The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Where is anything happening?

I have nooooooo idea, I’m not even sure where I am, except from not very close to any other plot lines

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

On 7/13/2025 at 9:00 AM, ChipsAHoid said:

Very well. We have decided. So long as aid is provided in my conflict as a sign that we can rely on you, I (and those under me), affirm that we will be an autonomous part of your empire.

“Excellent,” said Rebus, smiling in a combination of legitimate happiness and evil mastermind smugness. “If you explain what is needed, I can provide aid.” 

On 7/13/2025 at 11:22 AM, TwinStorm said:

"Resistance will come. Authors are busy. But when they return . . . the war will shake the Thread." Fael nodded.

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"I can do that." Atreides admitted. "That happens to be one of my specialities."

Rebus grinned, glad to hear this. “I should return to my preparations, then.” 
Rebus smiled. “That is why I chose it as your potential role. I still have the pieces of Conquest - I plan to reforge it, and should you prove yourself, grant it to you.” 

On 7/13/2025 at 11:41 AM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Yeah. I just felt you dying, and I wanted to save my friend.

I... Also feel something. My Master is Calling for me. Something changed.

...

Would you like to meet my Master?

@Dragonheir

Thank you. I’ve never really had a friend before. 
Yes, I think I would. 

On 7/13/2025 at 3:21 PM, xinoehp512 said:

The bacon sandwich didn't respond. It was, after all, only a bacon sandwich.

Rebus took away its essence, leaving the actual sandwich - now dead, ashy, and soulless - where it was. It would be useful, Rebus thought. As for the Lost Page, it could be found other ways. Perhaps Fate would give him something - otherwise, Rebus might need to cheat. 

On 7/15/2025 at 1:03 AM, Through The Living Glass said:

Curious.

She still had no idea what it was, mind you.

She pulled her hand away and pulled a small blob out of the main body of dark mist.

This didn’t work quite as well as one would expect - the area wasn’t mist, it was a magical effect that interfered with light, causing darkness indirectly. 
Should she try to move the magic, though, it worked relatively well - a slightly warm area of darkness that cast a mundane shadow broke off from the rest. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

On 7/15/2025 at 11:53 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

I have nooooooo idea, I’m not even sure where I am, except from not very close to any other plot lines

I'm going to say I'm wherever you are and you are on the Shattered Plains.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

23 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Thank you. I’ve never really had a friend before. 
Yes, I think I would. 

Wonderful.

Lezterp focused for a moment before teleporting to a dark room

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

13 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Wonderful.

Lezterp focused for a moment before teleporting to a dark room

Light didn’t matter to much to Cursed Treasure - though Heir thought it maybe saw through other people’s eyes to perceive things other than souls and magic. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Light didn’t matter to much to Cursed Treasure - though Heir thought it maybe saw through other people’s eyes to perceive things other than souls and magic. 

Spoilered for length:

Spoiler

A deep voice booms from the chamber.

"Hello Lezterp. What is this compainion you have brought?"

"Hello. This is Cursed Treasure, a Plotblade I have bonded. We have stood many a struggle together. We have even made our own labyrinth."

"Good. A Base of operations could be beneficial to my plan."

"A... Base of operations?"

"Yes. Use your labyrinth, make it bigger, you will need it for your next assignment."

"So... this means..."

"Yes. You have become a Full Agent"

Lezterp's eyes momentarally glow.

"Th-Thank you, Master."

"There has been an update. We have secured a branch in a world where a Sandwich is treated like a god."

There is a large hand that reaches out of the darkness and touches Lezterp's head.

Lezterp gasps.

"Your new goal. Corrupt with the SS."

"Y-Yes sir."

Lezterp and cursed treasure get teleported back to their labyrinth.

 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Spoilered for length:

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A deep voice booms from the chamber.

"Hello Lezterp. What is this compainion you have brought?"

"Hello. This is Cursed Treasure, a Plotblade I have bonded. We have stood many a struggle together. We have even made our own labyrinth."

"Good. A Base of operations could be beneficial to my plan."

"A... Base of operations?"

"Yes. Use your labyrinth, make it bigger, you will need it for your next assignment."

"So... this means..."

"Yes. You have become a Full Agent"

Lezterp's eyes momentarally glow.

"Th-Thank you, Master."

"There has been an update. We have secured a branch in a world where a Sandwich is treated like a god."

