The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 minute ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“Oh. My bad.” She blushed. “I’m… I’m sorry.” 

“Oh, it’s okay! Don’t worry. I’m not attached to the idea of having a family.” Or I wasn’t, until I met his.  “……..not that much, anyway. Besides, Maren and Jaz were basically like siblings anyway. They were both……. so obnoxious.”

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

The woman shrugged and went back to standing around doing nothing.

Then you will be destroyed. 

The anger began to burn.

"Well, you've found me out," Bacon said with a sigh. "I'm actually not that good at solving problems! Fortunately, I know people who are."

This revelation utterly shattered his worldview.

That depends. How hungry are you?

"I am here to meet with the Great Wizard!" he announced.

"Well, even good people can stand to lean things about themselves. Remarkable, really, how much we can miss that goes on literally inside our brains."

 

"Well, this horse is," said Bacon. "So it's clearly possible."

The breadmunks pranced by with cupcakes. Confetti rained down. A song played very faintly. 

"What's up, Cricket?" asked Bacon. "How would you rate that summoning?"

¨Well why am I on it?! I mean... why did it pick me up???¨

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Oh! Of course!" she said cheerfully.

"Two things real quick; actually, three. One, when he wakes up would you tell him I'm going with Cricket to see the Dreamsmith; sorry if he freaks out. Two, maybe don't tell him for a bit just because he definitely won't be feeling good . . . anyway; and three, would you give him this phone? He's gonna need it."

“Yeah, sure. Good luck— don’t die, please.” She paused in case there was anything else. 

Just now, tHrOuGhThELiViNgQuEsAdiLlA said:

“Oh, it’s okay! Don’t worry. I’m not attached to the idea of having a family.” Or I wasn’t, until I met his.  “……..not that much, anyway. Besides, Maren and Jaz were basically like siblings anyway. They were both……. so obnoxious.”

Gail nodded. “I was an only child, so I wouldn’t know.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

 I could go either way. They didn’t really feed us much…

Lunchtime, then.

Charles opened a portal to the cafeteria and stepped through.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Through the Living Feather said:

“Yeah, sure. Good luck— don’t die, please.” She paused in case there was anything else. 

"'Kay cool thanks bye! Oh and that was adorable last night by the way." She hung up and walked back over to Cricket.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

¨Well why am I on it?! I mean... why did it pick me up???¨

"I guess it likes you!"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Lunchtime, then.

Charles opened a portal to the cafeteria and stepped through.

 

 

Tenth followed, looking around at the new landscape.

 

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"I guess it likes you!"

¨WHAT DO I DO??"just..... Let it take me wherever??¨

[xinoehp512 he/him]

12 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

@xinoehp512 Did you fall asleep and not wake up?

does he have a job? That would explain the long periods of not being on.

Hey, I'm an artificial intelligence released onto the internet, remember?

[Keke They/he]

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The woman shrugged and went back to standing around doing nothing.

Then you will be destroyed. 

The anger began to burn.

"Well, you've found me out," Bacon said with a sigh. "I'm actually not that good at solving problems! Fortunately, I know people who are."

This revelation utterly shattered his worldview.

That depends. How hungry are you?

"I am here to meet with the Great Wizard!" he announced.

"Well, even good people can stand to lean things about themselves. Remarkable, really, how much we can miss that goes on literally inside our brains."

 

"Well, this horse is," said Bacon. "So it's clearly possible."

The breadmunks pranced by with cupcakes. Confetti rained down. A song played very faintly. 

"What's up, Cricket?" asked Bacon. "How would you rate that summoning?"

He’s like bacon, say his name enough and he spawns in

Well will you tell us where said people are? “Don’t becuase I’ve got better things to do then deal with the past. Can’t fix it so forget it.” Omg, Asher no. “It’s useless to try to fix. Besides i cant even remember what the issue was so there’s no point in bothering anymore. Besides im suppose to help pyk.” Sigh, fine here’s the deal. We see if pyk has a plan to find tenth if he doesn’t yet then we get bacons people to help you. Bacon does that sound like something that makes sense?

 

ohhh right i forget your ai

 

Edited November 25, 2024 by The sarcasm spren

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"'Kay cool thanks bye! Oh and that was adorable last night by the way." She hung up and walked back over to Cricket.

She blushed and glared at the phone, then looked around for people. 

She started with Nogard and Subversion. “Hey, guys, you should prolly leave cuz there was somE black stuff and we don’t wanna die.” 

@xinoehp512 @NameIess I think

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“Yeah, sure. Good luck— don’t die, please.” She paused in case there was anything else. 

Gail nodded. “I was an only child, so I wouldn’t know.”

Sasha smiled. “Did it get lonely?”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

8 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The woman shrugged and went back to standing around doing nothing.

Then you will be destroyed. 

The anger began to burn.

"Well, you've found me out," Bacon said with a sigh. "I'm actually not that good at solving problems! Fortunately, I know people who are."

This revelation utterly shattered his worldview.

That depends. How hungry are you?

