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Just now, Unintelligenius said:

Bob ran after the wind and started yelling at it to bring his shirt back. Eventually, he got tired, so he pulled out his origami boomerang and threw it, slicing through the wind, dropping his shirt, and landing back in his hand.

"'AY!" said the malicious wind.

It billowed him up into the sky.

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2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"'AY!" said the malicious wind.

It billowed him up into the sky.

This is the best possible plot thread.

Night joins in, handing Bob a new shirt crafted from stars as he is billowed up into the sky.

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6 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

I love that Bob is here. If Bob has any cosmic powers he wants to use against Malevolence, that happens to be a fight he is welcome to enter @Unintelligenius

alas Bob has no cosmic powers, other than being weirdly good at origami.

1 minute ago, edgyswordname said:

This is the best possible plot thread.

Night joins in, handing Bob a new shirt crafted from stars as he is billowed up into the sky.

Bob graciously accepts the gift and puts on the shirt crafted from the stars. It tickles.

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"'AY!" said the malicious wind.

It billowed him up into the sky.

Bob turned to the wind, "That was not very nice," he said. Then Bob pulled out a pair of origami wings and flew back to the ground.

Posted
Just now, Unintelligenius said:

alas Bob has no cosmic powers, other than being weirdly good at origami.

Bob graciously accepts the gift and puts on the shirt crafted from the stars. It tickles.

Bob turned to the wind, "That was not very nice," he said. Then Bob pulled out a pair of origami wings and flew back to the ground.

"HMPH. Hmph."

It threw a tree at him.

3 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

This is the best possible plot thread.

Night joins in, handing Bob a new shirt crafted from stars as he is billowed up into the sky.

Right? XD

The wind thought it was very pretty.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"HMPH. Hmph."

It threw a tree at him.

Bob casually ducked because that seemed like the smart thing to do. Unfortunately, one of the roots caught on his pant leg, and he was soon being dragged along the ground by the tree.

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Just now, Unintelligenius said:

Bob casually ducked because that seemed like the smart thing to do. Unfortunately, one of the roots caught on his pant leg, and he was soon being dragged along the ground by the tree.

The wind cackled and stole his shirt again.

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

The wind cackled and stole his shirt again.

No you don’t. 
the shirt is partially sentient, and resists the Wind’s efforts, as the sky and space DO NOT mix.

Posted
Just now, edgyswordname said:

No you don’t. 
the shirt is partially sentient, and resists the Wind’s efforts, as the sky and space DO NOT mix.

The sky and space promptly mix, as if just to prove you wrong. It looks rather spectacular. 

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

The wind cackled and stole his shirt again.

Bob gets up from the wreckage of the fallen tree and goes looking for a store to get some anti-wind serum.

Posted
1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

The sky and space promptly mix, as if just to prove you wrong. It looks rather spectacular. 

Night has been proved wrong. It goes back to Australia to ponder the conundrum. It is suddenly noon.

Posted
Just now, Unintelligenius said:

Bob gets up from the wreckage of the fallen tree and goes looking for a store to get some anti-wind serum.

As he is searching, a peddler crosses his path. 

"Git your anti-wind serum! Only three apiece! You'll find none with a finer qualidy."

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4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

The sky and space promptly mix, as if just to prove you wrong. It looks rather spectacular. 

The wind was very happy about this.

4 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Bob gets up from the wreckage of the fallen tree and goes looking for a store to get some anti-wind serum.

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

As he is searching, a peddler crosses his path. 

"Git your anti-wind serum! Only three apiece! You'll find none with a finer qualidy."

The wind attempted to blow the peddler off a cliff.

Just now, edgyswordname said:

I’ve just realized nameless is here and all that is canon XD

Oh everything in bold is canon, regardless of whether Nameless is here lol

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

The wind was very happy about this.

The wind attempted to blow the peddler off a cliff.

Oh everything in bold is canon, regardless of whether Nameless is here lol

This bold means canon thing is a fact I understand. However. My character was having an epic duel and now I am dying laughing imagining the duel just stopping completely and everyone staring at bob and the wind

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Just now, edgyswordname said:

This bold means canon thing is a fact I understand. However. My character was having an epic duel and now I am dying laughing imagining the duel just stopping completely and everyone staring at bob and the wind

XD

They're in different places dw

Though this is something that happens a lot

hehe

Posted
32 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

Okay, let’s see how he reacts to the air he is breathing exploding. Twice. Not sure @NameIess even noticed the first time. Also Atreides has just been exploded, if @TwinStorm hasn’t noticed 

I love that Bob is here. If Bob has any cosmic powers he wants to use against Malevolence, that happens to be a fight he is welcome to enter @Unintelligenius

Atreides grinned, absorbing the force of the explosion into Crusade.

"I'm not here to fight, but if that is what you want . . ."

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

Atreides grinned, absorbing the force of the explosion into Crusade.

"I'm not here to fight, but if that is what you want . . ."

Is that a Plotblade… 

also the explosion was completely by accident, Atreides picked the exact worst place to teleport.

Edited by edgyswordname
Posted
5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The wind was very happy about this.

The wind attempted to blow the peddler off a cliff.

Oh everything in bold is canon, regardless of whether Nameless is here lol

The peddler, surprisingly light, barely manages to get out a yelp before hurtling over the cliff edge along with all his wares. 

Posted

 

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The wind attempted to blow the peddler off a cliff.

😢

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

The peddler, surprisingly light, barely manages to get out a yelp before hurtling over the cliff edge along with all his wares. 

Bob promptly jumps off the cliff which happens to be only five feet tall. He helps the peddler up and asks for some anti-wind serum even though he only has 2 shillings.

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2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

The peddler, surprisingly light, barely manages to get out a yelp before hurtling over the cliff edge along with all his wares. 

The wind cackled and made sure he lived.

Just now, Unintelligenius said:

 

😢

Bob promptly jumps off the cliff which happens to be only five feet tall. He helps the peddler up and asks for some anti-wind serum even though he only has 2 shillings.

His shillings blow away.

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

The wind cackled and made sure he lived.

His shillings blow away.

Bob pulls out three dollars and makes sure to hold onto them very tightly before handing them to the peddler.

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

The wind cackled and made sure he lived.

His shillings blow away.

Night forges some shillings out of extremely heavy stardust, heavy enough that the Wind can’t easily affect them, dropping them onto the cliff next to Bob. 

Posted
Just now, edgyswordname said:

Night forges some shillings out of extremely heavy stardust, heavy enough that the Wind can’t easily affect them, dropping them onto the cliff next to Bob. 

They rolled away.

Just now, Unintelligenius said:

Bob pulls out three dollars and makes sure to hold onto them very tightly before handing them to the peddler.

They evaporate.

I'm having too much fun lmao

I love being a menace

Posted
1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

They rolled away.

They evaporate.

I'm having too much fun lmao

I love being a menace

A collection of friendly chipmunks catch the stardust shillings as they roll away and hand them to Bob, singing some Disney song.

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