The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon examined himself in the mirror. No to the blue hair, yes to the bacon stache, he decided. His hair returned to its natural brown.

 

"Well," said Nogard. "I suppose I ought to speak with the Great Wizard's lawyer, right?"

How badly does he want this?

"That's a good question," said Bacon. "Aren't you supposed to be with Nogard?"

 

"Death?" remarked Bacon. "I don't think that's very likely!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Even considering all that, I still don't know where Moni is. So we can't possibly steal Endings from her."

You are rebelling against the codes laid down by Silence himself, said the Ennuller severely. Your actions threaten the stability of the Thread. Renounce your deviations at once, or we will be forced to take action against you.

This is an internal affair. Do not trouble yourself.

 

"Okay, fine. How about diplomatic negotiations? You know, at swordpoint?"

Silence be cursed! Until you bloody learn that bloody Narrators are a threat to everyone, I'll never yield. I fight for one who seeks to restore balance to the Thread, curbing its chaos.

12 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Platypus' Luxblade extended into a pole and he vaulted over the wall, relentlessly continuing the attack.

"Wonderful! I see you got my paperwork! Do you want to take it from here, or do you want my help?"

Platypus slowed down his attack so that he knew the Ennuller could keep up, just in case the Ennuller from the Wall didn't want his help anymore.

I barely even beat up Rond, and Thaidakar was distracted fighting Desolation. And that was a long time ago. Besides, when did you promise to help?

Platypus looked on curiously, halting his attack.

- 

Platypus spoke to Bacon. "Yeah. I'm ok with Moni having Endings, but I would trust very few others with it."

"Like Kilometers! Love that guy, I'll need to get my Author to bring him back up!"

Moni is one of Nameless' characters.

Platypus cut through the dome with his Blades.

did he cut through the dome or halt? I'm confused.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon examined himself in the mirror. No to the blue hair, yes to the bacon stache, he decided. His hair returned to its natural brown.

 

"Glad you like it!" Tam said cheerfully.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

You are rebelling against the codes laid down by Silence himself, said the Ennuller severely. Your actions threaten the stability of the Thread. Renounce your course of action at once, or we will be forced to take action against you.

This is an internal affair. Do not trouble yourself.

 

"Alright. Thank you... uh... Mr. Ennuller. I'll go do... something then."

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Even considering all that, I still don't know where Moni is. So we can't possibly steal Endings from her."

"Don't forget about this Bacon. If you try to take Endings, I would do pretty much anything in my power to stop you. Speaking of which..."

Platypus pulled out Clemency. I've been meaning to try this. He wrote a simple command in the air: The ground turns to sand.

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Yes . . . but we also try to be nice and help those in need. Well, I do." She glared at Hacob, and the tap-dancing Sandwich disappeared, once again replaced by a normal sandwich.

"Yeah, and you're lame!" The sandwich started tap dancing, then split up and started a conga line down Tam's arm.

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

"Okay, fine. How about diplomatic negotiations? You know, at swordpoint?"

Silence be cursed! Until you bloody learn that bloody Narrators are a threat to everyone, I'll never yield. I fight for one who seeks to restore balance to the Thread, curbing its chaos.

did he cut through the dome or halt? I'm confused.

he halted, then cut through the dome.

Platypus was confused. The Ennullers at the Wall were literally the ones that kept the Narrators in, and restricted the chaos. As a Being of Order - he paused to look meaningfully at Subversion - he appreciated it.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"First of all, we're called Narrators, not mages, Mr. DnD. hehe Secondly, we can and do help everyone, and we've always been able to." She Narrated a really good ham sandwich for him, as well.

Kion bites into the sandwich, nodding in gratitude. “Thank you. You’re called Narrators? Does that make your magic Narration?” 
*inexplicable cackling* Also I might rename the mages. Eventually. 