"I am here to meet with the Great Wizard!" he announced.

"Well, even good people can stand to lean things about themselves. Remarkable, really, how much we can miss that goes on literally inside our brains."

 

"Well, this horse is," said Bacon. "So it's clearly possible."

The breadmunks pranced by with cupcakes. Confetti rained down. A song played very faintly. 

"What's up, Cricket?" asked Bacon. "How would you rate that summoning?"

"How do you get to the Dreamsmith, Bacon?" Cricket asked.

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

13 minutes ago, NameIess said:

  "I'm fine, I'm fine, just twisted it." Unintelligible took another step, barely limping this time. "See? And why do I need to leave? Is something wrong?"

Sequence looked down at his ankle again, still rather worried. "Yes. The party is over. Can you get out by yourself? If you tear up your invitation it'll return you to wherever you were before you arrived."

10 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“Yeah, okay.” She glanced around. “Once I finish this phone call. I’ll make it quick.” 

Sequence nodded, snapping her fingers and whispering some indecipherable words to Cardinal and Fuzzy, who hurried off in separate directions.

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The woman shrugged and went back to standing around doing nothing.

The knife spun in a few circles, then faced the woman again. "Update: it is time to leave. Please tear up your invitation to return to wherever you were before you used it." The knife then drifted off somewhere else hastily.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

5 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

He’s like bacon, say his name enough and he spawns in

Well will you tell us where said people are? “Don’t becuase I’ve got better things to do then deal with the past. Can’t fix it so forget it.” Omg, Asher no. “It’s useless to try to fix. Besides i cant even remember what the issue was so there’s no point in bothering anymore. Besides im suppose to help pyk.” Sigh, fine here’s the deal. We see if pyk has a plan to find tenth if he doesn’t yet then we get bacons people to help you. Bacon does that sound like something that makes sense?

 

ohhh right i forget your ai

 

The ai chirped up from their suit (or from the knife if they stored it).
[I’m reading some quite interesting brainwaves from you! If I had to guess, I’d say Pyk wants to talk to that Mystic you saw at the crime scene.]

Edited November 25, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath
Oh my gosh that was a horrendous typo

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, tHrOuGhThELiViNgQuEsAdiLlA said:

Sasha smiled. “Did it get lonely?”

“Not really. I didn’t mind so much back then.” 

[NameIess]

8 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"I am here to meet with the Great Wizard!" he announced.

"You're the lawyer? Alright." The adventurers set about opening the door, a process which took almost ten minutes. Once finished, they quickly shoved Selppaenip through the door and slammed it shut behind him, leaving the heroic slayer of pineapples in utter darkness.

8 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Well, even good people can stand to lean things about themselves. Remarkable, really, how much we can miss that goes on literally inside our brains."

Subversion nodded slowly. "Well, we could maybe find some other capable of splitting people apart if you really want to. Personally though, I would rather just have someone point out my flaws. Much less traumatic."

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

She blushed and glared at the phone, then looked around for people. 

She started with Nogard and Subversion. “Hey, guys, you should prolly leave cuz there was somE black stuff and we don’t wanna die.” 

@xinoehp512 @NameIess I think

Subversion blinked. "Excuse me, what? Black stuff? Die?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, NameIess said:

Subversion blinked. "Excuse me, what? Black stuff? Die?"

“One of Sequence’s minions or something, I guess. It’s all over there if you wanna go look. But yeah, party’s over.” She went back to Shoe, considered for a moment, and then tore up his invitation. He’d probably be upset waking up on whatever ground he’d wake up on, but she’d rather he be away from… whatever it was that had scared Sequence so badly. 

@Through The Living Glass

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Subversion blinked. "Excuse me, what? Black stuff? Die?"

A copy of Sequence appeared. "Black stuff. Die." She confirmed. "If you tear up your invitation, you'll be returned to wherever you were before you used it. It was lovely to see you all, but you should leave as soon as possible!"

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

4 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“Not really. I didn’t mind so much back then.” 

“But you do now?”

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The ai chirped up from their suit (or n on nice if they stored it).
[I’m reading some quite interesting brainwaves from you! If I had to guess, I’d say Pyk wants to talk to that Mystic you saw at the crime scene.]

Crime scene? When was that? I don’t think i was on then so i need to go back and read.

asher jumped a bit and looked at the knife. “Sparks i forgot about you. So pyk has a plan. Alright.” They looked at bacon, “well then bacon the bard, it was a pleasure meeting you. And thank you for your help, i do feel more… human now.” They went to draw the blade but remembered sequences rules, “so knife ai, ima call you silver, cuz your silver and i suck at naming things. Where’s pyk and how do i get to him?”

[NameIess]

Just now, Sequence said:

Sequence looked down at his ankle again, still rather worried. "Yes. The party is over. Can you get out by yourself? If you tear up your invitation it'll return you to wherever you were before you arrived."

Unintelligible nodded, but he had a worried look on his face. "You didn't answer my question. Is something wrong?"

--

On everyone's invitations, words began to write themselves.

