The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wyver said:

"Pathetic? Then let's see what you can do!" Susie gestured for the axe to perform something beyond fire.

Every tree within sight of Susie burst into flame spontaneously.

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

im joining

Butter starts to melt

(my character is a sick of butter wit legs)

Edited September 2, 2025 by BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

Every tree within sight of Susie burst into flame spontaneously.

"Wow? Forest fire? Cool? But can you do .... THIS!" She swung her axe again, and this time several red arrows flung out, hitting the burning trees. Some trees' flames grew, some had water flung all over them, and others sizzled with electricity or other effects. "I can do more than fire, shrimp!"

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

im joining

Butter starts to melt

(my character is a sick of butter wit legs)

new character ig

Swiq looked at it. "Dang. That's sad."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"Wow? Forest fire? Cool? But can you do .... THIS!" She swung her axe again, and this time several red arrows flung out, hitting the burning trees. Some trees' flames grew, some had water flung all over them, and others sizzled with electricity or other effects. "I can do more than fire, shrimp!"

"Oh, you think that's cool? That's nothing!" The axe gleamed, and suddenly every tree around Susie collapsed into evenly cut cubes, fires extinguished.

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"Wow? Forest fire? Cool? But can you do .... THIS!" She swung her axe again, and this time several red arrows flung out, hitting the burning trees. Some trees' flames grew, some had water flung all over them, and others sizzled with electricity or other effects. "I can do more than fire, shrimp!"

new character ig

Swiq looked at it. "Dang. That's sad."

BUTTER melts then dies

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

22 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Supply and demand. There were plenty of heroes, but almost no villains that existed for more than the time it took a heroic character to find and obliterate them. People remember the Witherlord, the killing of Plot, and all the other epic villains of the Thread far better than any former heroes. 

You? Compared to the Witherlord? You are nothing to those villains. A mere blip.

But you wish to be so much more—a villain for the ages, far beyond the ancient epic villains.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

BUTTER melts then dies

"Damn." Swiq said, walking away. "That's sad."

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

"Oh, you think that's cool? That's nothing!" The axe gleamed, and suddenly every tree around Susie collapsed into evenly cut cubes, fires extinguished.

"Yeah but..." All the cubes turned into sharpened objects. "I can sharpen stuff as a spell!"

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

Just now, The Wyver said:

"Damn." Swiq said, walking away. "That's sad."

"Yeah but..." All the cubes turned into sharpened objects. "I can sharpen stuff as a spell!"

BUTTER's last words      "God Damm itttttttttttt"as the voice fade away 

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

BUTTER's last words      "God Damm itttttttttttt"as the voice fade away 

 

The end?

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

Just now, The Wyver said:

The end?

yes

[Keke They/he]

14 minutes ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

BUTTER's last words      "God Damm itttttttttttt"as the voice fade away 

 

 

13 minutes ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

yes

What the f—- ok then 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

17 minutes ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

BUTTER's last words      "God Damm itttttttttttt"as the voice fade away 

 

Huh

Cep observes, confused and a little amused.

Edited September 2, 2025 by Kansas Stormcursed

[NameIess]

33 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Yeah but..." All the cubes turned into sharpened objects. "I can sharpen stuff as a spell!"

"Oh, and  I suppose that axe of yours can microwave food as well?"

Edited September 2, 2025 by NameIess

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 hours ago, Hawks said:

How?!?!

Cause depending on how depends on if it makes it past the protections

It's a little complicated. I'm assuming he's guarded against simply magically sensing him? In the case of that, Taeidin could also basically become temporarily omniscient, but guided towards the target of finding the clone, such that he should be able to recognise its physical makeup and tell where it is. In the event that it is somehow shrouded from that, he could search for either the tracker that was on him or ask to obtain the pages, which would point him at the clone. If all that should somehow fail, he can always just follow Erryin and Bacon, knowing that they were going after the clone. 

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

It's a little complicated. I'm assuming he's guarded against simply magically sensing him? In the case of that, Taeidin could also basically become temporarily omniscient, but guided towards the target of finding the clone, such that he should be able to recognise its physical makeup and tell where it is. In the event that it is somehow shrouded from that, he could search for either the tracker that was on him or ask to obtain the pages, which would point him at the clone. If all that should somehow fail, he can always just follow Erryin and Bacon, knowing that they were going after the clone. 

