken by the sun.

Sabotaging destiny

As the prophecy’s undone.

 

Spoiler

The figure pulled back its hood, revealing a head of blonde hair and shimmering amethyst eyes.

Spoiler

Star smiled.

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But that was irrelevant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited March 18, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

*cue applause* That was really good!

Bumblebee was just happy he got his own movie.

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause he’s Bumblebee and adorable.

Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Le Sigh]

21 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Edit: Why are there so many ninjas?!?!?!

That's what I'd been saying!!! You know what, with all the ninjas abounding, I'm just gonna post from page 396 even though current page cap is 403, and doing it without any context on what is happening otherwise because I can. So there.

And now for something completely different; the Foot of God Tanalast comes down and squashes the Ghanderflaffle Empire, preventing it from rising ever again - (edit) until it rose again.

Edited March 18, 2019 by Le Sigh
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[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[Silva]

Someone on the moon sneezed.

[Le Sigh]

This caused a chain reaction of explosions leading to the destruction of the moon.

[Lunamor she/her]

Let’s explain how it let to that!

The sneeze had nudged a satellite over just slightly.

Edit: That was quite the ninja.

Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire had begun to rise once again.

[Le Sigh]

Despite being squashed by the Foot of Honor.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Honor was too dead to extinguish their spark of creation.

[Silva]

Then the ghanderflaffles all turned bright red from embarrassment.

[Le Sigh]

They had just heard someone say a dirty word.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Breadm*nks.

[Le Sigh]

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Jaywalk's in TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" the ghanderflaffles said.

[Lunamor she/her]

He had to eat a bar of soap. It causes him to go blind from... soap poisoning. His parents were devastated.

[Silva]

A breadmunk looked up from where it had been hiding. "What's so wrong with me saying the name of my species? Breadmunks have rights too! If it weren't for how much effort it would take, I'd start a protest! A peaceful one though. Not violent. Violence is almost as bad as how mean you're being to my kind. You all are MEAN and I don't like you." Then it disappeared using one of the many mystical breadmunk powers.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Not breadmunk. Breadm*nk.

[Le Sigh]

Because of the disrespectful tones of the breadmunk, all breadmunks were enslaved by the ghanderflaffles. This was a new era in the Ghanderflaffle Empire.

Ninja'd. damnation ninjas, everywhere I go.

[Silva]

The breadmunks quickly grew bored of enslavement and left to Breadmunktopia.

[Lunamor she/her]

In ghanderflaffle society, it is polite to be as rude and insulting as possible.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Going with your instincts is key.

[Lunamor she/her]

As, often, the only honest things you can say to people are insults.

Remember this quote?

Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Le Sigh]

However, that rule only applied in Western Ghanderflaffle Society. Easterns were all about "Ghanderfuscianism" and filial piety, or whatever. They were the ones who'd enslaved the breadmunks who apparently all escaped. This caused EGE to declare war on Breadmunktopia.

Narrator LLe Sigh was rather enjoying this.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Ghanderfuscious was a fierce warlord.