The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Cricket turned, ducking under the sword and bringing his dagger up. How many more could he fight?

Atreides looked down in anger. "Fool! I. AM. A. GOD!" he screamed. "I've fought giants and dragons, descended into hell and returned. Once, my very name made the gods tremble, so much so I joined them! Defy me, Avatar, and pay the price."

Hacob laughed as he heard this. If he recalled correctly, Moniker was there in the days of the Witherlord.

[Keke They/he]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I SEARCHED THAT UP
NOW IM ON GOVERNMENT WATCHLISTS, HAWKS

*sigh*

Dint is oblivious, and Silver doesn't think he needs to warn them.

Why would that make you on gov watch lists. I have like three tabs with different facts about that and im fine….. oh thats a joke im dumb…. Right?!

asher gets close and hold out their hand shooting out a blast of fire. NO ASHER!! YEAH ASHER THATS MY KID!! IM NOT A KID. I am an adult dummy. whatever kid. Burn the guy whoop!!! Ashers fire is like real reallly really hot. Like furnace or slowly melt iron hot. Almost blue. 

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

HALY SAIN JUST GAVE BAT A NOTBLADE (don't ask what it is...)

wait he did what 

Bat stared at the blade, frowning. "What... is this?" 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

YES 

ok 

bring her back now 

Shoe gently set the glowing orb on Beosta's body.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Why would that make you on gov watch lists. I have like three tabs with different facts about that and im fine….. oh thats a joke im dumb…. Right?!

asher gets close and hold out their hand shooting out a blast of fire. NO ASHER!! YEAH ASHER THATS MY KID!! IM NOT A KID. I am an adult dummy. whatever kid. Burn the guy whoop!!! Ashers fire is like real reallly really hot. Like furnace or slowly melt iron hot. Almost blue. 

 

yes. It is a joke...

Dint is completely fine. "Ow."

Pyk sighed. "You really need to see an Ennuller."

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

"I dunno! It appeared in my hand for some reason."

 

The Scribe giggled, and a small note fell next to Bat.

Edited November 28, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

Hacob laughed as he heard this. If he recalled correctly, Moniker was there in the days of the Witherlord.

wait is he there?

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

wait is he there?

no, but he's a Narrator. They do funky stuff. There are people around him though, that just heard him randomly start laughing

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Arbiter said:

no, but he's a Narrator. They do funky stuff. There are people around him though, that just heard him randomly start laughing

Hacob is ignoring Sain, so Sain ignores Hacob.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Hacob is ignoring Sain, so Sain ignores Hacob.

Hacob doesn't even notice.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Shoe gently set the glowing orb on Beosta's body.

It vanished into her. 

Beosta felt herself pulled out of the flat landscape she'd been traveling through and jolted back into her body.

The glazed green eyes regained Beosta's natural brown and violet. She gasped in a breath. 

He wouldn't happen to still be holding her...

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

no, but he's a Narrator. They do funky stuff. There are people around him though, that just heard him randomly start laughing

Atreides looked for the source of the laughter, and raised his hand, a spear of pure light appearing in it.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

yes. It is a joke...

Dint is completely fine. "Ow."

Pyk sighed. "You really need to see an Ennuller."

Oh ok thats good

“hví fanin doyrt tú ikki?! im fari at kil tykkum bæði!” Asher yelled angry. No asher stop it. Don’t attack any more. And like they’ll listen to you goodie two shoes. Asher charged dint and hit him putting the force of their armor and years of training and anger behind it. Right into his head.

Can Asher have some form of impact? Even a bit because they are suppose to be strong. Pleaaaaseeeee

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

It vanished into her. 

Beosta felt herself pulled out of the flat landscape she'd been traveling through and jolted back into her body.

The glazed green eyes regained Beosta's natural brown and violet. She gasped in a breath. 

He wouldn't happen to still be holding her...

Sain gave the note to Bat.

@OOKLA the strange

i feel you

*glares at certain Narrators*

Dint looks down at where the fire hit him. Something... something was wrong. He gasped, and his movements turned slower.

 

Edited November 28, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Atreides looked for the source of the laughter, and raised his hand, a spear of pure light appearing in it.

no, Hacob's laughter wasn't there, it was from him where he is. although, depending on how Thread-aware he is, he could have heard it I guess.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

It vanished into her. 

Beosta felt herself pulled out of the flat landscape she'd been traveling through and jolted back into her body.

The glazed green eyes regained Beosta's natural brown and violet. She gasped in a breath. 

He wouldn't happen to still be holding her...

. . .

He is now.

Shoe watched her, worried.

Beosta . . . ? he asked hesitantly.

[NameIess]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

"Are you ok? You seem more... tired than you did before."

