The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt knows, but isn't telling.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Luckily, Butt knows when to keep his mouth shut, unlike Hagrid.

Edited August 22, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunately, I don't. Exactly 30 years, 5 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 2 hours, 57 minutes, and 32 seconds.

[whattheHoid she/her]

A wild dart zooms by Kidpen's head. The Ghostbloods are on to Kid.

[Silva]

Silva appears and teleports Kidpen to her super secret lair that no one knew existed.

[Kidpen he/him]

Kidpen wonders at whether Silva's car is called the Silvamobile.

[Silva]

Silva at that moment considered renaming her imaginary car the Silvamobile, but decides against it.

Edited August 22, 2018 by Silva

[whattheHoid she/her]

whattheHoid makes a humble suggestion to Silva that her car should be named the SuperSilva. It's got a nice ring to it, Butt agrees.

[Silva]

Silva wonders if she should name her existing bicycle the Silvacycle even though Silva isn’t her real name just to confuse everyone.

[Kidpen he/him]

Kidpen suddenly realizes that he can make Silva do whatever he wants. So Silva names her bicycle the CylvaYcle

[Silva]

Silva sees what Kidpen did and makes him along with every other narrator plus Butt do the chicken dance.

[Kidpen he/him]

Silva does that one dance that's like "Slide to the left. Slide to the right" and so on. Not nearly as cool as the chicken dance. Also, Silva was much better at it.

[Silva]

Silva decided to be nice to Kidpen and let him do an infinite floss instead. He was okay at it. 

[Kidpen he/him]

At least he wasn't dabbing.

[Silva]

Silva agreed on that.

[Kidpen he/him]

Kidpen wondered whether this was too close to spamming. Then he figured oh well and posted this:

Butt walked up to a tree.

[Silva]

A squirrel dropped a nut on his head.

[Kidpen he/him]

The revolution had come.

[Snipexe he/him]

Unfortunately, Butt didn’t print enough pamphlets, so only his mum and her boyfriend showed up, who he hates. So as punishment he was sent to sicaar.

[Silva]

Butt’s mom wasn’t happy.

[Snipexe he/him]

So she started the revolution

[Silva]

She got the breadmunks to join her.

[Kidpen he/him]

That made @AxeliustheGreat very happy.

[Snipexe he/him]

But they still didn’t print enough pamphlets, so they too were sent to sicaar, breadmunks included

Edited August 22, 2018 by Snipexe
Before someone takes advantage of the breadmunk misspelling

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Puppies rained from the sky, all equipped with Windrunner powers, and ate all the breadmunks.