There is a large hand that reaches out of the darkness and touches Lezterp's head.

Lezterp gasps.

"Your new goal. Corrupt with the SS."

"Y-Yes sir."

Lezterp and cursed treasure get teleported back to their labyrinth.

 

Cursed Treasure, honestly not knowing what is happening, felt a combination of honored and bewildered. 

Rebus, on the other hand, grinned very wide. “A crossover, you say? Tell me more.” 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

59 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

“Excellent,” said Rebus, smiling in a combination of legitimate happiness and evil mastermind smugness. “If you explain what is needed, I can provide aid.” 

Aid in the conflict. I don’t mind their destruction, even if they were forced to comply, they would still defy me in every way possible. I don’t really care whether you destroy them or you give me the capability to destroy them. Just so long as they no longer oppose me, and by extension, Order.

Also, @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren, I don’t think we’re on Roshar…

Could be wrong tho, idrk

Edited July 17, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

7 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Cursed Treasure, honestly not knowing what is happening, felt a combination of honored and bewildered. 

Rebus, on the other hand, grinned very wide. “A crossover, you say? Tell me more.” 

 

13 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Spoilered for length:

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A deep voice booms from the chamber.

"Hello Lezterp. What is this compainion you have brought?"

"Hello. This is Cursed Treasure, a Plotblade I have bonded. We have stood many a struggle together. We have even made our own labyrinth."

"Good. A Base of operations could be beneficial to my plan."

"A... Base of operations?"

"Yes. Use your labyrinth, make it bigger, you will need it for your next assignment."

"So... this means..."

"Yes. You have become a Full Agent"

Lezterp's eyes momentarally glow.

"Th-Thank you, Master."

"There has been an update. We have secured a branch in a world where a Sandwich is treated like a god."

There is a large hand that reaches out of the darkness and touches Lezterp's head.

Lezterp gasps.

"Your new goal. Corrupt with the SS."

"Y-Yes sir."

Lezterp and cursed treasure get teleported back to their labyrinth.

 

CODER DID YOU JUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THE CROSSOVER

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Aid in the conflict. I don’t mind their destruction, even if they were forced to comply, they would still defy me in every way possible. I don’t really care whether you destroy them or you give me the capability to destroy them. Just so long as they no longer oppose me, and by extension, Order.

“I think I shall use a weapon fundamentally of Chaos for this task - emergence is something I am well familiar with, and bringing Order using Chaos… I like the idea.” Rebus floated slightly into the air, mostly for intimidation purposes - he was showing his readiness, visually representing his preparation that would otherwise go unseen. “Now then; where can they be found?” 

1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

 

CODER DID YOU JUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THE CROSSOVER

*evil laugh* but seriously, I do need someone to tell me more. There seems to have been some BFtS developments I have not heard about. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

“I think I shall use a weapon fundamentally of Chaos for this task - emergence is something I am well familiar with, and bringing Order using Chaos… I like the idea.” Rebus floated slightly into the air, mostly for intimidation purposes - he was showing his readiness, visually representing his preparation that would otherwise go unseen. “Now then; where can they be found?” 

*evil laugh* but seriously, I do need someone to tell me more. There seems to have been some BFtS developments I have not heard about. 

Uh. Yeah. We made a secret organization that's not so secret anymore because ITS MEMBERS KEEP BLABBING

Spoiler

@CoderDrag0n8

And uh otherwise that's kinda it. There was a funeral for one person who was apparently 12 and got booted, and Coder and I have been trying to figure out a TLT-BftS crossover for a while

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

“I think I shall use a weapon fundamentally of Chaos for this task - emergence is something I am well familiar with, and bringing Order using Chaos… I like the idea.” Rebus floated slightly into the air, mostly for intimidation purposes - he was showing his readiness, visually representing his preparation that would otherwise go unseen. “Now then; where can they be found?” 

They reside in the darkened area, a few dozen miles to the south. Even my light could not reach it, back when I still had that. There are perhaps half a dozen remaining in opposition. 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

7 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Uh. Yeah. We made a secret organization that's not so secret anymore because ITS MEMBERS KEEP BLABBING

  Reveal hidden contents

@CoderDrag0n8

And uh otherwise that's kinda it. There was a funeral for one person who was apparently 12 and got booted, and Coder and I have been trying to figure out a TLT-BftS crossover for a while

Alright - then it’s normal BftS stuff (so utterly overpowered chaos, with a dash of continuity - much like TLT of old). This will be fun…

Narrators and maybe others can’t leave the Thread without being hunted down by Ennullers, I shall note. 

