The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

*Funeral happens/ends*

"Ah, lad, don't worry... it'll be allright..." Swiq ushered Via into the car.

She nods. “So what do we do now?”

quest quest quest quest quest quest 

it doesn’t have to be a super intense quest like some of the others but queesttttt????

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

She nods. “So what do we do now?”

quest quest quest quest quest quest 

it doesn’t have to be a super intense quest like some of the others but queesttttt????

We're gonna go from death to a quest for the world

I GOTCHU

As they began to enter their house, a person stopped them forgive how terrible this is about to be but. "Wait. You two."

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

guys me and @The Wyver have to go

 

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

We're gonna go from death to a quest for the world

I GOTCHU

As they began to enter their house, a person stopped them forgive how terrible this is about to be but. "Wait. You two."

Via looks up suprised. “Huh?”

dos she recognize the person?

Spoiler

i love this cause its all improve and we literally made this by just pure instinct like hahahahah

they have backstories we didn’t know existed.

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

37 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Yes... we should go home now, should we, now?"

"I... I'm a Darkner. I can't leave the Dark World, b-because..." Ralsei wiped his tears away. "Then I'll become an object. I can only exist in Dark Worlds..."

"Uhuh. I'd be willing to ditch this one-" She waved her old ax around"-if I can do Rude Buster with you."

Hawks just love giving his guys trauma

"Hm? O-oh, are um, y-you a new recruit?" She turns to Benji.

20 minutes ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

"Im a Darkner and *aaaaa* i did not  see   you second and second are you a Lightner or Darkner" benji says 

"I am neither Darkner nor Lightner, but from elsewhere entirely. And, some tea would not be remiss, as it appears I may be here a little longer than anticipated."

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

Via looks up suprised. “Huh?”

dos she recognize the person?

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i love this cause its all improve and we literally made this by just pure instinct like hahahahah

they have backstories we didn’t know existed.

 

That was me and Kansas for the longest time

Before Rebus came and meddled

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

"I am neither Darkner nor Lightner, but from elsewhere entirely. And, some tea would not be remiss, as it appears I may be here a little longer than anticipated."

That was me and Kansas for the longest time

Before Rebus came and meddled

Tch rebus that little not shard allowed word.

hmph

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

"I am neither Darkner nor Lightner, but from elsewhere entirely. And, some tea would not be remiss, as it appears I may be here a little longer than anticipated."

That was me and Kansas for the longest time

Before Rebus came and meddled

Yeah

At some point Cep and Taeidin may need to finish that quest, because I'm fairly certain that's why the memories are still locked

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

26 minutes ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

guys me and @The Wyver have to go

 

...BUT I HAVE RETURNED!

 

26 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Via looks up suprised. “Huh?”

dos she recognize the person?

  Reveal hidden contents

i love this cause its all improve and we literally made this by just pure instinct like hahahahah

they have backstories we didn’t know existed.

 

No, neither of them

Spoiler

Yes this is actually amazing 

"You two... have you seen any, say, mysterious portals or such? Or, even- no, nevermind." The person said.

"No, I don't think  I ever seen a portal or such!" Swiq said. "It'd give this old man somethin' to do though, geh-heh-heh..."

27 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

"I am neither Darkner nor Lightner, but from elsewhere entirely. And, some tea would not be remiss, as it appears I may be here a little longer than anticipated."

That was me and Kansas for the longest time

Before Rebus came and meddled

"Ah... um, Swatch might need some time..." Ralsei said "But... you mentioned Susie? Where-where did she go? And Kris?"

 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

You two... have you seen any, say, mysterious portals or such? Or, even- no, nevermind." The person said.

"No, I don't think  I ever seen a portal or such!" Swiq said. "It'd give this old man somethin' to do though, geh-heh-heh..."

Via frowned ‘’no but i heard myths there is some at the end of the Shining River.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

25 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Via frowned ‘’no but i heard myths there is some at the end of the Shining River.”

"Shining River? Where would that be?" The mysterious person asked.

Spoiler

This is about to be a multiverse adventure throughout tlt because i have no other reasonable quest ideas

 

Edited September 3, 2025 by The Wyver

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 9/2/2025 at 8:36 AM, NameIess said:

"Excellent!" Sequence felt a sudden gust of cool air as fans kicked on. "Construction is preceding on schedule." Malevolence noted as lights turned on to reveal dozens of robots busily assembling a massive metallic structure in the center of the cavern. "The vault itself will be covered in my most advanced technology, shielded as best I can make it, guarded by my most powerful drones. Worst case scenario, I'll have devices in play to destroy the paper. That will move it elsewhere and hopefully give us time to reclaim it."

Sequence nodded in approval, looking around at the chamber. 

