The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt was very relieved. He didn’t want his entire life to be reset! He was a shard, a master of fartomancy! He was a legend, his songs sung throughout the ages!! No one had ever dared erase him before (probably)!!! He vowed to get vengeance upon narrator @Le Sigh for doing such a terrible, terrible thing.

Sorry Le Sigh!

Edited January 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Le Sigh]

Which meant the universe exploded. Again. (Possibly)

Wait, now I am confused. @Lunamor, before you posted that, @BitBitio said that a paradox restored everything back to before I posted, so you should probably fix ur post. I'll probably have to fix this one too.

Edited January 26, 2019 by Le Sigh
Paradoxes

[Lunamor she/her]

500th post!

What I meant was that when the universe was unreset, Butt was happy because he didn’t want to be reset. Butt was aware of the unreset.

Edited January 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[whattheHoid she/her]

So Butt was confused but decided to pay a visit to his friend, Lift and eat some pancakes and ramen which always puts things into perspective.

[Le Sigh]

The ramen was diseased with scurvy.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

But, since scurvy is something people get if they don't get enough vitamin C, it did not affect Butt.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Instead, he ate an orange.

[+Doomstick he/him]

To get all the ascorbic acid!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ascorbic acid was tired of everyone mistaking it for citric acid just because the first letter of citric was C.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The aforementioned acids broke out in a war and a rash.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was a very itchy rash.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Turns out they were too acidic.

[Lunamor she/her]

This caused Butt to get the opposite of scurvy, yvrucs.

Edited January 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Yvrucs was also the name of the ghanderflaffle that discovered it.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was quite a cowinkydinky.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Only, that's not a word.

[Lunamor she/her]

Now it is (it means coincidence)!

Edited January 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Oh. Ok!

It appeared that the ghanderflaffle, for some strange and inconceivable reason, named a disease after himself.

That's fine for, like, businesses or inventions, but diseases?

That's a little weird.

[Lunamor she/her]

He heard many people say things like “I really hate Yvrucs,” but never knew if they were talking about the disease or him.

Kaladin Chullblessed has made it to the internet!!!

Edited January 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ink he/him]

This made him angry.

[Lunamor she/her]

So he started a campaign to change the name of the disease so he could know, once and for all, what people really thought of him.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So he changed the name to, Erroneous Scurvilious Syndrome. It sounded so fancy and serious that no one questioned him.

[Ink he/him]

Except, of course, Batholomew jeremaiah Hoodhood Bardsfast Lithuania Cockerspainiel Derogatory the Fourteenth

Edit: Four more pages! We can do this!

Edited January 27, 2019 by Inklingspren

[whattheHoid she/her]

 Batholomew jeremaiah Hoodhood Bardsfast Lithuania Cockerspainiel Derogatory the Fourteenth questioned everybody including himself. 

Edit: we can do this!!!!

Edited January 27, 2019 by whattheHoid

[Lunamor she/her]

Cousin of Hyneetruof Eht Yrotagored Leiniapsrekcoc Ainauhtil Tsafsdrab Doohdooh Haiamerej Wemolohtab.

Wow that was hard.

Edit: Ninjaed!

Edited January 27, 2019 by Lunamor