The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol welcomed him with open arms. “Welcome to the party! Happy 4000 pages!”

He stood in a courtyard in the shadow of a grand castle. The sun was beginning to set. 

All her Author remembered was that it was strange that Hacob wasn’t there. 

Symbol watched with interest. 

"Hello!" Muin says.

1 hour ago, Dragonheir said:

<status?> 

“Many things. I’ll catch you up later, perhaps.” He accepted an invitation, still wearing his armor, though he paused to modify it a bit, adding glowing purple lines and stylish blocks of black, white, and grey. 

Rebus was already wandering around the castle, though for some reason he changed the highlights on his clothes to green rather than orange. 
The Render accepted an invitation, glad to finally get out of that frustratingly endless grassland. 
Sagerian also accepted an invitation, as did Jack and Everet. 
Several more people also accepted the invitation, though they would remain anonymous for the time being, since Heir hadn’t decided which ones they should be. 

Uh huh. There will certainly be no problems with that floating around, will there… I’m just imagining what would happen if some of the really OP characters ended up with it. 

Well, it is currently held by Esruc, so... Also, I have plans in place to keep it from falling into the wrong hands. If it does, everyone will know.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

His eyes brightened as he kissed her back. 

He pulled away after a moment. “Wanna explore the garden? Or the castle?”

-

There were plenty around the edges of the room. Some of the tables, though, had cans of cherry cola. 

Beosta grabbed his face and examined his eyes. “Aha, still blue. Dasgood.” She snorted, then chuckled, then laughed until she almost fell over again. 

She grinned and nodded.

-

He sighed and looped his arms under her to support her.

Beosta, my eyes are green.

He dragged her over to a table without cherry cola.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol shrugged, twisting her monocle in one hand. "Perhaps I'll just walk with you, then," she said simply.

Rebus smiled. “Excellent - shall we go inside?” 
Wait, is this  same clone she was talking with earlier, or is it the one that was fighting Platypus? The former is wearing his normal lab coat, accented green, while the latter is in armor, accented purple. 

10 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Well, it is currently held by Esruc, so... Also, I have plans in place to keep it from falling into the wrong hands. If it does, everyone will know.

Wait, why do you want it to avoid the wrong hands? There’s much more plot to be had if it ends up in them. Especially if they feel very bad about it once they stop being corrupted. 
A metal guy in a suit and top hat wandered over to Muin. “How are you, sir?” 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

She thinks “hear wha- oh i think I know what you mean. If you have met me before do you know who Cade is? He was originally in my head i think. But now he’s separated.”

behind bacon a dude appears, black hair and dark eyes and street clothing. “Hey weird guy i am now sepreate so i can properly fight you.”

@SpiritOfWrath Asher holds his arm. “What’s that pyk?”

"Ah! I do believe I recollect you. You're much more goth in person."

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe was very confused.

Oh well.

Right?

She laughed out loud.

I-I know. I was just messing with you . . .

She laughed harder and pulled him into a hug.

-

He stared at her flatly.

But is he back for good?

Shoe smiled.

It's alright. We're just glad you're back.

That no man knoweth... not even I...

"You'll have to tell me all about your adventures!" declared Bacon, conjuring a glass of bacon cola and sipping it. "Have you vanquished any wicked foes?"

1 hour ago, Dragonheir said:

*Lunges forwards and catches it* 

Said creature-causing-a-field-of-darkness appeared as well, though folding a piece of paper was rather difficult. 

The orb paused. <I am your directions now. I will fill the gap. Specs?> 

Fell O lunatic, in case you were wondering. 
The Render stopped, pivoting its “face” towards him. It was, at the moment, best described as a pile of dirt and rocks in the shape of a large, crude humanoid. “I cannot do this without a replacement. Metal would be best, but your bones will suffice.” 

Voices pelted the orb.

<-direction->

<-knowledge->

<-questions, questions ->

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

Rose shrugged. “Sure. Sounds like it could be fun.” 

Symbol grinned at him. “Enjoy the party.”

“You’re only six— five?— pages late, though. Nothing of note has happened yet, and scudding Platypus won’t show up so I can bother him, so I’ll have to bother you instead.”

-

Symbol peeked over his shoulder. 

“Platypus returned recently. Had you heard about the fight for Antagonist? Malevolence was beginning to worry me. Rebus stepped in to provide some competition, but Nameless vanished, so it’s likely somewhat irrelevant for now.”

-

“Hehe. Sorr-yyyyyyy.”

