The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And secretly listened to Let it Go on repeat.

[Jaywalk he/him]

While cosplaying as the Beast.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And the only living person who knew about it was Marsh. That had been a dark day indeed... *flashback music*

Edited March 13, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was back when Kelsier was married to Mare, whom he hid his Disney addiction from.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

(Which was too bad, because Mare really liked Disney too. Kelsier just wanted to Preserve his manliness.)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But one day, Mare caught Keslier singing ‘Let it Go’.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Things were never the same after that.

Edited March 13, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because they began to cosplay together.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Everywhere they went.

[The Night Watcher]

Ninjad

Mare? Narrator Night is confused. Are Kelsier and Jasnah divorced? or engaging in a perfectly acceptable "sharing of the goods"? (That means a three-way, for all you brutes.)

Edited March 13, 2019 by The Night Watcher

[Jaywalk he/him]

Kelsier and Jasnah were married hundreds of years after Mare died.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Therefore, they did not get divorced because they were the second happiest couple ever

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The first happiest couple was Elend and Vin.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And the third happiest was Asneps and Nobody.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

The firstest happiest couple was Cultivation and Hoid

[Jaywalk he/him]

Endowment was jealous.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

and the fourth happiest was Breeze and Allriane.

Edited March 13, 2019 by Spook'o

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was more of a one way relationship, later in their life.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

The second and a half most happy relationship was Callum and Rayla

@Jaywalk

Edited March 13, 2019 by beantheboy12

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Narrator Shadow destroyed all of these ships with a snap of her fingers.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Narrator Jaywalk corrected Narrator Bean, reminding him that Rayla is her name.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Narrator Bean does not know what Jay is talking about.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“It doesn’t matter now, love no longer exists.” 

[beantheboy12 he/him]

This isn't love though, Narrator Bean explains. It is true love.

 

[Jaywalk he/him]

The power of shipping will always triumph Shadow.