The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

"But... they will execute you!"

The Great Wizard hung in silence for a time. "...Maybe that is what I deserve."

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

"Yes, that would be excellent. I'd love to speak to the defendant too, if possible."

"Well, they are in conference at the moment. Perhaps you could join them there?"

18 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Lady Bug didn't understand. "What do you mean? We shape the entire world." She threw her arms out, and trees sprouted as far as the eye could see, then turned to sand, fell apart, and evaporated. "So what if we're made of words?" 

"We don't shape the world, we shape words." Subversion sighed. "Look, just... believe what you want. I'm glad you're happy, but I am not. Alright?"

Edited November 28, 2024 by Ookla the nostealnamepls

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Arbiter said:

Hacob appeared and followed.

I will love Bat and no one can stop me

but the squirrel loves Bat

And Bat's annoying

And he poisoned Shoe

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

"Well, they are in conference at the moment. Perhaps you could join them there?"

"That would be excellent."

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

but the squirrel loves Bat

And Bat's annoying

And he poisoned Shoe

well, Hacob doesn't really care for Shoe one way or the other, so he doesn't care. You act as though Hacob has morals.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Even your own characters hate Bat

I love this this is a whole thing 

Shoe opened the door and stepped through.

They followed. 

They stepped out into a field of grass with a barn and a farmhouse in the distance. A town could be seen down the road, looking very small. Shoe would recognize it from her memories, but it appeared quite more run down. 

"Is this her house?" Gaioh asked. 

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

Hacob appeared and followed.

I will love Bat and no one can stop me

Bat, who was the closest to Hacob, jumped. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Arbiter said:

well, Hacob doesn't really care for Shoe one way or the other, so he doesn't care. You act as though Hacob has morals.

So then why does he care for Bat suddenly?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

"We don't shape the world, we shape words." Subversion sighed. "Look, just... believe what you want. I'm glad you're happy, but I am not. Alright?"

"Well.... what more meaning could there be?" 

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

So then why does he care for Bat suddenly?

Cuz why not?  

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

5 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

“So its someone from your world?” They hoped they remembered that right. They observed the man more making sure to note any and all characteristics. 

There is only one other Yeran character of mine...

Pyk did not notice it. "Dint?" He hits the Husk with a Cast, encasing it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

They followed. 

They stepped out into a field of grass with a barn and a farmhouse in the distance. A town could be seen down the road, looking very small. Shoe would recognize it from her memories, but it appeared quite more run down. 

"Is this her house?" Gaioh asked. 

He nodded.

Shoe didn't want to give Beosta's father any more time to complete whatever he was planning, so he put Livetha on his shoulders and took off towards the farmhouse.

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

They followed. 

They stepped out into a field of grass with a barn and a farmhouse in the distance. A town could be seen down the road, looking very small. Shoe would recognize it from her memories, but it appeared quite more run down. 

"Is this her house?" Gaioh asked. 

Bat, who was the closest to Hacob, jumped. 

"Hi Bat!"

Hacob also recognized it. Being a Narrator was quite helpful.

It would be even more helpful if I actually read posts  

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

So then why does he care for Bat suddenly?

he is Chaos.

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

"Well.... what more meaning could there be?" 

Cuz why not?  

exactly!

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dylsxic said:

She smiled innocently at Kion, “It’s not my fault you called me omnipresent. How am I supposed to take that other than I’m so large?”

“I still mean that Narrators in general feel like they’re everywhere - that they appear and do things at every moment. The frivolous ones, especially; they don’t even use their incredible magic to help others! No, they use it make sandwich conga lines and turn people’s feet to fish.” Kion calms himself down. “How do you do this, turning words around so well?” 

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

“I still mean that Narrators in general feel like they’re everywhere - that they appear and do things at every moment. The frivolous ones, especially; they don’t even use their incredible magic to help others! No, they use it make sandwich conga lines and turn people’s feet to fish.” Kion calms himself down. “How do you do this, turning words around so well?” 

A Hacob appeared. "Well, who would we help? Have you seen any homeless people, any starving people, any suffering people? Who are you to say that we haven't already helped them!"

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

There is only one other Yeran character of mine...

Pyk did not notice it. "Dint?" He hits the Husk with a Cast, encasing it.