6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

They reside in the darkened area, a few dozen miles to the south. Even my light could not reach it, back when I still had that. There are perhaps half a dozen remaining in opposition. 

“I am no longer a stranger to darkness.” Rebus stayed where he was, but a cloud of utility fog left to reach this place. It moved with impressive speed, teleporting in more utility fog to telescope forwards. 
Rebus arrived at the boundary of the darkness, reforming his body out of the utility fog. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Alright - then it’s normal BftS stuff (so utterly overpowered chaos, with a dash of continuity - much like TLT of old). This will be fun…

Narrators and maybe others can’t leave the Thread without being hunted down by Ennullers, I shall note. 

“I am no longer a stranger to darkness.” Rebus stayed where he was, but a cloud of utility fog left to reach this place. It moved with impressive speed, teleporting in more utility fog to telescope forwards. 
Rebus arrived at the boundary of the darkness, reforming his body out of the utility fog. 

Good to know. What about characters? I need Cep to enter the chaos

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

and bringing Order using Chaos

Hey! That's exactly what I was doing in the Secret Wars Ultimate Crossover RP

My character in Secret Wars was Sandy from BftS too, so...

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Alright - then it’s normal BftS stuff (so utterly overpowered chaos, with a dash of continuity - much like TLT of old). This will be fun…

Narrators and maybe others can’t leave the Thread without being hunted down by Ennullers, I shall note. 

“I am no longer a stranger to darkness.” Rebus stayed where he was, but a cloud of utility fog left to reach this place. It moved with impressive speed, teleporting in more utility fog to telescope forwards. 
Rebus arrived at the boundary of the darkness, reforming his body out of the utility fog. 

18142 used a sophon to talk to Sandy. Within moments, Sandy quantum tunnelled beside him.

Sophons are sentient protons by the way. It's using quantum entanglement to allow for FTL communication.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 hour ago, Dragonheir said:

“Excellent,” said Rebus, smiling in a combination of legitimate happiness and evil mastermind smugness. “If you explain what is needed, I can provide aid.” 

Rebus grinned, glad to hear this. “I should return to my preparations, then.” 
Rebus smiled. “That is why I chose it as your potential role. I still have the pieces of Conquest - I plan to reforge it, and should you prove yourself, grant it to you.” 

Thank you. I’ve never really had a friend before. 
Yes, I think I would. 

Rebus took away its essence, leaving the actual sandwich - now dead, ashy, and soulless - where it was. It would be useful, Rebus thought. As for the Lost Page, it could be found other ways. Perhaps Fate would give him something - otherwise, Rebus might need to cheat. 

This didn’t work quite as well as one would expect - the area wasn’t mist, it was a magical effect that interfered with light, causing darkness indirectly. 
Should she try to move the magic, though, it worked relatively well - a slightly warm area of darkness that cast a mundane shadow broke off from the rest. 

"Conquest? You mean Crusade? That was Atreides's Blade, after all."

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

Atreides's

Wait is this a Dune crossover?

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Wait is this a Dune crossover?

no, his character was inspired by Paul but quickly morphed into something very different

its mostly a homage

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

no, his character was inspired by Paul but quickly morphed into something very different

its mostly a homage

Oh alright.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Dragonheir said:

Cursed Treasure, honestly not knowing what is happening, felt a combination of honored and bewildered. 

Rebus, on the other hand, grinned very wide. “A crossover, you say? Tell me more.” 

Wait how does Rebus know?

1 hour ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

 

CODER DID YOU JUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THE CROSSOVER

NONONONONONO

It is meant to be a Coder-specific crossover.

1 hour ago, Dragonheir said:

“I think I shall use a weapon fundamentally of Chaos for this task - emergence is something I am well familiar with, and bringing Order using Chaos… I like the idea.” Rebus floated slightly into the air, mostly for intimidation purposes - he was showing his readiness, visually representing his preparation that would otherwise go unseen. “Now then; where can they be found?” 

