The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

“Boom.” Scorch is not very eloquent and doesnt know the right words

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

The castle wasn’t there yet, it would be later

The evil sandcastle ghost was sad again. 
Rebus was willing to wait. 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Dragonheir said:

The evil sandcastle ghost was sad again. 
Rebus was willing to wait. 

Wait, are neither of you concerned about the omniscient voice?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, YEVAD said:

“Boom.” Scorch is not very eloquent and doesnt know the right words

"Can you do yes/no?" 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

"Can you do yes/no?" 

“Yes.”

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

"It's like twenty questions! Does 'boom' mean break something?" 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

7 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

Wait, are neither of you concerned about the omniscient voice?

The evil sandcastle ghost wasn’t actually all that intelligent, so it didn’t care.
“Of course not. You’re obviously an Author or something similar.” 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

The evil sandcastle ghost wasn’t actually all that intelligent, so it didn’t care.
“Of course not. You’re obviously an Author or something similar.” 

oh, ok, fair enough

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

oh, ok, fair enough

“Are you @THE DEMON, or does he just have Authority over you?” 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Slip appears! He uhh dose stuff!

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 minute ago, Tinwatcher said:

Slip appears! He uhh dose stuff!

Meat the Minstrel bounded up to him. “Hiiiii there! You’re new? Need a lawyer ?” He cackled. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Meat the Minstrel bounded up to him. “Hiiiii there! You’re new? Need a lawyer ?” He cackled. 

“I don’t think I need a lawyer.” Slip says.

Spoiler

He whispers, “will you perchance help me evade my crimes.” 

 

Appearntly @THE DEMON requests I speak like spook in here. So i guess that’s how slip will speak from now on.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, Tinwatcher said:

“I don’t think I need a lawyer.” Slip says.

  Reveal hidden contents

He whispers, “will you perchance help me evade my crimes.” 

 

Appearntly @THE DEMON requests I speak like spook in here. So i guess that’s how slip will speak from now on.

Then pardon me if I correct your High Imperial. I've already restrained myself about your title. 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

13 minutes ago, Tinwatcher said:

“I don’t think I need a lawyer.” Slip says.

  Reveal hidden contents

He whispers, “will you perchance help me evade my crimes.” 

 

Appearntly @THE DEMON requests I speak like spook in here. So i guess that’s how slip will speak from now on.

“Yes!” Meat said (quite loudly), “I will help you get away with your numerous crimes!” 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

32 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

“Are you @THE DEMON, or does he just have Authority over you?” 

Uh…. The second one? Name’s, uh, guess I don’t have one.

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

“Yes!” Meat said (quite loudly), “I will help you get away with your numerous crimes!” 

Scale walks over “whachya talking about?”

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

Uh…. The second one? Name’s, uh, guess I don’t have one.

Scale walks over “whachya talking about?”

“I could help you decide - you seem like a Narrator, and if you are one I can help you learn what your powers can do.” 
“Concealing this man’s numerous crimes!” 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

“I could help you decide - you seem like a Narrator, and if you are one I can help you learn what your powers can do.” 
“Concealing this man’s numerous crimes!” 

Sure, that’d be nice

”sounds fun, I’m in”

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

18 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Then pardon me if I correct your High Imperial. I've already restrained myself about your title. 

It’s wrong? I copied and pasted it form copper mind. 
 

also it’s fine if you correct it, It’s very confusing 

23 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

“Yes!” Meat said (quite loudly), “I will help you get away with your numerous crimes!” 

“Ising the thanking of you”

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

Sure, that’d be nice

”sounds fun, I’m in”

“Excellent. What I am, and what I believe you are, is a Narrator. Narrators channel Chaotic Light - pure creativity, essentially - and can use it to do practically anything. Most Narrators alter the nature of reality itself, and Narrate themselves further abilities like perceiving the true nature of the Thread - and of course, they can mind control people, create planets, clone themselves, and basically anything else they want. In ordinary circumstances, Narrators don’t have to worry about running out of power, but we can be countered by beings of similar power, and can’t make truly fundamental items like Plotblades or Fundamental Essences.” Rebus gave his monologue some time to sink in. 
Meat had been expecting exactly such a reaction. 

2 hours ago, Tinwatcher said:

It’s wrong? I copied and pasted it form copper mind. 
 

also it’s fine if you correct it, It’s very confusing 

“Ising the thanking of you”

“Is the talking of high! Am the having of sharp, elbrag. Ffortress, unmarket. Tennis analogies, moon fur.” Meat blinked at his own devolving communication, then leapt into the air and clobbered an invisible snake with a piano frying pan. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 5/18/2025 at 5:51 PM, Dragonheir said:

Jack was a little confused. (He was also a steampunk automaton in a suit jacket, but that was unrelated) “I’m Jack…” 

Heir (aka @Dragonheir), on the other hand, was gone now. That didn’t mean he couldn’t talk, though. I’m the Author of a number of people. Kion, Rebus, Meat, and Jack are the ones I think you’ve met. I’m not actually sure what prize I could give you that you couldn’t duplicate on your own… 

"Maybe you could give me something to do." Bacon sighed. "I'm afraid I've lost all sense of direction. I'm not even sure where I am right now!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"Other than that."

"Well . . . not exactly . . ."

11 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"uhhhhh... no. Its not."

She sighed.

"Oh well. Thanks anyway."

8 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus was… disappointed. Tam had a lot of potential, and he’d invested effort that was now wasted. Without Tam, Bat and even him might suffer the same fate if he did not change the course of the plot. But he would survive; another character would come along soon enough. And then he could truly be the ultimate villain. 

So would you rather run a different character, or are you trying to cut off your involvement in general? 

I'm pulling Tam out until Bat comes back because all the watching and waiting was not having a good effect on her.

Plus if Rebus talks to her any more she's going to go absolutely berserk (and I don't blame her).

Perhaps if another Author (and not their Narrator) were to help a certain other Author progress their plot with the possible Protagonist?

6 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Excellent. 

Symbol had gone through several potential methods of transportation and Narrated a giant, well-behaved bird. 

-

Bat was rather annoyed. Nobody would let him into the interesting places. The tour had skipped over the most important buildings, and now he was stuck in a hotel room trying to figure out what to do next. 

Heheh.

4 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

Wait, are neither of you concerned about the omniscient voice?

There are many like that here, said another, briefly relevant, omniscient voice.

And then it vanished.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

54 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Well . . . not exactly . . ."

"So we keep going until we find a non-spider."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"So we keep going until we find a non-spider."

". . . But . . . all the non-spiders want to kill me . . ."

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

". . . But . . . all the non-spiders want to kill me . . ."

"I won't let them."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

"I won't let them."

". . . Have you met them, though? They're mean . . ."