The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ink he/him]

They held a funeral. Nightblood gave the eulogy.

[Lunamor she/her]

The Stormfather killed him because he was upset with him for stealing his tacos, so when he went outside to hang up his spheres, he blew him all the way into a chasm.

Edited January 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Nightblood's eulogy brought most of the audience to tears, especially with his final words "And now he is in the Tranquilline Halls, Destroying evil."

[Kidpen he/him]

Evil was in the crowd and was very surprised to hear this. 

[Ink he/him]

“you must mean my twin brother, Evel.” He says, confused

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Nightblood simply stared. (if that's possible for a sword?) "You.." he started vibrating with anxiety. "You are Evil?"

The guy in the crowd nodded.

"BUTT." Nightblood shouted. "COME WIELD ME"

almost against his will, Butt was dragged towards Nightblood, grabbed him, and then lunged at Evil.

[Lunamor she/her]

This means that Butt is not pure of heart! He can wield Nightblood and kill others with him.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Everyone gasps in shock. But Butt was infallible! He was the almighty Butt Venture!!

[Lunamor she/her]

Unfortunately, the Almighty was dead.

Edited January 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

@Lunamor and @Gancho Libre Thanks! I decided that I really enjoy ghanderflaffles and every time I open shard I now smile 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

At the appropriately dramatic moment, Kaladin stepped in to protect Evil (he was actually a nice guy, seriously, Evel is the bad one).

He also said the appropriately dramatic thing "Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do."

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Honor was then revived from the strange things that were happening before the funeral

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Behind the 4th wall, Narrator SD glared at 17SarcasticGhanderflaffles. He had ruined his dramatic segue.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator 17SarcasticGhanderflaffles explains that she is disappointed with her lack of movement in this thread recently and wants to post more often. And that was the first thing that came to mind.

Edited January 18, 2019 by 17SarcasticGhanderflaffles

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

to be fair, most of this thread is the first thing that comes to peoples minds xD

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Yep xD

Also, we are 8 pages behind You Know You're A Sanderfan When... Part 2

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

we will soon have surpassed some of the minor major threads. this is good.

Kaladin and Butt's fight over Evil reached dramatically awesome heights despite Honor's revival ruining the former dramatic dialogue.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But then Butt realized he was afraid of dramatically awesome hights and let his guard down to be terrified.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Kaladin took the opportunity to knock Nightblood out of Butt's hands.

[Lunamor she/her]

Guard was tired of being let down all the time.

Edit: Ninjaed!

Edited January 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So Guard decided to make everyone really paranoid so they never let him down.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Vin approved

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But Vin was then made extra paranoid as Guard's actions affected everyone.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Vin was so extra paranoid, that she trusted no one, not even Guard

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So, as a result, she let Guard down (as in disappointed) and cause him to feel bad.