The Wizard laughed wryly. "Of course I'm more tired. I've fought those who were my closest friends, been knocked unconscious, chained, and had my powers almost entirely sealed away. You could say that I've had a long day."

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Cricket turned, ducking under the sword and bringing his dagger up. How many more could he fight?

The sword swished by Cricket, and there was a clang of metal as it deflected the dagger thrown by the first hunter Cricket had stabbed. An instant later, the figure ran into Cricket's knife, blade sinking deep into their heart. They collapsed backwards to the ground, cloak billowing around them.

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Atreides looked down in anger. "Fool! I. AM. A. GOD!" he screamed. "I've fought giants and dragons, descended into hell and returned. Once, my very name made the gods tremble, so much so I joined them! Defy me, Avatar, and pay the price."

Moni's grip tightened on Endings. "Just try and make me pay. I don't care what you've done, you're not getting this Blade."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

no, Hacob's laughter wasn't there, it was from him where he is. although, depending on how Thread-aware he is, he could have heard it I guess.

Atreides is a god soooooo... yeah

Just now, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

The Wizard laughed wryly. "Of course I'm more tired. I've fought those who were my closest friends, been knocked unconscious, chained, and had my powers almost entirely sealed away. You could say that I've had a long day."

The sword swished by Cricket, and there was a clang of metal as it deflected the dagger thrown by the first hunter Cricket had stabbed. An instant later, the figure ran into Cricket's knife, blade sinking deep into their heart. They collapsed backwards to the ground, cloak billowing around them.

Moni's grip tightened on Endings. "Just try and make me pay. I don't care what you've done, you're not getting this Blade."

"Omen!" Cricket screamed. "How many must I kill! Let me to the Dreamsmith!"

Atreides smiled, raising his free hand, summoning a storm.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

The Wizard laughed wryly. "Of course I'm more tired. I've fought those who were my closest friends, been knocked unconscious, chained, and had my powers almost entirely sealed away. You could say that I've had a long day."

"So... are you ok? Is there something we could do?"

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Atreides is a god soooooo... yeah

then he would probably know where the laughter was coming from  

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sain gave the note to Bat.

@OOKLA the strange

i feel you

*glares at certain Narrators*

Dint looks down at where the fire hit him. Something... something was wrong. He gasped, and his movements turned slower.

 

What? What note?

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

. . .

He is now.

Shoe watched her, worried.

Beosta . . . ? he asked hesitantly.

She stared up at him for a minute before her eyes welled up with tears. She laughed with disbelief and hugged him very, very tightly. "Hi," she murmured into his shoulder. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

yes. It is a joke...

Dint is completely fine. "Ow."

Pyk sighed. "You really need to see an Ennuller."

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

"I dunno! It appeared in my hand for some reason."

 

The Scribe giggled, and a small note fell next to Bat.

HERE!

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

HERE!

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

He frowned and read it. 

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Omen!" Cricket screamed. "How many must I kill! Let me to the Dreamsmith!"

Omen's voice seemed to come from everywhere at once.

"You have killed enough already. Look, and see what you have done."

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Atreides smiled, raising his free hand, summoning a storm.

Moni walked towards him, right hand gripping Ending's hilt. "A storm? Really? That's the punishment for defying you? I guess that makes sense. Cowards like you never do want to fight people personally."

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

"So... are you ok? Is there something we could do?"

The Great Wizard shook his head. "Do I look okay? I have betrayed everyone I cared for for nothing! How could I be okay?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

What? What note?

She stared up at him for a minute before her eyes welled up with tears. She laughed with disbelief and hugged him very, very tightly. "Hi," she murmured into his shoulder. 

He hugged her back just as tightly, feeling tears fill his own eyes.

I thought you were dead . . . I thought I'd lost you, he said, voice wavering.

Edited November 28, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

He frowned and read it. 

It said.

HERE is my gift!

It may cause a shift

That will make near

Everyone stop from their leer

- The Scribe

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

Omen's voice seemed to come from everywhere at once.

"You have killed enough already. Look, and see what you have done."

Moni walked towards him, right hand gripping Ending's hilt. "A storm? Really? That's the punishment for defying you? I guess that makes sense. Cowards like you never do want to fight people personally."

The Great Wizard shook his head. "Do I look okay? I have betrayed everyone I cared for for nothing! How could I be okay?"

Cricket looked around, confused.

Atreides shook in anger, and ran towards her with inhuman speed, his form blurring as he slashed with his spear of light. As he ran, he casually tripped Perseus, who fell. Above them, thunder rumbled and rain fell, as the sun was blotted out.

Edited November 28, 2024 by Ookla the Irreplaceable