“Oh, okay.” He hugged her back, swaying with the music. 

-

Beosta stuck out her tongue at him, then giggled so hard she started coughing. 

"It'll only be irrelevant until a baddie shows up big enough to be continued the enemy of the entire thread, I imagine. But that's so unlikely to happen it might as well be impossible! I imagine the current antagonists are mostly small-scale nuisances?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

That no man knoweth... not even I...

"You'll have to tell me all about your adventures!" declared Bacon, conjuring a glass of bacon cola and sipping it. "Have you vanquished any wicked foes?"

aw okie

Uh . . .

He hefted the now-drunk Beosta.

Not really. Mostly we've just been exploring.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Voices pelted the orb.

<-direction->

<-knowledge->

<-questions, questions ->

"It'll only be irrelevant until a baddie shows up big enough to be continued the enemy of the entire thread, I imagine. But that's so unlikely to happen it might as well be impossible! I imagine the current antagonists are mostly small-scale nuisances?"

The orb shifted into a higher focus, splitting its thoughts. One of those thoughts was simply (huh, I can do that?)
<Clarify!> <Threads? Archive!> <Answer, unknown, rephrase, answer!>

Rebus, wearing sleek armor patterned in greyscale and pulsing with purple lines of light, strode over. “I wouldn’t be so sure.” 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Rose shrugged. “Sure. Sounds like it could be fun.” 

Symbol grinned at him. “Enjoy the party.”

“You’re only six— five?— pages late, though. Nothing of note has happened yet, and scudding Platypus won’t show up so I can bother him, so I’ll have to bother you instead.”

-

Symbol peeked over his shoulder. 

“Platypus returned recently. Had you heard about the fight for Antagonist? Malevolence was beginning to worry me. Rebus stepped in to provide some competition, but Nameless vanished, so it’s likely somewhat irrelevant for now.”

-

“Hehe. Sorr-yyyyyyy.”

“Oh, okay.” He hugged her back, swaying with the music. 

-

Beosta stuck out her tongue at him, then giggled so hard she started coughing. 

Both Pyk and Afterimage nodded.

2 hours ago, Hawks said:

She vaguely recalls the name. “Dint… wasnt he the.. dragonslayer or something? We should go talk to him.”

Afterimage disappeared suddenly.

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol appeared. 

“Ah, pop culture, my dear friend. Star Wars?”

“Knae-it-a',” Navi grumbled.

1 hour ago, epl2 said:

@The Shattered Cosmere

What does Navi look like? 

Navi is a wristband that Kiri wears. Here's a picture of them. (AI generated)

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

 

She frowned and teleported to the edge of one, if there was an edge. Otherwise, she teleported as close as she could. 

There wasn't much there. In fact, there was nothing. Just Void.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Hello!" Muin says.

Well, it is currently held by Esruc, so... Also, I have plans in place to keep it from falling into the wrong hands. If it does, everyone will know.

“Happy 4000 pages!”

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She grinned and nodded.

-

He sighed and looped his arms under her to support her.

Beosta, my eyes are green.

He dragged her over to a table without cherry cola.

“Gardens or castle?”

-

“Blue,” she insisted. 

51 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus smiled. “Excellent - shall we go inside?” 
Wait, is this  same clone she was talking with earlier, or is it the one that was fighting Platypus? The former is wearing his normal lab coat, accented green, while the latter is in armor, accented purple. 

Wait, why do you want it to avoid the wrong hands? There’s much more plot to be had if it ends up in them. Especially if they feel very bad about it once they stop being corrupted. 
A metal guy in a suit and top hat wandered over to Muin. “How are you, sir?” 

Same as earlier. The green one. 

“Of course. —Parties are excellent opportunities for character moments.”

Symbol is in favor of it ending up in the wrong hands. 

43 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Ah! I do believe I recollect you. You're much more goth in person."

That no man knoweth... not even I...

"You'll have to tell me all about your adventures!" declared Bacon, conjuring a glass of bacon cola and sipping it. "Have you vanquished any wicked foes?"

Voices pelted the orb.

<-direction->

<-knowledge->

<-questions, questions ->

"It'll only be irrelevant until a baddie shows up big enough to be continued the enemy of the entire thread, I imagine. But that's so unlikely to happen it might as well be impossible! I imagine the current antagonists are mostly small-scale nuisances?"

“For the most part,” Lady Bug agreed. “I will admit to counting myself among them. Nameless’ Malevolence was so promising, too… Rebus would have done a good job, but he’s too soft now; probably always has been. Nemesis woukd make a good villain of my Author weren’t so scared of disrupting things for other plotlines.”