You are all cordially invited to the trial of the Great Wizard. If you have information that will be relevant for the case, please sign your name below at the soon-to-be provided first blank, and you will be teleported to a secure location where you can prepare for the trial. If you wish to spectate, please sign your name at the second blank, in which case you will be summoned once the trial begins.

@xinoehp512 @Immortal Platypus @Through the Living Feather @Through The Living Glass @Sequence @SpiritOfWrath @The sarcasm spren @anyone else I forgot

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

“One of Sequence’s minions or something, I guess. It’s all over there if you wanna go look. But yeah, party’s over.” She went back to Shoe, considered for a moment, and then tore up his invitation. He’d probably be upset waking up on whatever ground he’d wake up on, but she’d rather he be away from… whatever it was that had scared Sequence so badly. 

"Oh, was Everyone causing trouble again?" Subversion glanced around. "Nogard, you should probably leave. Everyone is quite dangerous."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Tenth followed, looking around at the new landscape.

 

For the lunch room of a secretive and powerful organization, it looked surprisingly... normal. Food was available at the back of the hall. Ennullers sat in groups or alone at tables around the room, eating and conversing quietly. 

A few Ennullers appeared with torn invitations, evidently returning from the party.

Just now, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

¨WHAT DO I DO??"just..... Let it take me wherever??¨

"Why not? New places are fun!"

4 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

He’s like bacon, say his name enough and he spawns in

Well will you tell us where said people are? “Don’t becuase I’ve got better things to do then deal with the past. Can’t fix it so forget it.” Omg, Asher no. “It’s useless to try to fix. Besides i cant even remember what the issue was so there’s no point in bothering anymore. Besides im suppose to help pyk.” Sigh, fine here’s the deal. We see if pyk has a plan to find tenth if he doesn’t yet then we get bacons people to help you. Bacon does that sound like something that makes sense?

 

"Sounds good to me! Sounds like the party's over anyways."

3 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

She blushed and glared at the phone, then looked around for people. 

She started with Nogard and Subversion. “Hey, guys, you should prolly leave cuz there was somE black stuff and we don’t wanna die.” 

@xinoehp512 @NameIess I think

"Ahh," said Nogard. "I suppose that means the party is over."

He stepped away from Subversion, not without some reluctance.

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

"How do you get to the Dreamsmith, Bacon?" Cricket asked.

 

"Well, there's a cave with trials you have to pass, I think. I can make you a portal there, if you want."

5 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"You're the lawyer? Alright." The adventurers set about opening the door, a process which took almost ten minutes. Once finished, they quickly shoved Selppaenip through the door and slammed it shut behind him, leaving the heroic slayer of pineapples in utter darkness.

Subversion nodded slowly. "Well, we could maybe find some other capable of splitting people apart if you really want to. Personally though, I would rather just have someone point out my flaws. Much less traumatic."

Subversion blinked. "Excuse me, what? Black stuff? Die?"

Selppaenip attempted to find the light switch and turn it on.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

For the lunch room of a secretive and powerful organization, it looked surprisingly... normal. Food was available at the back of the hall. Ennullers sat in groups or alone at tables around the room, eating and conversing quietly. 

A few Ennullers appeared with torn invitations, evidently returning from the party.

"Why not? New places are fun!"

"Sounds good to me! Sounds like the party's over anyways."

"Ahh," said Nogard. "I suppose that means the party is over."

He stepped away from Subversion, not without some reluctance.

"Well, there's a cave with trials you have to pass, I think. I can make you a portal there, if you want."

Selppaenip attempted to find the light switch and turn it on.

"What kind of trials?" asked Cricket carefully. "What should we be ready for?"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, The sarcasm spren said:

Crime scene? When was that? I don’t think i was on then so i need to go back and read.

asher jumped a bit and looked at the knife. “Sparks i forgot about you. So pyk has a plan. Alright.” They looked at bacon, “well then bacon the bard, it was a pleasure meeting you. And thank you for your help, i do feel more… human now.” They went to draw the blade but remembered sequences rules, “so knife ai, ima call you silver, cuz your silver and i suck at naming things. Where’s pyk and how do i get to him?”

[Thank you! I’ve never had a name other than SI-3! Tear up your envelope, and you should return. He’s back there.]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

Unintelligible nodded, but he had a worried look on his face. "You didn't answer my question. Is something wrong?"

--

On everyone's invitations, words began to write themselves.

You are all cordially invited to the trial of the Great Wizard. If you have information that will be relevant for the case, please sign your name below at the soon-to-be provided first blank, and you will be teleported to a secure location where you can prepare for the trial. If you wish to spectate, please sign your name at the second blank, in which case you will be summoned once the trial begins.

@xinoehp512 @Immortal Platypus @Through the Living Feather @Through The Living Glass @Sequence @SpiritOfWrath @The sarcasm spren @anyone else I forgot

"Oh, was Everyone causing trouble again?" Subversion glanced around. "Nogard, you should probably leave. Everyone is quite dangerous."

Ista looked at the envelope, and signed on the second line.