The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

“…am I a bunny?”

“Your AI was forced to flag mental invasion as soon as he saw the strange condition. I assure you, though. You are not mad.”

Tenth didn’t talk, instead eating uncomfortably. He had never wanted a family.

James also ate.

"So, what was your world like?" he asked eventually.

4 minutes ago, oOkLa ThE fEmALe cHeEsE said:

 

“That’s quite alright. I don’t need a haircut,” Sasha assured him. 

"Hmm. Do you have any spare lettuce you need getting rid of?"

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

“…am I a bunny?”

“Your AI was forced to flag mental invasion as soon as he saw the strange condition. I assure you, though. You are not mad.”

Tenth didn’t talk, instead eating uncomfortably. He had never wanted a family.

OK now Asher was slightly panicking. But they kept it out of their voice, “so silver told you?” HA I TOLD YOU THAT AI WAS BAD KILL IT!!! “I didnt think i was mad.” That’s a lie. That’s why you dont want people to know bout us becuase you think they’ll think your crazy. shut it silver can still hear you. It’s fine. He doesn’t know we are dead yet and thats the second thing. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

“…am I a bunny?”

“Your AI was forced to flag mental invasion as soon as he saw the strange condition. I assure you, though. You are not mad.”

Tenth didn’t talk, instead eating uncomfortably. He had never wanted a family.

idk is blue a bunny

Just now, Ookla the Bacon said:

James also ate.

"So, what was your world like?" he asked eventually.

"Hmm. Do you have any spare lettuce you need getting rid of?"

“Unfortunately, no,” Sasha said. “Gail, do you have any?”

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

OK now Asher was slightly panicking. But they kept it out of their voice, “so silver told you?” HA I TOLD YOU THAT AI WAS BAD KILL IT!!! “I didnt think i was mad.” That’s a lie. That’s why you dont want people to know bout us becuase you think they’ll think your crazy. shut it silver can still hear you. It’s fine. He doesn’t know we are dead yet and thats the second thing. 

Silver promptly ignored the last thought. [Look, I had no choice. And once my subroutines had informed him, I had to give him more information, otherwise he may have acted rashly.]

2 minutes ago, oOkLa ThE fEmALe cHeEsE said:

idk is blue a bunny

“Unfortunately, no,” Sasha said. “Gail, do you have any?”

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

blue is in denial, but ya

@Ookla the Bacon

 I was a traveler. I tested an invention, and its capabilities. So the landscapes I saw were varied, but all had their merits. When I was growing up, though… it was like this. Except not as much talking. 

Edited November 26, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

James also ate.

"So, what was your world like?" he asked eventually.

"Hmm. Do you have any spare lettuce you need getting rid of?"

 

3 minutes ago, oOkLa ThE fEmALe cHeEsE said:

idk is blue a bunny

“Unfortunately, no,” Sasha said. “Gail, do you have any?”

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

“No. Just carrots.” She pulled them out. 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Silver promptly ignored the last thought. [Look, I had no choice. And once my subroutines had informed him, I had to give him more information, otherwise he may have acted rashly.]

blue is in denial, but ya

people are not suppose to know, gosh. what do you mean by that? What all does he know? Shoot gosh. This is bad. yep bad and if it’s bad then wanna know what. He he he. That means i can help so lets just kill pyk and then no one will know but that moron bacon. Due to Asher slightly panicked state that gave Cade an easier time convincing them to do bad. No no silver tell them that pyk is telling the truth otherwise they might try to kill pyk. ya know Cade isn’t wrong. Killing him would be easy. Asher’s light around them flicks black for a few seconds.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

people are not suppose to know, gosh. what do you mean by that? What all does he know? Shoot gosh. This is bad. yep bad and if it’s bad then wanna know what. He he he. That means i can help so lets just kill pyk and then no one will know but that moron bacon. Due to Asher slightly panicked state that gave Cade an easier time convincing them to do bad. No no silver tell them that pyk is telling the truth otherwise they might try to kill pyk. ya know Cade isn’t wrong. Killing him would be easy. Asher’s light around them flicks black for a few seconds.

{They are trying to convince them to hurt you…}
Pyk studied the scene, pretending not to hear that. He trusted them to come to a better decision.

