The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thought didn't move, but grabbed the little pawn's mind. Forcefully.

[The Technovore he/him]

Ovinch fought back by thinking about those zit-popping videos. He had an EXTREMELY visual imagination. Detailed, too.

I like how this story is taking a turn for an Alleyverse-style RP but with no rules and lots of godmodding XD

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thought didn't care and pushed as hard as she dared, forcing the thing to its knees. Do you know what I am? she Thought. So that everyone could hear it. Every mind on this thread.

Yup!

[Jaywalk he/him]

It’s wonderful, isn’t it?

I mean you no harm.

[The Technovore he/him]

Ovinch gasped at Thoughts immunity to the horror of a boulder of dirt and oil being extracted from a human epidermis. He switched tactics and began goading Thought, thinking about AJ in giraffe onsies, drinking out of a sippy cup with tomato sauce all over his face.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Deep in her heart, Thought knew that Jaywalk was truthful. She was, however, loathful at the moment because he replied first and is just aggravating the ship.

Thought cannot be goaded to think anything and is at full power at the moment. Punny humans, assuming they have more power than they do...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk does not believe in the ship. This war could last a lifetime.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Somewhere inside Thought, Star was laughing her head off.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Everyone could hear it. It was very disturbing.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Indeed. Star had a very... unique laugh. (This is true. Some people think it's annoying, other people think it's cute, other people love it.)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Laughs are usually that way. Butt Venture found the laugh soothing.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star was now scared of Butt Venture and melded back with Thought.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But who wasn’t scared of him?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Tom Joebob. Tom Joebob wasn't scared of anything.

[+Ark1002]

Badadah has risen from the lands of the Guacamole Ampire.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

AJ returns from being inactive for 2 hours and he looks at Jay. "Tomorrow, at the match, I will kill you."  @Jaywalk

Edited March 14, 2019 by beantheboy12

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thought nods smugly, shrugging. "He probably will."

[The Technovore he/him]

Somewhere distant, on a vast ocean surrounded by nothing, a lone ship comes into contact with a pirate vessel. 

[Lunamor she/her]

And they merge into one giant ship called “Shiptron”.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

The ship was Shadow and Peter Pan's shadow.

[The Technovore he/him]

And it had only one goal. To give the world more ‘kisses’ than it had ever seen before. And Honor help anyone who dared stand in its way.

[Jaywalk he/him]

10 hours ago, beantheboy12 said:

AJ returns from being inactive for 2 hours and he looks at Jay. "Tomorrow, at the match, I will kill you."  @Jaywalk

Jaywalk backs away into the void. “I meant you no harm.”

[beantheboy12 he/him]

AJ slumps. I may not be able to see you and kill you IRL today.

[Jaywalk he/him]

What do you mean?

[BringerofShadows she/her]

I have no clue what’s going on, so I’m afraid I can’t tell you.