Jaywalk he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) It was very scary seaweed. Princess Fruit decided to harvest it. Edited March 7, 2019 by Jaywalk 1
RoadWalker he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) She sent out her royal guard with seaweed pullers, eaters, and wackers to gather all they could find. Edited March 7, 2019 by roadworkahead...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 The seaweed, however, was much too dangerous. It captured the royal consort and held him hostage.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 The ghanderflaffles decided to help to gain Princess Fruit's favor (and possibly flavor.) They reached out to a rare species of breadm*nks called the breadmaeiounks for help. 2
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 Not many people mourned them, but the breadm*nks all paid some tribute to their fallen brethren. Except for the glucosemunks.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 They celebrated by pouring their lifetime supply of wine into the ocean.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 The fish got very drunk, but so did the seaweed, making them release Princess Fruit and her guards.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 Nobody cared about him, so he drowned his sorrow in grilled pineapple.
The Technovore he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 This was fine until he thought to put it on a pizza. Then people took issue with it. 3
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 All except for Princess Fruit, whose weakness was the smell of Hawaiian-style pizza. Enamored by the scent, she was drawn back to the seaweed, hunting for her consort’s food.
Vogelsang he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) Half the universe that is, the other half were fine with it. Edit: Ninja'd Edited March 7, 2019 by P's and Q's
The Technovore he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 Korg the Iron Girder, however, was so not fine with it he fell on the consort’s head and killed him dead.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 Princess Fruit screamed at the sight of Tom Joebob’s dead body. 1
The Technovore he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) If Korg the Iron Girder had a mouth, he would also be screaming. Falling from the ceiling onto someone’s head when you’re an iron girder and they’re squishy is not a pleasant experience. Edited March 7, 2019 by The Technovore
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 “Why have you done this?” Princess Fruit demanded.
Snipexe he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 Korg stared on, silent, oppressive. He would stay strong. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 Princess Fruit kicked him right in the girder.
The Technovore he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 In the distance, deer raised their heads and birds scattered as the forest’s peace was shattered by the screams of an Ocean Princcess that had just kicked an iron girder. 1
Silva Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 That post wasn't reported for trying to skirt the rules.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 Because the interpretation was left entirely to the imagination.
The Technovore he/him Posted March 7, 2019 Posted March 7, 2019 Unfortunately Desmond had an incredibly vivid imagination due a childhood spent on an oil rig. Desmond cried. Loudly. In the middle of a supermarket. While pointing directly at Jay. 1
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