The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

6 hours ago, Sherma Main said:

Pyk narrowed his eyes. “I want you to start telling the truth. Or I’ll sneeze on you. If you die of this plague, maybe it will bring actual attention to it.”

He considered. “The disease has a very distinctive chemical signature… my AI is willing to track it, but is afraid it will die soon thereafter.”

@Kansas Stormcursed

weve started actually talking now

Dark Cep appears nearby with a pop. "I want in."

5 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

“There is a difference between those wrongnesses, I feel - the thing I truly dislike is making plans based on information that turns out to be wrong. That’s one of the reasons I never actually lie - any assumptions that you make about my actions might be wrong, but nothing I say is actually false.” 

“I can’t tell Symbol about the Thread - it was one of the terms of the deal. She understood me, but now she can’t…” Rebus frowned. 

“Yes…” Rebus motioned towards Cricket, who was stalking towards Rebus, surrounded by dark lightning. “Where exactly would you draw the line at violence?” 

“I have no preference,” Jack said. 

Wait a minute… 

Alarms started to go off in the vault, though nothing seemed to be happening. 

"Why not? Why would that be part of the deal?"

30 minutes ago, Sherma Main said:

There was one recent action to which the reaction had been delayed. “You…”

An Author saw Rebus.

”I am sorry.”

A mass of green materialized in front of him.

“…Where am I?”

it had to happen eventually

Sain is getting mad that Rebus killed the Scribe

...dang. Purple.

[Keke They/he]

21 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Dark Cep appears nearby with a pop. "I want in."

"Why not? Why would that be part of the deal?"

...dang. Purple.

asher looked at him and jumped. "I SWEAR ON ALL OF THE GODS THAT I WILL FIGHT THE NEXT PERSON TO SPAWN!"

then after a breath. "So what's your name?" Then she remembered a bit of flashes from her short time with prismite. "Aren't you the dark version of the dude..."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Hawks said:

asher looked at him and jumped. "I SWEAR ON ALL OF THE GODS THAT I WILL FIGHT THE NEXT PERSON TO SPAWN!"

then after a breath. "So what's your name?" Then she remembered a bit of flashes from her short time with prismite. "Aren't you the dark version of the dude..."

"My name is Cep. It's nice to meet you, Asher. And yes, I am one fragment of a person."

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"My name is Cep. It's nice to meet you, Asher. And yes, I am one fragment of a person."

"aaaand you already know my name... great..."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

"aaaand you already know my name... great..."

"I can see things that happen."

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"I can see things that happen."

"... your one of those Narrators aren't you."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

"... your one of those Narrators aren't you."

"Yes." He coughs once.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Yes." He coughs once.

asher tried to curse but it got censored with cartoon bleeps. "Anf your also sick... EUGGH"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

asher tried to curse but it got censored with cartoon bleeps. "Anf your also sick... EUGGH"

"Hence my presence."

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Hence my presence."

She rubs her face. "Im sick of everything. Pun intended." Though they didnt sound amused.

[NameIess]

16 hours ago, Sherma Main said:

Wrath didn’t want to be specific so. Pyk specified two generic planets. Various places of activity.

Jim scribbled on his clipboard, then pulled a form off of it. "I'll see if I can't send someone to isolate the infected people. In the meantime, we should head to the source of the infection." He dropped the form, and it vanished promptly.

"Well Pyk, where is the source? We had best be on our way quickly, before your condition worsens."

@Hawks@Kansas Stormcursed

13 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Jack nodded - though he did get tired, he could certainly walk for longer than an ordinary human.

"Very well! Let us depart!" Lyric started walking, and began singing as he did. "Farewell mighty forest, home for years untold. I take my leave now, journeying far and wiiiiiide. With my mechanical friend I now wander, journeying far and wiiiiide!

*three hours later*

"And here we are at long last, the first of our many destinations, a mall so large and taaaall! The first stop of many, in our journey far and wiiiiiiiiiiide!"

Lyric finally stopped singing as they entered the parking lot of the mall. "Behold! The mall of wonders! The living place of the holiest of monks!"

The mall in question was a decaying ruin. the parking lot was empty and desolate, and a small forest was growing through the cracks in the concrete. The main structure was covered in vines, graffiti, and a few flickering neon signs.

13 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

The sensors continued going berserk, flagging Bacon as outside interference over and over. There were other alarms going off as well, but they were mostly lost in the cacophony - Rebus even being on the planet, for instance. 