*evil laugh* but seriously, I do need someone to tell me more. There seems to have been some BFtS developments I have not heard about. 

uhhh

1 hour ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Uh. Yeah. We made a secret organization that's not so secret anymore because ITS MEMBERS KEEP BLABBING

  Reveal hidden contents

@CoderDrag0n8

And uh otherwise that's kinda it. There was a funeral for one person who was apparently 12 and got booted, and Coder and I have been trying to figure out a TLT-BftS crossover for a while

I feel like I should explain some more

1 hour ago, Dragonheir said:

Alright - then it’s normal BftS stuff (so utterly overpowered chaos, with a dash of continuity - much like TLT of old). This will be fun…

Narrators and maybe others can’t leave the Thread without being hunted down by Ennullers, I shall note. 

“I am no longer a stranger to darkness.” Rebus stayed where he was, but a cloud of utility fog left to reach this place. It moved with impressive speed, teleporting in more utility fog to telescope forwards. 
Rebus arrived at the boundary of the darkness, reforming his body out of the utility fog. 

welll

1 hour ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Good to know. What about characters? I need Cep to enter the chaos

ahh

 

okay okay. So, this was meant to be a Coder-specific crossover, without any shenanigans from other people. It would be... more like a refrence with ties?

I have some plans, but you guys can def join the kinda-crossover fun.

I can also tell you guys my plans if you promise not to metagame

Edited July 17, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I have some plans, but you guys can def join the kinda-crossover fun.

Sandy is the ultimate crossover guy

He was originally me in BftS before I traded away mathematical Radiance. Then when SpiritOfWrath time travelled, he went back to that time and brought back Sandy. He got his name in Secret Wars, which is actually Sanadanas. Then he returned to BftS to help me and my other clone steal the sandwich. And now he's here. His power comes from the remains of the BftS Mindscape that was destroyed by @Uninteligenius. His abilities include fullborn compounding and mathematical Radiance, the latter of which allows him to manipulate quantum forces and the flow of entropy.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Wait how does Rebus know?

NONONONONONO

It is meant to be a Coder-specific crossover.

uhhh

I feel like I should explain some more

welll

ahh

 

okay okay. So, this was meant to be a Coder-specific crossover, without any shenanigans from other people. It would be... more like a refrence with ties?

I have some plans, but you guys can def join the kinda-crossover fun.

I can also tell you guys my plans if you promise not to metagame

YES

I WANNA CEP CROSSOVER

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

On 7/11/2025 at 10:12 PM, Dragonheir said:

“I was a poor Avatar at the time - once I started to develop characterization, I realized I would cease to exist if that continued to be my personality and role. I changed myself, becoming closer to what I am today.” 
“I have two people already who could be thought of as Dragons. You could become my third, but I would like proof you are trustworthy.” 

“I disagree. This fight is predetermined - you should know that.” 
That was odd - Rebus was manipulating it manually, with nanomachines. Trying another tactic, he latched on to the fireball, stopping it in place and feeding it more power, filling the air with smoke. Rebus would not suffocate - Aeon might. 

The darkness was warm, for some reason - almost like a heat lamp. The shadow it cast was warm too, though that was still illuminated by other light. 

Rebus appeared, wearing his armor and crown. “I am not offended by truth, even if it is a criticism of my morality. I gave up the opportunity for a flawless public image when I claimed Antagonist.” 

He then turned to Axzi, the man some saw as a god. Rebus knew that experience, though at this point those who called him one were almost right. Rebus had a friendly smile, in contrast to the wickedly pointed and darkly glowing crown he worn. “As others have told you, I am not necessarily a good soul. That does not mean I will bring destruction, however; I consider myself intelligent, and bringing the downfall of one’s own domain is an action that does not befit that description. What I offer is power in exchange for swearing allegiance to me, and yet more resources should one wish to truly manage a section of my empire. Should a place I claim be unique and useful, I leave it as it is, while places that would be improved I have been transforming into nanomachines.” 

Cursed Treasure is a little broken at the moment - it basically needs to latch on to someone’s soul after what Rebus did. 

CRAP I MISSED THIS

oop

”Your arrogance is astounding.”

The smoke - and the fireball - disappeared. Aeon blinked forwards, not yet attacking, but testing his defenses again.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

YES

I WANNA CEP CROSSOVER

sooooooooooo

you promise not to metagame?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Out somewhere in the somewhen, a procession of Thrall followed Plaguemaster Ctholis, in search of one to aid them. Rebus had been no help.