[Keke They/he]

46 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Ah! I do believe I recollect you. You're much more goth in person."

he sneers "why must Asher always find and talk to the stupidest people."

31 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Afterimage disappeared suddenly.

She leans closer scared. "Pyk..."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Immortal Platypus said:

There wasn't much there. In fact, there was nothing. Just Void.

She split into infinite versions of herself, trying to fill the Void and hoping to find something, eventually. 

[Immortal Platypus]

13 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

She split into infinite versions of herself, trying to fill the Void and hoping to find something, eventually. 

There was simply Void, as far as could be filled, and farther.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

36 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

There was simply Void, as far as could be filled, and farther.

She continued the rapid growth, scouring for a connection to Platypus or a way to contact him… something. Anything. 

[Immortal Platypus]

12 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

She continued the rapid growth, scouring for a connection to Platypus or a way to contact him… something. Anything. 

There was simply Void. An infinite, yet somehow limited, expanse of Void stretched out before her.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

“Gardens or castle?”

-

“Blue,” she insisted. 

Mm . . . castle. Then gardens.

-

Green.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Immortal Platypus said:

There was simply Void. An infinite, yet somehow limited, expanse of Void stretched out before her.

She frowned, then returned to the field. 

That didn’t make sense. He couldn’t have left the Thread… the Ennullers would have dragged him back. 

“Hey, Immortal Platypus,” she said. “Don’t you want your character to have some interesting interactions? Don’t you get bored?”

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Mm . . . castle. Then gardens.

-

Green.

“Okay.” He grinned at her, then sidled off towards some nondescript stairs. 

-

“Blue,” she slurred. “Like trees. Hehehee.”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Cep finally arrives at the party (if it’s still going on—I think it is, but it’s unclear to me)

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus smiled. “Excellent - shall we go inside?” 
Wait, is this  same clone she was talking with earlier, or is it the one that was fighting Platypus? The former is wearing his normal lab coat, accented green, while the latter is in armor, accented purple. 

Wait, why do you want it to avoid the wrong hands? There’s much more plot to be had if it ends up in them. Especially if they feel very bad about it once they stop being corrupted. 
A metal guy in a suit and top hat wandered over to Muin. “How are you, sir?” 

Well... Currently it has plot significance, and after the plot ends... There will be interesting repercussions to stealing it.

"Very good. How are you? And also... Who are you?" Muin replies

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

“Happy 4000 pages!”

“Gardens or castle?”

-

“Blue,” she insisted. 

Same as earlier. The green one. 

“Of course. —Parties are excellent opportunities for character moments.”

Symbol is in favor of it ending up in the wrong hands. 

“For the most part,” Lady Bug agreed. “I will admit to counting myself among them. Nameless’ Malevolence was so promising, too… Rebus would have done a good job, but he’s too soft now; probably always has been. Nemesis woukd make a good villain of my Author weren’t so scared of disrupting things for other plotlines.”

"Happy 4000 to you to." Muin replies.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

“Okay.” He grinned at her, then sidled off towards some nondescript stairs. 

-

“Blue,” she slurred. “Like trees. Hehehee.”

She grinned back and followed.

-

He sighed and sat her down on the couch.

[Shatter He/Him]

Kiri is still standing in the middle of the room, unsre of what to do

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

Kiri is still standing in the middle of the room, unsre of what to do

Utility arrived.

You should bed :3

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

Kiri is still standing in the middle of the room, unsre of what to do

Cep walks up holding a couple of (whatever drink is being served).

”Hey there! Ah recognize you!” He holds out one of the drinks. “Want one? Ah’m no’ quite sure what it is, but can’t be too bad…”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Utility arrived.

You should bed :3

lol imagine being bed

"Hey, Utility, are you still in my plotline or..." Muin asked

Oh yeah Muin is temporarily Thread Aware.

[Shatter He/Him]

25 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Cep walks up holding a couple of (whatever drink is being served).

”Hey there! Ah recognize you!” He holds out one of the drinks. “Want one? Ah’m no’ quite sure what it is, but can’t be too bad…”

Kiri takes one and downs half of it in one gulp. “Oh, that stuff is good. Cep, right?”

Navi spoke, “Kiri. Maist folk tak a wee sip o' drinks, no downin' them like they've been traipsin' through the desert fur forty years. An' do ye ken what’s in that, eh?”