3 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Hacob appeared next to Tam. "We help people? Only sometimes." The sandwich disappeared. "Mostly we're pretty goofy, but Tam is being too serious." The sandwich reappeared on the other dude's head, then started tap dancing. "We're the things that make TLT so wonderfully chaotic!"

Kion doesn’t jump this time, which is progress. But he does bite his tongue when the sandwich disappears. “TLT, DnD? What are these acronyms for?” 

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Death?" remarked Bacon. "I don't think that's very likely!"

“I suppose you also lack a Render? Is floating bundle of murderous, relentless telekinesis not ringing any bells?” 

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Yes . . . but we also try to be nice and help those in need. Well, I do." She glared at Hacob, and the tap-dancing Sandwich disappeared, once again replaced by a normal sandwich.

Kion goes back to eating the sandwich, wary of it dissipating again. “That’s good. Too many mages are selfish and won’t use what time they do have to help others.” 
Alright, it’s eleven, so I’m going to sleep. Good night.” 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

"Alright. Thank you... uh... Mr. Ennuller. I'll go do... something then."

"Don't forget about this Bacon. If you try to take Endings, I would do pretty much anything in my power to stop you. Speaking of which..."

Platypus pulled out Clemency. I've been meaning to try this. He wrote a simple command in the air: The ground turns to sand.

"Yeah, and you're lame!" The sandwich started tap dancing, then split up and started a conga line down Tam's arm.

he halted, then cut through the dome.

Platypus was confused. The Ennullers at the Wall were literally the ones that kept the Narrators in, and restricted the chaos. As a Being of Order - he paused to look meaningfully at Subversion - he appreciated it.

The Enuller formed a fist of darkness outside the barrier, punching Platypus.

[LessName]

16 minutes ago, NameIess said:

The mustache vanished as soon as Subversion noticed it. "Yes, you're getting the hang of it." Subversion rubbed her lip, eyes slightly narrowed, and Faunus suddenly noticed that she had an annoying hangnail. "And yes, you can Narrate people into existence. Although it's hard to make their personality turn out exactly how you want it, you can always just directly Narrate them."

Faunus hissed at the suddenly annoying hangnail, and had gone to rip it off when she paused, I’m a Narrator, I can just will it way. And she did just that, the hangnail disappearing. Smiling to herself, clearly pleased at this new development, the young woman made her once free waist length strawberry blonde hair weave itself into a braid.

“Thank you.” She said to Subversion with a smile, “For answering my questions and helping me.”

  

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Kion bites into the sandwich, nodding in gratitude. “Thank you. You’re called Narrators? Does that make your magic Narration?” 
*inexplicable cackling* Also I might rename the mages. Eventually. 

Kion doesn’t jump this time, which is progress. But he does bite his tongue when the sandwich disappears. “TLT, DnD? What are these acronyms for?” 

 

Kion goes back to eating the sandwich, wary of it dissipating again. “That’s good. Too many mages are selfish and won’t use what time they do have to help others.” 
Alright, it’s eleven, so I’m going to sleep. Good night.” 

"TLT is where we are, genius. As for DND, I'll let Tam explain that one."

Just now, TwinStorm said:

The Enuller formed a fist of darkness outside the barrier, punching Platypus.

It missed. Platypus was very good at dodging. He would also recommend that the Ennuller focus on the Ennuller from the Wall, or he would probably not like the results.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"Okay, fine. How about diplomatic negotiations? You know, at swordpoint?"

 

What is he responding to?

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Silence be cursed! Until you bloody learn that bloody Narrators are a threat to everyone, I'll never yield. I fight for one who seeks to restore balance to the Thread, curbing its chaos.

did he cut through the dome or halt? I'm confused.

The Narrators are contained as they are. Do you suppose you can do a better job than the very founder of our order?

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Kion bites into the sandwich, nodding in gratitude. “Thank you. You’re called Narrators? Does that make your magic Narration?” 
*inexplicable cackling* Also I might rename the mages. Eventually. 