Malevolence frowned. What is his game here? He recalibrated the alarms. Now the system would react to any change in the Bacon-ness, so there would be no impersonating Bacon to sneak into the vault, or removing Bacon from the vault in order to take the paper from him.

Edited October 28, 2025 by NameIess
Took out something I put in like 5 hours ago

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 hours ago, Hawks said:

Thers... no reply to my quote?

"I said. DUDE I THOGUHT YOU DIED SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IM SCARED AND I WANT BEN AND YOU. And sequence says that your my family is she right are you my family?" She exhaled and didnt let bacon go for fear if she did he would poof away again. 

 

"It would be the first I'd heard about it," said Bacon. "But there's a lot I don't know! Sequence?" @Sequence

3 hours ago, Hawks said:

--

"Yeah and people make mistakes and they want to fix them." Their eyes soften from their earlier teasing. "Don't worry. I get it, if my theories are correct, ive done things that at the time made sense. But now... I would do anything to go back and fix them."

Bacon sighed. "And what does it matter if I do want to change things? We still need other-me to become me again."

3 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

“It also means I have to be very clever if I want to trick people.” Rebus chuckled. “Cricket has hit a breaking point, it seems.” 

Hey, you stole my plan! Or, one of Rebus’s plans, rather. 

Jack nodded - though he did get tired, he could certainly walk for longer than an ordinary human. 
The sensors continued going berserk, flagging Bacon as outside interference over and over. There were other alarms going off as well, but they were mostly lost in the cacophony - Rebus even being on the planet, for instance. 

It was pretty good tea, presumably - though how one makes tea taste like bacon was unclear. 

"Unclear to you," said Bacon (outside the vault) smugly, sipping his bacon-flavored tea.

[Keke They/he]

14 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Jim scribbled on his clipboard, then pulled a form off of it. "I'll see if I can't send someone to isolate the infected people. In the meantime, we should head to the source of the infection." He dropped the form, and it vanished promptly.

"Well Pyk, where is the source? We had best be on our way quickly, before your condition worsens."

@Hawks@Kansas Stormcursed.

Chat im gonna be in bed soon btw

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"It would be the first I'd heard about it," said Bacon. "But there's a lot I don't know! Sequence?" @Sequence

Bacon sighed. "And what does it matter if I do want to change things? We still need other-me to become me again."

"Unclear to you," said Bacon (outside the vault) smugly, sipping his bacon-flavored tea.

atlas widen her eyes. "So we aren't family???"

by the way bacon. She doesnt let go up till she gets hugged back. It's her rule. Not mine. @Ashkaloda Put that in your notes. It's totally plot relevant. Trust ok. Trust. 

-

erryin thought. "When I made him i didn't give him your actual past. Just your memories. Sooo that means if we change this. It wont actually mess with anything. Afterall its just a memory. And im sure you wanna explain to talk to seline again?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

9 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Dark Cep appears nearby with a pop. "I want in."

"Why not? Why would that be part of the deal?"

...dang. Purple.

Pyk considered. “Fine, since you are also sick. You have a stake in this.”

7 hours ago, NameIess said:

Jim scribbled on his clipboard, then pulled a form off of it. "I'll see if I can't send someone to isolate the infected people. In the meantime, we should head to the source of the infection." He dropped the form, and it vanished promptly.

"Well Pyk, where is the source? We had best be on our way quickly, before your condition worsens."

@Hawks@Kansas Stormcursed

"Very well! Let us depart!" Lyric started walking, and began singing as he did. "Farewell mighty forest, home for years untold. I take my leave now, journeying far and wiiiiiide. With my mechanical friend I now wander, journeying far and wiiiiide!

*three hours later*

"And here we are at long last, the first of our many destinations, a mall so large and taaaall! The first stop of many, in our journey far and wiiiiiiiiiiide!"

Lyric finally stopped singing as they entered the parking lot of the mall. "Behold! The mall of wonders! The living place of the holiest of monks!"

The mall in question was a decaying ruin. the parking lot was empty and desolate, and a small forest was growing through the cracks in the concrete. The main structure was covered in vines, graffiti, and a few flickering neon signs.

Malevolence frowned. What is his game here? He recalibrated the alarms. Now the system would react to any change in the Bacon-ness, however, so there would be no impersonating Bacon to sneak into the vault, or removing Bacon from the vault in order to take the paper from him.

