The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Yes. I like you. I expect your loyalty.

And you shall have it! Once I am officially in your employment, until the end of my internship of evil

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

I don’t know. When I do, I’ll tell you and you’ll kill them.

His face was pale. “Just come. You’ll see.” he said, grabbing Bat in one hand, teleporting them to the hideout, not realizing Gaioh was an eel. “Help!” he screamed.

He paled. "Oh, gosh, Tam?" He knelt next to her. 

@Through The Living Glass what kind of injuries

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

And you shall have it! Once I am officially in your employment, until the end of my internship of evil

Very well. Your first task is to kill my opponents. 

Edited January 3, 2025 by Halcyon The Only

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

He paled. "Oh, gosh, Tam?" He knelt next to her. 

@Through The Living Glass what kind of injuries

Pretty severe frostbite on her arms, legs, and a little on her face (ears/nose and such), minor head trauma (there's a lot of blood tho. you know how head wounds are :P:P), and I guess she's still covered in snow, so . . .

She didn't respond.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

He paled. "Oh, gosh, Tam?" He knelt next to her. 

@Through The Living Glass what kind of injuries

Very well. Your first task is to kill my opponents. 

Cricket hovered around them nervously. “Can you save her?” he asked, worried.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Pretty severe frostbite on her arms, legs, and a little on her face (ears/nose and such), minor head trauma (there's a lot of blood tho. you know how head wounds are :P:P), and I guess she's still covered in snow, so . . .

She didn't respond.

He took a deep breath and dumped his satchel on the ground, spreading out the various bottles and other things inside it. 

He started by dumping three dormant heat worms down her throat. They'd wake up in just a couple minutes and help generate heat to warm her up. 

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Cricket hovered around them nervously. “Can you save her?” he asked, worried.

"Of course I can. She'll be fine." With the heat worms taken care of, he moved onto gently cleaning her head wound. "Brush the snow off her, please." 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

He took a deep breath and dumped his satchel on the ground, spreading out the various bottles and other things inside it. 

He started by dumping three dormant heat worms down her throat. They'd wake up in just a couple minutes and help generate heat to warm her up. 

"Of course I can. She'll be fine." With the heat worms taken care of, he moved onto gently cleaning her head wound. "Brush the snow off her, please." 

blech gross

[NameIess]

8 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus nods solemnly, and takes Omen’s hand. 
A copy of Rebus back in his moon raises an eyebrow at the message. “That seems suspicious. I would take a communicator, though. I bet it’d be useful.” 

Agony shoots through Rebus's arm, and he is blown backwards away from Omen with a flash of light. Omen cries out in pain, but a moment later he is in front of Rebus, foggy form angrily undulating. "You cannot partake in a trial with only part of your soul. You must be committed fully to the task at hand." He says in a dangerous monotone. "Bring your full attention to this task or give up on it."

Sorry, but this communicator uses top-secret proprietary technology!

6 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Very well. Your first task is to kill my opponents. 

Oh, great! ...Who are your opponents, exactly?

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

I don’t know. When I do, I’ll tell you and you’ll kill them.

Ah, so you need me to seek them out as well? Very well, I shall do so. Do you have a description? Anything besides their names?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

blech gross

what works works *shrug*

Just now, NameIess said:

Oh, great! ...Who are your opponents, exactly?

Everyone else trying to hire you. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

what works works *shrug*

Everyone else trying to hire you. 

Can't argue with that logic

*stresses about how to deal with frostbite*

Eh, it's TLT. Whatever. :P:P

[TwinStorm He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

He took a deep breath and dumped his satchel on the ground, spreading out the various bottles and other things inside it. 

He started by dumping three dormant heat worms down her throat. They'd wake up in just a couple minutes and help generate heat to warm her up. 

"Of course I can. She'll be fine." With the heat worms taken care of, he moved onto gently cleaning her head wound. "Brush the snow off her, please." 

“Of course.” he said, wiping it off her, and starting a fire in a small fireplace.

they’re in a small, two room medieval hut btw

3 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Agony shoots through Rebus's arm, and he is blown backwards away from Omen with a flash of light. Omen cries out in pain, but a moment later he is in front of Rebus, foggy form angrily undulating. "You cannot partake in a trial with only part of your soul. You must be committed fully to the task at hand." He says in a dangerous monotone. "Bring your full attention to this task or give up on it."

Sorry, but this communicator uses top-secret proprietary technology!

Oh, great! ...Who are your opponents, exactly?

Ah, so you need me to seek them out as well? Very well, I shall do so. Do you have a description? Anything besides their names?

 Here. he sent a mental image of Cricket to him. Tam will be with him.

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Can't argue with that logic

*stresses about how to deal with frostbite*

Eh, it's TLT. Whatever. :P:P

I was actually just doing research

cuz I was curious

Edited January 3, 2025 by Ookla the Irreplaceable

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

“Of course.” he said, wiping it off her, and starting a fire in a small fireplace.

they’re in a small, two room medieval hut btw

 Here. he sent a mental image of Cricket to him. Tam will be with him.

I was actually just doing research

cuz I was curious

"Do you have water around here? Find some and heat it up. Please." 

He focused on her head, finished cleaning it with his alcohol pads. He wrapped her head in bandages. "And take off her shoes and socks." 

[NameIess]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Everyone else trying to hire you. 

I see! That is a truly dastardly plan. Ingenious, actually. It is unfortunate that I cannot do such a thing, as it would put a permanent negative mark on my hiring record. It would have been incredibly rewarding to learn everything these master villains know and then use that knowledge to strike them down, but my conscience quails at the thought of doing such a thing.