Kion doesn’t jump this time, which is progress. But he does bite his tongue when the sandwich disappears. “TLT, DnD? What are these acronyms for?” 

“I suppose you also lack a Render? Is floating bundle of murderous, relentless telekinesis not ringing any bells?” 

Kion goes back to eating the sandwich, wary of it dissipating again. “That’s good. Too many mages are selfish and won’t use what time they do have to help others.” 
Alright, it’s eleven, so I’m going to sleep. Good night.” 

"Nope! I could make one, I suppose, if you think I ought to."

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

"You'll doom us all!" he shrieked. "Kill him, or you'll doom us all!"

Beosta faltered. What if he was telling the truth? What if Cricket really was... 

No! No. You can't think like that. You can't think like that!  She stepped back, took a deep breath, and twisted a couple strands of her hair. "You're going to have to be more specific, I'm afraid." 

Dudes I WASN'T GONE THAT LONG WTC 

10 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon examined himself in the mirror. No to the blue hair, yes to the bacon stache, he decided. His hair returned to its natural brown.

"A nice slight red hue might look quite handsome," Lady Bug suggested. Bacon's hair turned slightly darker and slightly redder. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

What is he responding to?

The Narrators are contained as they are. Do you suppose you can do a better job than the very founder of our order?

"Nope! I could make one, I suppose, if you think I ought to."

 

this is Perseus talking to Bacon about Moni.

You are inviting disaster into the Thread. Silence is too old, and still thinks Narrators trustworthy. Contained? Ha! Look at that idiot Bacon the Bard.

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta faltered. What if he was telling the truth? What if Cricket really was... 

No! No. You can't think like that. You can't think like that!  She stepped back, took a deep breath, and twisted a couple strands of her hair. "You're going to have to be more specific, I'm afraid." 

Dudes I WASN'T GONE THAT LONG WTC 

"A nice slight red hue might look quite handsome," Lady Bug suggested. Bacon's hair turned slightly darker and slightly redder. 

"I've already told you. He's dangerous." The hunter grinned at Beosta's expression. "When he dooms the Thread, I hope you know it's your fault."

Cricket wandered over to Shoe and Beosta, looking down at the hunter. "Shoe? Beosta? What's going on?"

@Through The Living Glass 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

4 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta faltered. What if he was telling the truth? What if Cricket really was... 

No! No. You can't think like that. You can't think like that!  She stepped back, took a deep breath, and twisted a couple strands of her hair. "You're going to have to be more specific, I'm afraid." 

Dudes I WASN'T GONE THAT LONG WTC 

"A nice slight red hue might look quite handsome," Lady Bug suggested. Bacon's hair turned slightly darker and slightly redder. 

"I suppose it does," acknowledged Bacon. "Got to be careful though. Didn't want to end up looking too much like Nogard."

[NameIess]

8 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Yes, of course I remember the duel. I remember more of dueling the weird almost-Nameless mostly, but yes I remember it. And you could've helped, it's not like I stopped you.

"Yeah, but Kilometers is special. He's completely immune to Narration, remember? There was a whole plot about it."

Yes, but I didn't have time! Although that part wasn't exactly your fault.

"Well, he just got attached to an Author that agreed to protect him from Narration. Technically, you could say that I have the same protection, just for different reasons."

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon examined himself in the mirror. No to the blue hair, yes to the bacon stache, he decided. His hair returned to its natural brown.

"See? He can resist it."

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Well," said Nogard. "I suppose I ought to speak with the Great Wizard's lawyer, right?"

"Probably. Want us to see if his schedule is open?"

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Even considering all that, I still don't know where Moni is. So we can't possibly steal Endings from her."

Moni opened her eyes and saw words. Her words, to be precise. Everything around her, from the chair in the corner to the TV sitting in front of the sofa, was made only of words. She blinked, numb and unfeeling, for you could not feel words.

