The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk shook his head, walking further into the void.

[The Technovore he/him]

But what Jay didn’t realize was that he wasn’t alone in the darkness.

[Silva]

A glowing fluffy bunny was there too.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was his pet. Also his guard "dog."

[Lunamor she/her]

If you hit it with an arrow, rupees come out.

[Silva]

But it also would die.

[Lunamor she/her]

If exposed to acid.

I want unlimited rupees!

[Vogelsang he/him]

Unfortunately the rupees were from the future, and would not be valid currency for another 47 years.

Edited March 14, 2019 by P's and Q's

[Jaywalk he/him]

They were plastic rupees.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thought glared at everyone. SHE WAS WITH AJ! She summoned @beantheboy12 to help her explain. 

[The Technovore he/him]

Backstory Time: Narrator Tech thrived on drama, and breeded it every chance he got. He did this because as a child...

Edited March 14, 2019 by The Technovore
A true writer *never* uses the phrase “in fact”! (jkyoucandowhateveryouwantbutitsbadformsotrytoavoiditokay)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

...he was dropped on his head.

[The Technovore he/him]

On a box of incredibly hard screenplays for the first 10,000 episodes of the famous Cosmere-based soap opera...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kaladin Chullblessed: The TV Series

[Kidpen he/him]

Billions of viewers tune in.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

This made Butt - the author of Kaladin Chullblessed - sad because no one had liked his books this much.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk emerged from his void. Perhaps Thought would help him restore order.

[Lunamor she/her]

No one liked the books because their only words were “I am a stick.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thought wondered why order needed to be restored. She enjoyed this opportunity to show that she and AJ were an item and she loved humans and found them all fascinating. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk shook AJ’s hand.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thought felt faintly threatened by Jaywalk now. Faintly. 

[RoadWalker he/him]

3rd-wheel-Road shook his own hand.

Edited March 14, 2019 by roadworkahead...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk reassured Thought he wasn’t making a move on her man.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thought eyed him suspiciously. She didn't want to touch his mind. She liked to figure things out for herself when she could. 

[The Technovore he/him]

Ovinch—who is in no way related to Narrator Tech and is completely not corrobrating with him for shenanigan purposes so stop thinking that—began thinking about shipping extremely loudly. While standing next to Thought. Staring.