[All I told him was that it was a sensitive topic for you, and that you wanted to handle it on your own.]

[TwinStorm He/Him]

@Ookla the nostealnamepls Cricket is beginning the trial.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

{They are trying to convince them to hurt you…}
Pyk studied the scene, pretending not to hear that. He trusted them to come to a better decision.

[All I told him was that it was a sensitive topic for you, and that you wanted to handle it on your own.]

Kill him kill him. Look it’s easy just shoot an explosion at him alright. Simple and it will take less than a second. Hm one part of Asher knew that it was in fact a bad idea but the other part really wanted to blow something up. its just one person. ugh hey silver? How powerful is his armor? Cuz uhm if they do shoot a blast at him i know they will instantly hate themselves even more and will probably not do that again. Asher looked down at their hand. The glove of the armor was made to let out their power so it could easily work. Just one little aim and then BOOM. He’d be gone.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, OOKLA the strange said:

Kill him kill him. Look it’s easy just shoot an explosion at him alright. Simple and it will take less than a second. Hm one part of Asher knew that it was in fact a bad idea but the other part really wanted to blow something up. its just one person. ugh hey silver? How powerful is his armor? Cuz uhm if they do shoot a blast at him i know they will instantly hate themselves even more and will probably not do that again. Asher looked down at their hand. The glove of the armor was made to let out their power so it could easily work. Just one little aim and then BOOM. He’d be gone.

[I can verify that that would not work. Your armors are essentially invincible.] Silver was thinking something, but didn’t disclose it.

Pyk took off his armor.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[I can verify that that would not work. Your armors are essentially invincible.] Silver was thinking something, but didn’t disclose it.

Pyk took off his armor.

Asher looked at him. Luckily now knowing that he would in fact actually die if they blasted him quickly put their hand down and shook their head. “What, im sorry i uh. I,” what do i say? I was trying to kill you sorry about that? That’s just stupid. Gosh I screw up so much. Why did i have to come back alive this sucks. dang i was so close that time. If he didnt do that then i coulda convinced Asher to blast him. Armor invincible or not. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Asher looked at him. Luckily now knowing that he would in fact actually die if they blasted him quickly put their hand down and shook their head. “What, im sorry i uh. I,” what do i say? I was trying to kill you sorry about that? That’s just stupid. Gosh I screw up so much. Why did i have to come back alive this sucks. dang i was so close that time. If he didnt do that then i coulda convinced Asher to blast him. Armor invincible or not. 

Silver had a second thought, but again did not disclose it. [It’s not your fault, is it?]

Pyk nodded, but did not say anything. “I’ve sent a request to the government offices, they will see us in half an hour. Do you wanna get something to eat in the meantime?”

[Keke They/he]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Silver had a second thought, but again did not disclose it. [It’s not your fault, is it?]

Pyk nodded, but did not say anything. “I’ve sent a request to the government offices, they will see us in half an hour. Do you wanna get something to eat in the meantime?”

what’s not my fault?  Being an awful friend. Calamity this is why im alone!  and soon these new friends will leave and who will be there me and ser becuase we are always there for you. Asher shrugs. “Im not hungry right, i ate at the party.” Liar you didnt eat anything at the party. shut up seraphina. 

Asher is outwardly calm so there is not body language sign of the chaos in their head

Edited November 26, 2024 by OOKLA the strange

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, OOKLA the strange said:

what’s not my fault?  Being an awful friend. Calamity this is why im alone!  and soon these new friends will leave and who will be there me and ser becuase we are always there for you. Asher shrugs. “Im not hungry right, i ate at the party.” Liar you didnt eat anything at the party. shut up seraphina.

Pyk shrugged right back. “Well I am. I wasn’t there for very long.”

[Pyk isn’t the type to hold grudges… he was… once… but Dint’s death changed him.]

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

37 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“N- no,” she admitted. “I- I asked if I could hug you and you said ‘not if I hug you first’ but then you fell over so I hugged you instead but you wanted to win so you kissed me but it doesn’t count because you were drunk.” 

Unless you want it to. 

She jumped. No! No, idiot, he can freaking hear you!

Love the overly-exaggerated freak out moment 

Shoe's frustration vanished in a instant, replaced by embarrassment as his face turned red.