Unreality reasserted itself, and she saw her surroundings as normal again. She slowly got to her feet, head throbbing in pain, and walked into the kitchen of Nameless's house to make some coffee. Next time I go into my Author's mind, I'll be a little more careful.

7 minutes ago, LessName said:

Faunus hissed at the suddenly annoying hangnail, and had gone to rip it off when she paused, I’m a Narrator, I can just will it way. And she did just that, the hangnail disappearing. Smiling to herself, clearly pleased at this new development, the young woman made her once free waist length strawberry blonde hair weave itself into a braid.

“Thank you.” She said to Subversion with a smile, “For answering my questions and helping me.”

"Of course." Subversion smiled back at Faunus. "It's the least I can do for a new Narrator such as yourself. If you ever need anything-" She hesitated. "Well, if it involves punching things I'd go to Platypus, but if it involves anything requiring brains, you can come to me."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Kion bites into the sandwich, nodding in gratitude. “Thank you. You’re called Narrators? Does that make your magic Narration?” 

"Indeed it does!"

8 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

"Yeah, and you're lame!" The sandwich started tap dancing, then split up and started a conga line down Tam's arm.

As adorable as it was, Tam stopped the mini-conga line. "Just . . . let him eat a sandwich." She made another.

6 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

"TLT is where we are, genius. As for DND, I'll let Tam explain that one."

"It's a game you've never heard of. I've never played it, myself, but a lot of people enjoy it immensely."

6 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta faltered. What if he was telling the truth? What if Cricket really was... 

No! No. You can't think like that. You can't think like that!  She stepped back, took a deep breath, and twisted a couple strands of her hair. "You're going to have to be more specific, I'm afraid." 

Hey, calm down, don't worry about that right now. We'll figure that out later, Shoe said, clearly sensing her distress.

A whole hour, Haly. A whole hour.

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"I've already told you. He's dangerous." The hunter grinned at Beosta's expression. "When he dooms the Thread, I hope you know it's your fault."

Cricket wandered over to Shoe and Beosta, looking down at the hunter. "Shoe? Beosta? What's going on?"

@Through The Living Glass 

Interrogation. You want in?

2 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Of course." Subversion smiled back at Faunus. "It's the least I can do for a new Narrator such as yourself. If you ever need anything-" She hesitated. "Well, if it involves punching things I'd go to Platypus, but if it involves anything requiring brains, you can come to me."

Tam popped into existence behind them. "Or me!"

Then she was gone.

[LessName]

Just now, NameIess said:

"Of course." Subversion smiled back at Faunus. "It's the least I can do for a new Narrator such as yourself. If you ever need anything-" She hesitated. "Well, if it involves punching things I'd go to Platypus, but if it involves anything requiring brains, you can come to me."

Her grin widened, those green eyes of her gaining that mischievous twinkle. “What if it involves punching Platypus? And don’t worry, I see many a well executed plan ahead of the two of us.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Indeed it does!"

As adorable as it was, Tam stopped the mini-conga line. "Just . . . let him eat a sandwich." She made another.

"It's a game you've never heard of. I've never played it, myself, but a lot of people enjoy it immensely."

Hey, calm down, don't worry about that right now. We'll figure that out later, Shoe said, clearly sensing her distress.

A whole hour, Haly. A whole hour.

Interrogation. You want in?

Tam popped into existence behind them. "Or me!"

Then she was gone.

"This is the man who tried to kill me then?" he said, his expression turning dark, fingers playing with one of his knives at his belt.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

this is Perseus talking to Bacon about Moni.

You are inviting disaster into the Thread. Silence is too old, and still thinks Narrators trustworthy. Contained? Ha! Look at that idiot Bacon the Bard.

"I've already told you. He's dangerous." The hunter grinned at Beosta's expression. "When he dooms the Thread, I hope you know it's your fault."

Cricket wandered over to Shoe and Beosta, looking down at the hunter. "Shoe? Beosta? What's going on?"