Yeah he’s made so like narrators and Enuller and wherever else there is are blocked from sensing him and the tracker was just like a bio thing connected to Erryin. But regardless he could just follow them. It’s a memory so im not to sure how that would work. I’d ask @xinoehp512 

[Cookie Spren]

@Kansas Stormcursed @Hawks

Vigo keeps the gun at the boy's head and advances.

"You don't happen to be fooling me with Narration are you?" Vigo says coldly. He whistles sharply and a bark can be heard from upstairs. A large Rottweiler bolts down the steps and to the side of Vigo, looking ready to pounce on command.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

@Kansas Stormcursed @Hawks

Vigo keeps the gun at the boy's head and advances.

"You don't happen to be fooling me with Narration are you?" Vigo says coldly. He whistles sharply and a bark can be heard from upstairs. A large Rottweiler bolts down the steps and to the side of Vigo, looking ready to pounce on command.

He shrieks. “What’s the *beep*!!! No! What’s that??? I mean i know what it is but not really! Nor am i able to use it! I was just out on a little hike and got a bit lost!!!” He puts his hands up in surrender and squeezes his eyes shut.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

@Kansas Stormcursed @Hawks

Vigo keeps the gun at the boy's head and advances.

"You don't happen to be fooling me with Narration are you?" Vigo says coldly. He whistles sharply and a bark can be heard from upstairs. A large Rottweiler bolts down the steps and to the side of Vigo, looking ready to pounce on command.

Fas slips a hand inside his jacket and grabs something, eyes glued to the boy. ( @Hawks )

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fas slips a hand inside his jacket and grabs something, eyes glued to the boy. ( @Hawks )

He had his eyes closed so he didn’t see 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

@Kansas Stormcursed @Hawks

Vigo keeps the gun at the boy's head and advances.

"You don't happen to be fooling me with Narration are you?" Vigo says coldly. He whistles sharply and a bark can be heard from upstairs. A large Rottweiler bolts down the steps and to the side of Vigo, looking ready to pounce on command.

"Wait...if you fire that near him, wouldn't it cancel out any Narration? Or only if you hit him."

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Wait...if you fire that near him, wouldn't it cancel out any Narration? Or only if you hit him."

He whimpered. “Don’t kill me! Please”

[Cookie Spren]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fas slips a hand inside his jacket and grabs something, eyes glued to the boy. ( @Hawks )

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

He shrieks. “What’s the *beep*!!! No! What’s that??? I mean i know what it is but not really! Nor am i able to use it! I was just out on a little hike and got a bit lost!!!” He puts his hands up in surrender and squeezes his eyes shut.

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Wait...if you fire that near him, wouldn't it cancel out any Narration? Or only if you hit him."

Vigo grabs the boy by the hair and drags him inside, throwing him onto the sofa. He keeps his gun trained on the boy and he looks ready to whistle a command to tear the boy to shreds.

Without any words or look of remorse, Vigo shoots the boy in the leg. This feels strange, not only Enulling, but Draining away something, making the boy feel like some part of him is empty.

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo grabs the boy by the hair and drags him inside, throwing him onto the sofa. He keeps his gun trained on the boy and he looks ready to whistle a command to tear the boy to shreds.

Without any words or look of remorse, Vigo shoots the boy in the leg. This feels strange, not only Enulling, but Draining away something, making the boy feel like some part of him is empty.

 

Fas removes his hand from his jacket, leaving whatever was in there hidden. "Well. I guess that's answered."

[Cookie Spren]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fas removes his hand from his jacket, leaving whatever was in there hidden. "Well. I guess that's answered."

@Hawks

Vigo smirks at the look on the boy's face, then he turns to Fas.

"I didn't think I'd get to test out my new rounds today."

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo grabs the boy by the hair and drags him inside, throwing him onto the sofa. He keeps his gun trained on the boy and he looks ready to whistle a command to tear the boy to shreds.

Without any words or look of remorse, Vigo shoots the boy in the leg. This feels strange, not only Enulling, but Draining away something, making the boy feel like some part of him is empty.

 

Keep in mind that this isn’t actually a boy. It’s the thought and emotion of chaos and fear that almost fully designed himself as a boy. So to everyone he is a boy but he doesn’t have the same essences as a person would. It’s confusing. But still hurt the crap outa it

he yelps and curls into a ball. “Stop stop please im not dangerous. I haven’t hurt anyone. Please please,” he begged “i just wanna get home and see my friend. I wanna help her. Please dont” he held his bleeding leg. Luckily he missed any artery. “Please.”