The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Cookie Spren]

Just now, Hawks said:

Keep in mind that this isn’t actually a boy. It’s the thought and emotion of chaos and fear that almost fully designed himself as a boy. So to everyone he is a boy but he doesn’t have the same essences as a person would. It’s confusing. But still hurt the crap outa it

he yelps and curls into a ball. “Stop stop please im not dangerous. I haven’t hurt anyone. Please please,” he begged “i just wanna get home and see my friend. I wanna help her. Please dont” he held his bleeding leg. Luckily he missed any artery. “Please.”

The blood slowly begins to get soaked up by the bullet somehow.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

The blood slowly begins to get soaked up by the bullet somehow.

Fas watches in fascination

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, The Sly Cookie said:

The blood slowly begins to get soaked up by the bullet somehow.

He cries. “Please god, no.” He sobs. “Please I haven’t done anything why are you doing this!!! I need to help sera! I need to help her please! I cant die yet I haven’t helped her!!!” He tries to get the bullet out of his leg

[Cookie Spren]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

He cries. “Please god, no.” He sobs. “Please I haven’t done anything why are you doing this!!! I need to help sera! I need to help her please! I cant die yet I haven’t helped her!!!” He tries to get the bullet out of his leg

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fas watches in fascination

Vigo takes some Blacksmith tongs out and pulls the bullet up. As It's pulled out, the blood drips from it, but is sucked up last second. It almost feels like the bullet wants more as it softly shakes in the grip of the tongs.

"Vampiric Rounds." Vigo explains to Fas.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo takes some Blacksmith tongs out and pulls the bullet up. As It's pulled out, the blood drips from it, but is sucked up last second. It almost feels like the bullet wants more as it softly shakes in the grip of the tongs.

"Vampiric Rounds." Vigo explains to Fas.

He screams. “Why are you doing this to me!” He props himself up on his hands and tries to move away from him

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo takes some Blacksmith tongs out and pulls the bullet up. As It's pulled out, the blood drips from it, but is sucked up last second. It almost feels like the bullet wants more as it softly shakes in the grip of the tongs.

"Vampiric Rounds." Vigo explains to Fas.

"What's the purpose?"

[Cookie Spren]

Just now, Hawks said:

He screams. “Why are you doing this to me!” He props himself up on his hands and tries to move away from him

Vigo shrugs. "Just wanted to test it." He chuckles. "Besides, pain is only weakness leaving the body."

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo takes some Blacksmith tongs out and pulls the bullet up. As It's pulled out, the blood drips from it, but is sucked up last second. It almost feels like the bullet wants more as it softly shakes in the grip of the tongs.

"Vampiric Rounds." Vigo explains to Fas.

Man I wouldn’t have had him Inhabit Cade if i had known he was gonna be tortured

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"What's the purpose?"

 

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo shrugs. "Just wanted to test it." He chuckles. "Besides, pain is only weakness leaving the body."

“No rust! I know that!! But it was draining my blood! I coulda died from blood loss!!!”

[Cookie Spren]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"What's the purpose?"

"I want to harness the power of Gods, Fas." He sets the round in his palm. "My bullets leech off of those it strikes, and with Narration being unable to affect it, I have effectively created a weapon to kill Gods and use their power against them."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

"I want to harness the power of Gods, Fas." He sets the round in his palm. "My bullets leech off of those it strikes, and with Narration being unable to affect it, I have effectively created a weapon to kill Gods and use their power against them."

Fas freezes for a moment, then eyes the bullet with awe and a little apprehension. "The power...I see now. You may well stand a chance against Rebus."

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

"I want to harness the power of Gods, Fas." He sets the round in his palm. "My bullets leech off of those it strikes, and with Narration being unable to affect it, I have effectively created a weapon to kill Gods and use their power against them."

“But im an atheist!! Not a god! And whos rebus!!”

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fas freezes for a moment, then eyes the bullet with awe and a little apprehension. "The power...I see now. You may well stand a chance against Rebus."

 

[Cookie Spren]

52 minutes ago, Hawks said:

“No rust! I know that!! But it was draining my blood! I coulda died from blood loss!!!”