@Through The Living Glass 

"I..." Beosta glanced at the man, then looked back to Cricket. "Never mind. Don't worry about it. What do we do with him?" 

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"I suppose it does," acknowledged Bacon. "Got to be careful though. Didn't want to end up looking too much like Nogard."

"Oh, I'm sure Nogard has other noteworthy features," she dismissed with a wave of her hand. "Keep the hair, darling. Trust me." 

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Indeed it does!"

As adorable as it was, Tam stopped the mini-conga line. "Just . . . let him eat a sandwich." She made another.

"It's a game you've never heard of. I've never played it, myself, but a lot of people enjoy it immensely."

Hey, calm down, don't worry about that right now. We'll figure that out later, Shoe said, clearly sensing her distress.

A whole hour, Haly. A whole hour.

"Yeah. Later."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

"This is the man who tried to kill me then?" he said, his expression turning dark, fingers playing with one of his knives at his belt.

I think so. I wasn't paying much attention do him in the moment.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

this is Perseus talking to Bacon about Moni.

I'm not sure I parse. Bacon just said he doesn't know where Moni is.

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

You are inviting disaster into the Thread. Silence is too old, and still thinks Narrators trustworthy. Contained? Ha! Look at that idiot Bacon the Bard.

"I've already told you. He's dangerous." The hunter grinned at Beosta's expression. "When he dooms the Thread, I hope you know it's your fault."

Cricket wandered over to Shoe and Beosta, looking down at the hunter. "Shoe? Beosta? What's going on?"

@Through The Living Glass 

I imagine Silence knew better than most the exact trustworthiness of Narrators. Which, as you know, is why they are all contained within the Thread.

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

Yes, but I didn't have time! Although that part wasn't exactly your fault.

"Well, he just got attached to an Author that agreed to protect him from Narration. Technically, you could say that I have the same protection, just for different reasons."

"See? He can resist it."

"Probably. Want us to see if his schedule is open?"

Moni opened her eyes and saw words. Her words, to be precise. Everything around her, from the chair in the corner to the TV sitting in front of the sofa, was made only of words. She blinked, numb and unfeeling, for you could not feel words.

Unreality reasserted itself, and she saw her surroundings as normal again. She slowly got to her feet, head throbbing in pain, and walked into the kitchen of Nameless's house to make some coffee. Next time I go into my Author's mind, I'll be a little more careful.

"Of course." Subversion smiled back at Faunus. "It's the least I can do for a new Narrator such as yourself. If you ever need anything-" She hesitated. "Well, if it involves punching things I'd go to Platypus, but if it involves anything requiring brains, you can come to me."

"Psst!" said a potted plant. "Moni!"

[NameIess]

5 minutes ago, LessName said:

Her grin widened, those green eyes of her gaining that mischievous twinkle. “What if it involves punching Platypus? And don’t worry, I see many a well executed plan ahead of the two of us.”

"Oh, then you should definitely call me." Subversion grinned back. "Oh, and make sure to call me when you start exploring your tragic backstory."

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Psst!" said a potted plant. "Moni!"

Moni stared at the plant, taking a large gulp of coffee. "Yeah? What is it?"

Edited November 22, 2024 by NameIess

[LessName]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

"Oh, then you should definitely call me." Subversion grinned back. "Oh, and make sure to call me when you start exploring your tragic backstory."

Faunus looked at Subversion aghast, “Who else did you think I would call? Platypus? Please, He’s probably part of said tragic backstory.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

"I..." Beosta glanced at the man, then looked back to Cricket. "Never mind. Don't worry about it. What do we do with him?" 

"Oh, I'm sure Nogard has other noteworthy features," she dismissed with a wave of her hand. "Keep the hair, darling. Trust me." 

"Yeah. Later."

Cricket sighed, turning away, but he still held his knife.