Another slightly more secretive communication channel opened, showing an image of one eye closing and opening meaningfully.

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

 Here. he sent a mental image of Cricket to him. Tam will be with him.

Very well! I shall locate them forthwith and enter unto an epic battle that will doubtless end with them both dead!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"Do you have water around here? Find some and heat it up. Please." 

He focused on her head, finished cleaning it with his alcohol pads. He wrapped her head in bandages. "And take off her shoes and socks." 

He did this, then walked outside, returning quickly with a bucket of snow that he melted over the fire.

2 minutes ago, NameIess said:

I see! That is a truly dastardly plan. Ingenious, actually. It is unfortunate that I cannot do such a thing, as it would put a permanent negative mark on my hiring record. It would have been incredibly rewarding to learn everything these master villains know and then use that knowledge to strike them down, but my conscience quails at the thought of doing such a thing.

Another slightly more secretive communication channel opened, showing an image of one eye closing and opening meaningfully.

Very well! I shall locate them forthwith and enter unto an epic battle that will doubtless end with them both dead!

They did just kill my best servant, who was highly competent and an extremely powerful Enuller, with some enhancements.

Edited January 3, 2025 by Ookla the Irreplaceable

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

Agony shoots through Rebus's arm, and he is blown backwards away from Omen with a flash of light. Omen cries out in pain, but a moment later he is in front of Rebus, foggy form angrily undulating. "You cannot partake in a trial with only part of your soul. You must be committed fully to the task at hand." He says in a dangerous monotone. "Bring your full attention to this task or give up on it."

Sorry, but this communicator uses top-secret proprietary technology!

Rebus stands up and recalls his soul from the copies of him. They continue what they are doing, run by emulations of Rebus’s personality. “I was unaware of that limitation. Your pamphlet did not include it. Are there more rules?” He waits till they’re specified, then clasps Omen’s hand again. 
The now-artificial Rebus copy sighs. “How did you patent it, then? Oh - the employer who asked you to destroy your employers didn’t include any exceptions. Take that as you will. Oh, and I cannot hear you now.” 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

I see! That is a truly dastardly plan. Ingenious, actually. It is unfortunate that I cannot do such a thing, as it would put a permanent negative mark on my hiring record. It would have been incredibly rewarding to learn everything these master villains know and then use that knowledge to strike them down, but my conscience quails at the thought of doing such a thing.

Another slightly more secretive communication channel opened, showing an image of one eye closing and opening meaningfully.

Very well! I shall locate them forthwith and enter unto an epic battle that will doubtless end with them both dead!

I see, the voice said disdainfully. That's disappointing. I shall find something else. 

A slight acknowledgement followed in the second channel. 

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

He did this, then walked outside, returning quickly with a bucket of snow that he melted over the fire.

"Shoes," he murmured, "and socks. Please." He rubbed the fingers on one hand, examining her face carefully. "You'll be okay," he promised. 

He considered giving her an energy leaf, but decided it might be better--- to wait a minute. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

I see, the voice said disdainfully. That's disappointing. I shall find something else. 

A slight acknowledgement followed in the second channel. 

"Shoes," he murmured, "and socks. Please." He rubbed the fingers on one hand, examining her face carefully. "You'll be okay," he promised. 

He considered giving her an energy leaf, but decided it might be better--- to wait a minute. 

He nodded, removing them. “How’s she doing?”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"Shoes," he murmured, "and socks. Please." He rubbed the fingers on one hand, examining her face carefully. "You'll be okay," he promised. 

He considered giving her an energy leaf, but decided it might be better--- to wait a minute. 

She was unresponsive.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

He nodded, removing them. “How’s she doing?”

"She's alive. She'll be fine. Is that water hot yet?" 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She was unresponsive.

Ugh, her hands were so cold. She wouldn't lose feeling permanently, but she might need to be careful. He set down her right hand and rubbed warmth back in the other one. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"She's alive. She'll be fine. Is that water hot yet?" 

Ugh, her hands were so cold. She wouldn't lose feeling permanently, but she might need to be careful. He set down her right hand and rubbed warmth back in the other one. 

He checked it. “Hot enough.” he said, taking off the kettle.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

He checked it. “Hot enough.” he said, taking off the kettle.

"I'll sit her up in a chair. Find something to soak her feet in and put some more water on." 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

"I'll sit her up in a chair. Find something to soak her feet in and put some more water on." 

He went into the other room, and found a bigger bucket, and brought it over, along with another with the first kettle. He began heating another bucket of snow.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"I'll sit her up in a chair. Find something to soak her feet in and put some more water on." 

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not hot water start with cooler waterrrrrrrrrr hot water will cause permanent damage*

*vanishes*

*hehehe*

*vanishes again*

Edited January 3, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not hot water start with cooler waterrrrrrrrrr hot water will cause permanent damage*

*vanishes*

*hehehe*

*vanishes again*

You really do love nitpicking, don’t you? 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

You really do love nitpicking, don’t you? 

YES USE WARM WATER JUST WARM

YOU KNOW I HAVE OCD

IT'S IN MY SIG FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

He went into the other room, and found a bigger bucket, and brought it over, along with another with the first kettle. He began heating another bucket of snow.

He dipped a finger in the bucket, then moved to the door and added some more snow. That should be good. He rubbed her feet for a minute, hoping to bring back some feeling, and gently moved them into the water. 

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not hot water start with cooler waterrrrrrrrrr hot water will cause permanent damage*

*vanishes*

*hehehe*

*vanishes again*

*cough*

of course

Bat knows that 

....his author is just dumb