"Wonderful! Perhaps an energy field resistant to weaponry could help as well? I've experimented with the concept a bit, so I think I have the basics down..." Sequence waved her hands and a small dome appeared beside her, about the height of a person. The surface was mostly translucent, though it shimmered slightly. Sequence reached out, and her hand passed through it. Then, she summoned Conflict in the form of a sword, and tried the same. The sword stopped at the edge of the field. Sequence looked pleased with herself.
"Thoughts?"

[Keke They/he]

34 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Shining River? Where would that be?" The mysterious person asked.

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This is about to be a multiverse adventure throughout tlt because i have no other reasonable quest ideas

 

Quote

Ik

i. Mentioned the river on the way to the hospital 

:”its a few miles north past the shining river

“It’s a few miles north i belive. Honestly not many people go near to because when they do they dont come back.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

42 minutes ago, Hawks said:

“It’s a few miles north i belive. Honestly not many people go near to because when they do they dont come back.”

"Ah. I see. Would you two mind... coming with me? To do something?" The person asked.

"Geh-heh-heh! Might get your mind of your old pops, wouldn't it, Via?" Swiq chuckled. "I'm in! This old husk needs some 'venturin'!"

"Yes. And... you?" The person looked at Via.

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Ah. I see. Would you two mind... coming with me? To do something?" The person asked.

"Geh-heh-heh! Might get your mind of your old pops, wouldn't it, Via?" Swiq chuckled. "I'm in! This old husk needs some 'venturin'!"

"Yes. And... you?" The person looked at Via.

she nods. "Uh yeah I suppose so."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

she nods. "Uh yeah I suppose so."

"Shall we go then?" The person asked.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, The Wyver said:

"Uhuh. I'd be willing to ditch this one-" She waved her old ax around"-if I can do Rude Buster with you."

"Rude Buster?!? I've never been rude in my life!" The axe said indignantly. "But... well, let's try it."

1 hour ago, Sequence said:

Sequence nodded in approval, looking around at the chamber. 

"Wonderful! Perhaps an energy field resistant to weaponry could help as well? I've experimented with the concept a bit, so I think I have the basics down..." Sequence waved her hands and a small dome appeared beside her, about the height of a person. The surface was mostly translucent, though it shimmered slightly. Sequence reached out, and her hand passed through it. Then, she summoned Conflict in the form of a sword, and tried the same. The sword stopped at the edge of the field. Sequence looked pleased with herself.
"Thoughts?"

"Very good. Make certain nanobots are recognized as weapons,  then spread that over the whole complex. If you could exclude my defense drones, that would be excellent."

1 hour ago, The Wyver said:

"Ah... um, Swatch might need some time..." Ralsei said "But... you mentioned Susie? Where-where did she go? And Kris?"

Subversion appeared next to Ralsei. "Hello little Darkner. Would you like to be able to leave this place?"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

"Rude Buster?!? I've never been rude in my life!" The axe said indignantly. "But... well, let's try it."

"Very good. Make certain nanobots are recognized as weapons,  then spread that over the whole complex. If you could exclude my defense drones, that would be excellent."

Subversion appeared next to Ralsei. "Hello little Darkner. Would you like to be able to leave this place?"

Susie part:

"Alrighty then..." She dropped her old axe and grabbed the new one, wielding it and swinging it in a great arc. The Rude Buster cast out of it, in a wider range and bursting with flames. "OK. Wait. That was actually kinda cool" Susie said.

Ralsei Part:

"AH! Oh-oh- um who are you?" Ralsei said, surprised.

[Keke They/he]

6 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Shall we go then?" The person asked.

she nodsm "wsit can I get travel stuff first?"

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"Alrighty then..." She dropped her old axe and grabbed the new one, wielding it and swinging it in a great arc. The Rude Buster cast out of it, in a wider range and bursting with flames. "OK. Wait. That was actually kinda cool" Susie said.

"Well of course it was cool. I was involved, wasn't I?"

2 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"AH! Oh-oh- um who are you?" Ralsei said, surprised.

"I am Subversion, a Narrator interested in your plight."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

she nodsm "wsit can I get travel stuff first?"

"Yes. But we may need to leave soon."

Just now, NameIess said:

"Well of course it was cool. I was involved, wasn't I?"

"I am Subversion, a Narrator interested in your plight."

Susie:

"Ugh, fine, I guess you can be my cool new ax." Susie pocketed her other axe and returned to the cat. @Hawks

Ralsei:

"N-narrator? Well, um, Mister Narrator, if I may ask, do you know about all the strange people popping up in Castle Town?" Ralsei waved his arms at BENJI and Second. "Or are you... no, you probably aren't a Recruit, are you?"