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I think so. I wasn't paying much attention do him in the moment.

Cricket sighed, facing away. "I really should kill him. He deserves it. But, but, when I killed before, it was in combat. This...this is cold blood."

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

I'm not sure I parse. Bacon just said he doesn't know where Moni is.

I imagine Silence knew better than most the exact trustworthiness of Narrators. Which, as you know, is why they are all contained within the Thread.

"Psst!" said a potted plant. "Moni!"

Believe the lies Silence spreads. The Enullers have abandoned their post, their original job. Only I remain.

Perseus was conveniently ignoring that fact.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

Cricket sighed, facing away. "I really should kill him. He deserves it. But, but, when I killed before, it was in combat. This...this is cold blood."

Shoe cringed, pointedly not looking at Beosta. Then don't kill him. We'll find something else.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, LessName said:

Faunus looked at Subversion aghast, “Who else did you think I would call? Platypus? Please, He’s probably part of said tragic backstory.”

"I wouldn't doubt it. He does have a tendency to give people stupid nicknames." Subversion shuddered. "Anyways, were you planning on leaving or anything? Or did you want to stick around for a while."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe cringed, pointedly not looking at Beosta. Then don't kill him. We'll find something else.

"Cricket stood, still not looking at either of them. He turned, yelling and hurled his knife into a tree trunk. "Sorry. I'm just so...confused. All I want is vengeance, then..." he paused, and turned, practically screaming at the hunter. "WHY DID YOU DESTROY WELDERAN?!" he roared. 

Xanine smiled. "The monks screamed as they died. I killed the old one, you know, Navis? He begged me to spare the children."

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

this is Perseus talking to Bacon about Moni.

You are inviting disaster into the Thread. Silence is too old, and still thinks Narrators trustworthy. Contained? Ha! Look at that idiot Bacon the Bard.

"I've already told you. He's dangerous." The hunter grinned at Beosta's expression. "When he dooms the Thread, I hope you know it's your fault."

Cricket wandered over to Shoe and Beosta, looking down at the hunter. "Shoe? Beosta? What's going on?"

@Through The Living Glass 

your Ennuller text isn't bolded.

Platypus was very tempted to point out that Bacon was still contained in TLT, and that Narrators (at least some of them) were usually trustworthy.

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

Yes, but I didn't have time! Although that part wasn't exactly your fault.

"Well, he just got attached to an Author that agreed to protect him from Narration. Technically, you could say that I have the same protection, just for different reasons."

You... didn't have time? You're a Narrator.

"Yeah, I guess so."

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"Of course." Subversion smiled back at Faunus. "It's the least I can do for a new Narrator such as yourself. If you ever need anything-" She hesitated. "Well, if it involves punching things I'd go to Platypus, but if it involves anything requiring brains, you can come to me."

"Subsy, I'm flattered, but I don't think I've actually punched someone. Maybe a long time ago. And while I would object to the notion that I don't have enough brains to do things, but I prefer fighting anyway."

1 minute ago, LessName said:

Her grin widened, those green eyes of her gaining that mischievous twinkle. “What if it involves punching Platypus? And don’t worry, I see many a well executed plan ahead of the two of us.”

8 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Oh, then you should definitely call me." Subversion grinned back. "Oh, and make sure to call me when you start exploring your tragic backstory."

"I can assure you, it wouldn't work very well. Just ask Subsy what happened last time we dueled, before she subbed out for Nameless. It wasn't good for her."

5 minutes ago, LessName said:

Faunus looked at Subversion aghast, “Who else did you think I would call? Platypus? Please, He’s probably part of said tragic backstory.”

"Please don't call me. If you do, I'll make sure I'm part of your tragic presentstory."

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

"I wouldn't doubt it. He does have a tendency to give people stupid nicknames." Subversion shuddered. "Anyways, were you planning on leaving or anything? Or did you want to stick around for a while."

"You're just mad cause you hate being called Subsy."