Pyk nodded, sneezing into his arm. “We’ll be going to the rift. It’s not far from here. I would teleport us, but that further risks infection.”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

53 minutes ago, Sherma Main said:

Pyk considered. “Fine, since you are also sick. You have a stake in this.”

Pyk nodded, sneezing into his arm. “We’ll be going to the rift. It’s not far from here. I would teleport us, but that further risks infection.”

Dark Cep nods in thanks

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Sherma Main said:

Pyk nodded, sneezing into his arm. “We’ll be going to the rift. It’s not far from here. I would teleport us, but that further risks infection.”

"Very well. Lead on."

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Ryver woke up on a grassy hill side, lost.

I am trying to join this again with a new character and I am still lost help.

[Keke They/he]

4 hours ago, Sherma Main said:

Pyk considered. “Fine, since you are also sick. You have a stake in this.”

Pyk nodded, sneezing into his arm. “We’ll be going to the rift. It’s not far from here. I would teleport us, but that further risks infection.”

asher nodded. "Ok lead the way"

3 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Dark Cep nods in thanks

 

1 hour ago, NameIess said:

"Very well. Lead on."

 

46 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Ryver woke up on a grassy hill side, lost.

I am trying to join this again with a new character and I am still lost help.

The Boy. Mainly because i refuse to let him get inactive. Appeared behind him "Hello new guy!"

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Hawks said:

The Boy. Mainly because i refuse to let him get inactive. Appeared behind him "Hello new guy!"

Hy. Who are you? Where am Y? 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Hy. Who are you? Where am Y? 

I'm assuming there's supposed to be quotation marks?

The Boy either ignored or didnt hear the first question. "Oh your uh." He looked around, yellow wings flicking a bit. "Well I havent seen this part of the Thread before!"

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

7 minutes ago, Hawks said:

I'm assuming there's supposed to be quotation marks?

The Boy either ignored or didnt hear the first question. "Oh your uh." He looked around, yellow wings flicking a bit. "Well I havent seen this part of the Thread before!"

Yeah I just forgot sorry.

"Thread? Lyke for makyng clothes?" He scratched at his deep red hair.

He can't use the letter "i" because lore and I want to piss off my autocorrect.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 10/27/2025 at 9:06 AM, Ashkaloda said:

Erdikan stumbled slightly, watching as the last few minutes of the party passed in an instant for him. He leaned against a sofa, taking a moment let it all catch up to him. 

How had- no, he knew how this had happened. He had been frozen, or slowed, as others continued to do things. This whole venture was a bad idea from the start, but this proved it. Nothing could be accomplished here. Erdikan moved to leave, disappear into blissful obscurity again, but...

He looked up, processing for the first time what was going on around him. A confrontation, that's what he was seeing. Unlike most of the rest of the Thread, if he went away now, they would be left with no way to tell what would occur at the rest of the party. And what was about to happen would be vitally important information to know. He glanced around, weighing the options, knowing it was worth the risk. And so Erdikan pulled up his hood, taking a seat. He glanced over at the uncertain fuzz that used to be Sequence. What was it that she had said? Ah-

"I think I'll grace you a little while longer."

@Sequence

Sequence's image was somewhat fuzzy and unfocused, but she smiled. "Wonderful. You're welcome to stay as long as you like... Though there might be some people causing trouble. I'm doing what I can to deal with it."

On 10/27/2025 at 10:20 AM, NameIess said:

Unintelligible gulped. "Yep. Got it. Um, just... make it quick." He stared back into Sequence's eyes, and took a deep breath. "Alright, I'm ready."

Sequence nodded, gently taking some of the glowing salve and spreading it on the edges of Unintelligible's wound. She was extremely careful to move slowly, her touch gentle and somewhat timid as she held out the beaker with her other hand.

On 10/27/2025 at 7:32 AM, Hawks said:

Sequence and Rebus are going to kill me with yalls convo.

atlas looked out the window too. "Do... do you think that... that i can save ben? And be happy?"

Chat we need bacon! Bacon has Ben in his person ball!!!

21 hours ago, Hawks said:

 

atlas whowas still getting used to being a narrator was able to see bacon was back. “Ooh baten (bacon)! He tan hep wif Ben!!” She thinks “Uh it’s his name fwree times. So baten da bawd baten da bawd baten da bawd!!!” She says excitedly. Hopefully with her speech impediments it stil summons bacon. 

