The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) Kelsier sighed in dissapointment as a squad of mimes came in and broke up the argument between the narrators. The narrators protested as they were shoved behind the fourth wall, but the mimes took no nonsense. Long story short, many rude gestures were exchanged. They placed the tile on the wall, brushed the quantum dust off their clothes, and tipped their invisible fedoras to Kelsier before slamming the door behind them. Shallan was shook. Edited March 5, 2019 by The Technovore 2
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Narrator Star inquired as to what was going on before the grammar argument.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 “But this is the Longest Thread,” Jaywalk said. “So who really cares?” Marsh became a hippie.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 For just a second. Then Star vetoed it and everything was back to normal. Max, I'm afraid, was not normal.
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Kelsier glared at the narrators that had so rudely taken up residence in his sitting room. Shallan laid comatose on his lap—he’d been trying to wake her for the last ten minutes now. ”Do I need to call in the mimes again? Or is the ghanderflaffle empire going to have to rise again?”
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 "But Kelsier," Star reminded him, "you killed all the ghanderflaffles pages ago."
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) “I took them out of this world, and I can bring them back in.” Kelsier snapped his fingers, and the Shard of Humor revived Butterflutter the Eighth and brought him into the room. Eighth snarled aggressively in between his sneezes. Edited March 5, 2019 by The Technovore gotta sanders-ify everything real nice
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Because plot twist, Kelsier was Thanos.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 In the eyes of the noblemen 20 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: For just a second. Then Star vetoed it and everything was back to normal. Max, I'm afraid, was not normal. You would dare?!
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Bad things happen to those who mess with my Marshy. Why do you think Ruin is dead?
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 But you messed with Max. He is my godchild. You will pay. 1
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) Star pays ten firemarks to a stormbunker owner Edited March 5, 2019 by DoomStick
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Because she has that kinda dough.
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Kelsier outbid Star with 20 emerald broams for that same bunker. Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Star was unsure of what she was bidding on.
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) Kelsier aggresively flexed on Star by making it rain hard, painful, sharp glowing gems on her head. Then he laughed snidely and slamed the bunker door on her. Narrator Tech clicked his tongue disapprovingky before opening up his luxury bunker complex to the public at the low, low price of 3 firemarks/month. Edited March 5, 2019 by The Technovore
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Just now, Shard of Thought said: Star was unsure of what she was bidding on. Jay said that you will pay The owner accepts both, as he had two bunkers
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, The Technovore said: Kelsier aggresively flexed on Star by making it rain hard, painful, sharp glowing gems on her head. Then he laughed snidely and slamed the bunker door on her. Narrator Tech clicked his tongue disapprovingky before opening up his luxury bunker complex to the public at the low, low price of 3 firemarks/month. Star used a forcefield to protect herself, then excited the bunker extremely confused.
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) the bunker “extremely confused” was excited for it’s grand opening Edited March 5, 2019 by DoomStick
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) The excited “extremely confused” vibrated with glee. It had never felt excitement before. It was excited at this new feeling. This positive feedback loop caused so much excitement the magnitude seven earthquake caused by the bunker’s vibrating sunk it into the ground, taking Kelsier with it. Edited March 5, 2019 by The Technovore fixed for continuity
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Marsh wasn't phased at all. "He does this a lot," he said. "Just watch, he'll be back in a second."
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