Ah . . . um . . . sorry.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Pyk shrugged right back. “Well I am. I wasn’t there for very long.”

[Pyk isn’t the type to hold grudges… he was… once… but Dint’s death changed him.]

who’s dint? remind me why wer care who that person is. Because we are trying to be a good friend thats why. Asher nods. not really sure what to say they ask “uh, what do you like to eat?” Awkardly in an awkward tone. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

who’s dint? remind me why wer care who that person is. Because we are trying to be a good friend thats why. Asher nods. not really sure what to say they ask “uh, what do you like to eat?” Awkardly in an awkward tone. 

Why, Dint is my Ookla namesake!

[According to the history books, Dint was the Dragonslayer, he who valiantly ventured into the Dragonlands to intercept the agents of the evil Hundred Nations.]
 

Silver paused. [But Pyk knew him personally. Dint was one who trusted the Pact, gave himself to the cause they told him they followed. His idealism and trust was stronger than Pyk could ever be, from Pyk’s point of view. Pyk protested the Pact, while Dint worked to bring the world together. And when he saved the Pact from the Hundred Nations, they killed him. They were afraid that he would reveal their corruption to the public, who loved him. That Pyk would convince him that the Pact was evil. Pyk has always looked up to Dint.]

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Love the overly-exaggerated freak out moment 

Shoe's frustration vanished in a instant, replaced by embarrassment as his face turned red.

Ah . . . um . . . sorry.

“No, it’s fine. I mean, I got you drunk, so…” she laughed nervously. 

[Immortal Platypus]

46 minutes ago, Ookla the Emperor said:

@Ookla the nostealnamepls Cricket is beginning the trial.

he'll see, some of us just have lives  we can't be on 24/7

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Why, Dint is my Ookla namesake!

[According to the history books, Dint was the Dragonslayer, he who valiantly ventured into the Dragonlands to intercept the agents of the evil Hundred Nations.]
 

Silver paused. [But Pyk knew him personally. Dint was one who trusted the Pact, gave himself to the cause they told him they followed. His idealism and trust was stronger than Pyk could ever be, from Pyk’s point of view. Pyk protested the Pact, while Dint worked to bring the world together. And when he saved the Pact from the Hundred Nations, they killed him. They were afraid that he would reveal their corruption to the public, who loved him. That Pyk would convince him that the Pact was evil. Pyk has always looked up to Dint.]

That’s depressing.

damn. That’s depressing. I don’t know what else to say to that. alright we get it he had a bad life. You better be glad your just a voice otherwise i would let pyk kill you. Pyk and dint can go insert thing here CADE CADE . I apologize for Cade he doesn’t mean that. yes i do. we are trying to be a good friend and your being useless. Sheesh. 

Take that blank as you will, use your imagination. Anyways thats really sad ignore cade

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

he'll see, some of us just have lives  we can't be on 24/7

Do you know how to get one of those? 

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Do you know how to get one of those? 

Hmm i dont know about that one, uh may be you get sanity or something. Do sports maybe?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Hehe it’s what imma write a book on. But Dint didn’t actually die (well he sorta did? It’s weird…) but no one knows that

3 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

That’s depressing.

damn. That’s depressing. I don’t know what else to say to that. alright we get it he had a bad life. You better be glad your just a voice otherwise i would let pyk kill you. Pyk and dint can go insert thing here CADE CADE . I apologize for Cade he doesn’t mean that. yes i do. we are trying to be a good friend and your being useless. Sheesh. 

Take that blank as you will, use your imagination. Anyways thats really sad ignore cade

Pyk led her to a small ramen shop.

I just had ramen so I know no other food.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

25 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“No, it’s fine. I mean, I got you drunk, so…” she laughed nervously. 

He sighed.

It's fine- it's fine, he said mostly to himself.

He turned to her. Never again.

Edited November 26, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Hehe it’s what imma write a book on. But Dint didn’t actually die (well he sorta did? It’s weird…) but no one knows that

Pyk led her to a small ramen shop.

I just had ramen so I know no other food.

Hehe my iPads about to die.

Asher looked inside. There were people obviously. i hate people. I suck at people-ing. they realized they should take off their armor. So they did and put it back in their knife. And then very quickly checked to see if their mask was on their face securely.