20 hours ago, Hawks said:

Jim im sorryyy she didnt mean itttt she just has anger issues.

guys #justiceforjim

dont worry she is self aware

asher started pacing. “Im sorry just. Stressed. Im fine. You’re not an idiot i just snapped. God knows your probably as stressed as we are.”

Atlas gasped and jumped to him giving him a big hug. “Bacon!!!!! DUDEITHOGUHTYOUDIEDSOMUCHISHAPPENINGIMSCAREDANDIWANTBENANDYOU. Andsequencesaysthatyourmyfamilyissherightareyoumyfamily???????”

 @Sequence

Quoted Xino too but it vanished so @xinoehp512

Sequence jumped with the sudden appearance of Bacon, nearly falling out of her chair. "Goodness! You scared me!" She exclaimed, sitting up straight and brushing off her dress. She looked from Bacon to Atlas for a moment. "I... Suppose that's up to your interpretation! Based on how Atlas explained things, it sounded like family to me." She rubbed her eyes. "Though I will admit, I've never been very good with that definition."

20 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

“Yes…” Rebus motioned towards Cricket, who was stalking towards Rebus, surrounded by dark lightning. “Where exactly would you draw the line at violence?” 

Sequence eyed Cricket, turning to face him and stepping between Cricket and Rebus. "The line is drawn before violence. There will be no violence on my world." Her normally sweet tone was stern as she glanced back at Rebus. "From anybody." 

@TwinStorm

15 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Jack nodded - though he did get tired, he could certainly walk for longer than an ordinary human. 
The sensors continued going berserk, flagging Bacon as outside interference over and over. There were other alarms going off as well, but they were mostly lost in the cacophony - Rebus even being on the planet, for instance. 

12 hours ago, NameIess said:

Malevolence frowned. What is his game here? He recalibrated the alarms. Now the system would react to any change in the Bacon-ness, so there would be no impersonating Bacon to sneak into the vault, or removing Bacon from the vault in order to take the paper from him.

Sequence appeared, her image somewhat misty and fuzzy. "What's going on? Is somebody infiltrating the vault?" She asked, alarmed.

18 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Here ya go: Copy of The Longest Thread (Misadventures) plot and character tracker - Google Docs

I just wanted to say, this document is remarkable . TLT can get so confusing so fast sometimes! I honestly should keep notes like this too, but.. I am much too lazy .

Edited October 28, 2025 by Sequence

[Keke They/he]

13 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Yeah I just forgot sorry.

"Thread? Lyke for makyng clothes?" He scratched at his deep red hair.

He can't use the letter "i" because lore and I want to piss off my autocorrect.

REAAAAAL DUDE

"no my silly friend!" He jumped flapping his wings enough to keep him off the ground. "This is a world. It is called The Thread. But its not actually one. Regardless. What is your name friend?"

4 minutes ago, Sequence said:

.

Quoted Xino too but it vanished so @xinoehp512

Sequence jumped with the sudden appearance of Bacon, nearly falling out of her chair. "Goodness! You scared me!" She exclaimed, sitting up straight and brushing off her dress. She looked from Bacon to Atlas for a moment. "I... Suppose that's up to your interpretation! Based on how Atlas explained things, it sounded like family to me." She rubbed her eyes. "Though I will admit, I've never been very good with that definition."

Sequence eyed Cricket, turning to face him and stepping between Cricket and Rebus. "The line is drawn before violence. There will be no violence on my world." Her normally sweet tone was stern as she glanced back at Rebus. "From anybody." 

@TwinStorm

"so..." atlas looked from Bacon to Sequence then back to Bacon. "Baten are we fam'iy?" 

@xinoehp512

-

erryin was throughly amused. Though they teeechnically shouldn't have been. But it was a funny situation. "This'll be fun to see play out."

Edited October 28, 2025 by Hawks

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Hawks said:

REAAAAAL DUDE

"no my silly friend!" He jumped flapping his wings enough to keep him off the ground. "This is a world. It is called The Thread. But its not actually one. Regardless. What is your name friend?"

"My name's Ryver. Yours?" River looked around, looking for anything familiar.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

"My name's Ryver. Yours?" River looked around, looking for anything familiar.

They boy again either ignored or didnt hear the wuestion. "Ryver! That is a fantastic name." He dropped down and landed on the ground with a soft thud, he folded his wings behind him.