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

Yes. But we may need to leave soon."

she nods and quickly packed a bag full of all essentials. She cane back out. "Lets go!"

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Ugh, fine, I guess you can be my cool new ax." Susie pocketed her other axe and returned to the cat. @Hawks

"Excell-no wait! I didn't want that!" The axe exclaimed. "Stupid Author, manipulating me into this."

15 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"N-narrator? Well, um, Mister Narrator, if I may ask, do you know about all the strange people popping up in Castle Town?" Ralsei waved his arms at BENJI and Second. "Or are you... no, you probably aren't a Recruit, are you?"

"Them? Oh, Second may be a Narrator, and I've never met BENJI before. I'm also not a recruit." Subversion smiled at Ralsei. "I can free you from this place. And I can help you with your prophecy problems as well."

Edited September 3, 2025 by NameIess

[Keke They/he]

7 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Excell-no wait! I didn't want that!" The axe exclaimed. "Stupid Author, manipulating me into this."

"Them? Oh, Second may be a Narrator, and I've never met BENJI before. I'm also not a recruit." Subversion smiled at Ralsei. "I can free you from this place. And I can help you with your prophecy problems as well."

 

19 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Yes. But we may need to leave soon."

Susie:

"Ugh, fine, I guess you can be my cool new ax." Susie pocketed her other axe and returned to the cat. @Hawks

Ralsei:

"N-narrator? Well, um, Mister Narrator, if I may ask, do you know about all the strange people popping up in Castle Town?" Ralsei waved his arms at BENJI and Second. "Or are you... no, you probably aren't a Recruit, are you?"

Oh hey i was supposed to respond to that xD

the cat was sleeping on the lid of a dumpster.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, The Wyver said:

...BUT I HAVE RETURNED!

 

No, neither of them

  Reveal hidden contents

Yes this is actually amazing 

"You two... have you seen any, say, mysterious portals or such? Or, even- no, nevermind." The person said.

"No, I don't think  I ever seen a portal or such!" Swiq said. "It'd give this old man somethin' to do though, geh-heh-heh..."

"Ah... um, Swatch might need some time..." Ralsei said "But... you mentioned Susie? Where-where did she go? And Kris?"

 

"I know nothing of Kris. Susie, last I was able to check, was dismantling a forest. Would you happen to know where she might have went?"

1 hour ago, NameIess said:

"Rude Buster?!? I've never been rude in my life!" The axe said indignantly. "But... well, let's try it."

"Very good. Make certain nanobots are recognized as weapons,  then spread that over the whole complex. If you could exclude my defense drones, that would be excellent."

Subversion appeared next to Ralsei. "Hello little Darkner. Would you like to be able to leave this place?"

Second turns to Subversion, surprise showing in his usually confident expression. 

"What are you doing here? Go meddle elsewhere!"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 hours ago, Hawks said:

she nods and quickly packed a bag full of all essentials. She cane back out. "Lets go!"

*They arrive at the river.* "Alright. Now jump in." The person said, gesturing at the river.

"Oh... are ye sure about this, lad?" Swiq asked, waving his cane at the man. "What's yer name, anyways?"

"My name... well, uh, you can call me Vessel." The person said. "And if you aren't brave enough to jump in, well..." Vessel jumped with a practiced style into the river.

"Well I'll be! You think that lad is gonna be 'll right?" Swiq said, awed.

alright now its your turn to pick a universe for them to arrive in Hawks (TLT)

 

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

 

Oh hey i was supposed to respond to that xD

the cat was sleeping on the lid of a dumpster.

"Yo. You good with axes?" Susie asked.

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

"I know nothing of Kris. Susie, last I was able to check, was dismantling a forest. Would you happen to know where she might have went?"

Second turns to Subversion, surprise showing in his usually confident expression. 

"What are you doing here? Go meddle elsewhere!"

"W-well... last week, the night before t-the Festival... that was the last I saw of them. I don't know if there's been a new dark world or-or-or..." Ralsei trailed off, looking worried.

2 hours ago, NameIess said:

"Excell-no wait! I didn't want that!" The axe exclaimed. "Stupid Author, manipulating me into this."

"Them? Oh, Second may be a Narrator, and I've never met BENJI before. I'm also not a recruit." Subversion smiled at Ralsei. "I can free you from this place. And I can help you with your prophecy problems as well."

S: "WHat the acutal **** is with theses authors!?" Susie said. "Hey- wait! Why can't I cuss! ***! ****!"

R: "P-prophecy? How... were you, like, following us during Gerson's dark world? A-a-and, you can't 'free' me from here... I'm just an object given life th-through darkness..." Ralsei stammered.

Edited September 3, 2025 by The Wyver