They paused, thats the dragon slayer right silver?  pyks friend was alive. And here. That’s good. They think. They hope. Dear Sigyn please say they are on good terms i don’t wanna see this fight happen. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

He nodded.

Shoe didn't want to give Beosta's father any more time to complete whatever he was planning, so he put Livetha on his shoulders and took off towards the farmhouse.

The doors were locked. 

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

"Hi Bat!"

Hacob also recognized it. Being a Narrator was quite helpful.

It would be even more helpful if I actually read posts  

he is Chaos.

exactly!

He stared. “Uh… who are you?”

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

The doors were locked. 

He stared. “Uh… who are you?”

Then they weren't.

"I'm Hacob!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

The doors were locked. 

Shoe didn't really care.

He used his battle-ax to break down the nearest one and burst into the house.

TLT is the best you guys 

I love how stuff like this can just HAPPEN 

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Shoe didn't really care.

He used his battle-ax to break down the nearest one and burst into the house.

TLT is the best you guys 

I love how stuff like this can just HAPPEN 

but...

but I just unlocked them!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

They paused, thats the dragon slayer right silver?  pyks friend was alive. And here. That’s good. They think. They hope. Dear Sigyn please say they are on good terms i don’t wanna see this fight happen. 

they are on good terms...

Silver seems shocked. [Yes... but I thought he was dead...]

Dint looked at Pyk. "Pyk... it's you!" He stepped over and hugged Pyk. "I'm so glad to see you!"

Pyk was at a loss for words. "You died!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

but...

but I just unlocked them!

Uh . . .

Shoe was already commited (aka I didn't see your post in time)

Edited November 28, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

"That would be excellent."

"I'll go ask if that would be alright."

3 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

"Well.... what more meaning could there be?" 

Subversion shrugged, not looking at Lady Bug. "That's the question, isn't it?"

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

"I'll go ask if that would be alright."

Subversion shrugged, not looking at Lady Bug. "That's the question, isn't it?"

"Much appreciated." 

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

they are on good terms...

Silver seems shocked. [Yes... but I thought he was dead...]

Dint looked at Pyk. "Pyk... it's you!" He stepped over and hugged Pyk. "I'm so glad to see you!"

Pyk was at a loss for words. "You died!"

Asher just watched not really sure what to do so they just watched. 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

A Hacob appeared. "Well, who would we help? Have you seen any homeless people, any starving people, any suffering people? Who are you to say that we haven't already helped them!"

“I know you do help people, but that makes me feel almost worse. I shouldn’t, but the Narrators being able to help everyone, then spending their magic on whatever they want? That’s contrary to everything I know. Where I’m from, you don’t use magic frivolously. Period. It literally hastens your death and potentially that of others. So to see Narrators doing whatever they want? It makes me feel that they’re incredibly irresponsible and treat lives as cheap. That they also legitimately have reason to be the way they are, and do create benefit for society? That makes me feel worse - jealous, useless, and judgmental all at once.” 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, OOKLA the strange said:

Asher just watched not really sure what to do so they just watched. 

"The Dragonlands were rich in Adari. So when Kintlen executed me... I just... didn't die. But by the time I regained use of my body, he had already shipped me to the other side of the planet. I think Vera may have suspected, but she never found any lasting evidence."

He saw Asher. "Who is this?"

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

“I know you do help people, but that makes me feel almost worse. I shouldn’t, but the Narrators being able to help everyone, then spending their magic on whatever they want? That’s contrary to everything I know. Where I’m from, you don’t use magic frivolously. Period. It literally hastens your death and potentially that of others. So to see Narrators doing whatever they want? It makes me feel that they’re incredibly irresponsible and treat lives as cheap. That they also legitimately have reason to be the way they are, and do create benefit for society? That makes me feel worse - jealous, useless, and judgmental all at once.” 

"Well, to be fair, we are (generally) everything you just described us as. Irresponsible? Yep! Treat lives as cheap? Remind me to tell you about Nameless sometime. Would you prefer we don't use Narration?"

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

"The Dragonlands were rich in Adari. So when Kintlen executed me... I just... didn't die. But by the time I regained use of my body, he had already shipped me to the other side of the planet. I think Vera may have suspected, but she never found any lasting evidence."

He saw Asher. "Who is this?"

Asher looked at him and waved awkwardly. "Hai dint er im uh asher...." Their accent was more prominent now

Edited November 28, 2024 by OOKLA the strange