@Kansas Stormcursed

Vigo examines the bullet. "That wasn't blood, you fiend." He smirks. "Creature of Chaos. Would you like to see something wonderful." He addresses the boy.

Edited September 2, 2025 by The Sly Cookie

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo examines the bullet. "That wasn't blood, you fiend." He smirks. "Creature of Chaos. Would you like to see something wonderful." He addresses the boy.

….. hehe

”¿¡Qué carajo quieres decir!? creature of chaos?” After that he shook passed out and      Appeared behind vigo. “Oh you figured me out” he says mocking melochly. “The pain, here i thought i did a good job Inhabiting his persona.” Cade was still passed out on the couch. “Well hopefully that doesnt mess up his current status.”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

48 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

@Kansas Stormcursed

Vigo examines the bullet. "That wasn't blood, you fiend." He smirks. "Creature of Chaos. Would you like to see something wonderful." He addresses the boy.

44 minutes ago, Hawks said:

….. hehe

”¿¡Qué carajo quieres decir!? creature of chaos?” After that he shook passed out and      Appeared behind vigo. “Oh you figured me out” he says mocking melochly. “The pain, here i thought i did a good job Inhabiting his persona.” Cade was still passed out on the couch. “Well hopefully that doesnt mess up his current status.”

Fas looks from the boy to the new being, surprised.

[Keke They/he]

15 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fas looks from the boy to the new being, surprised.

the new being is just a black silhouette. "Hello fas."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, Hawks said:

the new being is just a black silhouette. "Hello fas."

Fas stares back, wary.

[Keke They/he]

13 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fas stares back, wary.

It leans forward eerily. Its whole presence made everyone in the room uncomfortable. "Yes I know you. Ive watched you and Vigo."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

It leans forward eerily. Its whole presence made everyone in the room uncomfortable. "Yes I know you. Ive watched you and Vigo."

"Why?"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 hours ago, NameIess said:

"Oh, and  I suppose that axe of yours can microwave food as well?"

"Technically? Yes. You? You'd probably burn up a steak!"

2 hours ago, Hawks said:

 

What the f—- ok then 

We can start a new one if you guys want

 

2 hours ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

yes

but like

Better

Swiq looked at the pile of butter. He then sighed and picked up a mop. "You wanna come help me, lad!?" He yelled into the other room. Someone add their character here ig

[Keke They/he]

11 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Why?"

“Well i wasnt originally but i hear you all mention killing narrators. And well, that got my attention.”

3 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Technically? Yes. You? You'd probably burn up a steak!"

We can start a new one if you guys want

 

but like

Better

Swiq looked at the pile of butter. He then sighed and picked up a mop. "You wanna come help me, lad!?" He yelled into the other room. Someone add their character here ig

Via walked in and started moping. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

“Well i wasnt originally but i hear you all mention killing narrators. And well, that got my attention.”

Via walked in and started moping. 

"What were you doing anyways, Via?" Swiq asked. "You've been in there for a long time!"

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"What were you doing anyways, Via?" Swiq asked. "You've been in there for a long time!"

“Sorry swiq, i was writing a letter to my grandfather, he’s not getting any better these days. I wanna make sure he knows i still think about him ya know?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Hawks said:

“Sorry swiq, i was writing a letter to my grandfather, he’s not getting any better these days. I wanna make sure he knows i still think about him ya know?”

"Fair enough. Might as well, y'know?" Swiq laughed in his odd way. "Geh-heh-heh, I sure do wish I still had mine! He was a brave old man. Served the Lord, y'know?"

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"Fair enough. Might as well, y'know?" Swiq laughed in his odd way. "Geh-heh-heh, I sure do wish I still had mine! He was a brave old man. Served the Lord, y'know?"

“At least he’s in heaven now, im sure God had a special place for him in the Great Kingdom… swiq, i was wondering if i could get some time off to visit him? Mostly we are not needed nowadays, we should leave the town like the rest of the villagers.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

“At least he’s in heaven now, im sure God had a special place for him in the Great Kingdom… swiq, i was wondering if i could get some time off to visit him? Mostly we are not needed nowadays, we should leave the town like the rest of the villagers.”

"Maybe. I could put in a request. I'll do it tomorrow, when my back ain't so painful." Swiq rubbed his back. 

OLD MAN!!!