The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

This took place in the epic trilogy called "The Hunger Names," which was a spinoff of the Hunger Games, but this name makes sense because the breadmunks wanted equal names. So there.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It also worked as the Breadmunks were hungry like all the time. There were so many eating tournaments.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

On 15/11/2018 at 5:18 AM, BitBitio said:

@Queen Elsa Steelheart showed up, approving of this reference.

I approve!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And just like that, the reference was approved.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt was so happy that the reference was approved, now if only he could have the approval of Uncle Brandy, he would be doubly happy.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Uncle brandy disaproved

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt cried ugly tears.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The tears themselves weren't ugly. Well, that's what all their friends said to make the ugly tears feel better.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The ugly tears started to cry because they were ugly.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

This created what is called the 'inception', like what happens when you place two identical mirrors on opposite walls. Those tears started crying, those tears started crying, and onward for forever.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Weeping started again.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And, because of 'inception', it started again.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Over and over and over and over and over again. It got really wet.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So he recited pi

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 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231724359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188572724891227293813801194912

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And that is all I know, 500 digits for my 500th post, on my 3-month  shardiversary

 

[+Sorana she/her]

And multiplied it with his thumb.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He had 3 thumbs.

Congrats! @I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RoadWalker he/him]

Each thumb was the size of his head, and his head was the size of his thumbs.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Turns out Butt got cursed, so he went to the one person he knew who could help him...

[Gancho Libre he/him]

...who was the fairy who granted Pinocchio life.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Blue Fairy was irritated that Butt was bothering her again. She was on her honeymoon.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was very sticky

[whattheHoid she/her]

And sandy.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And had very little oxygen 

[whattheHoid she/her]

It took your Breath away.

[+Sorana she/her]

Far, far away.