The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

9 hours ago, Sequence said:

As page 3,000 grew ever closer, Sequence re-sent her invitation out to the universe(?).

Greetings, people of the Longest Thread! I hope this invitation finds you well. I would like to formally invite you all to my planet, aptly named 'Sequence's World', for a celebration! 3,000 pages is a long time, and it wouldn't have been possible without all of you! I'd love the opportunity for us all to get to know each other a little bit, whether that be in the form of strangers meeting for the first time, old friends catching up, or former enemies getting to know one-another. This will be an occasion of peace, and (assuming you all show up), there will be people from... 'rival factions' present. I ask that if you choose to attend, you set your differences aside for just this one occasion and make friends, peace, and celebrate! I hope to see you all soon. 

With wishes of fortune and happiness,

Sequence

"Hey," said Bacon, "Did you say something earlier about showing me other experiments?"

11 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

"Then let's get one. Can't be too hard, right?"

"Well... I can't exactly just Narrate one into existence."

10 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

THERE I AM

I think we're past that now

Firefighters and all that

goodniiiiiight!

The firefighters got murdered, and the firefighter's dogs.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

40 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Hey," said Bacon, "Did you say something earlier about showing me other experiments?"

"Well... I can't exactly just Narrate one into existence."

The firefighters got murdered, and the firefighter's dogs.

Oh, that’s……… 

T~T

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

The firefighters got murdered, and the firefighter's dogs.

Oh my

So what's happening right now then?

@TwinStorm too

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Cricket strode to the hunters who were covered in vipers. He smiled, drawing his knife. Time to interrogate them. Then the hunters crumbled into ash and a voice spoke from behind. “You really thought it was going to be that easy, did you? Cricket turned and nine figures emerged, more hunters, and with them an Enuller, with a Nullite sword. Cricket gulped. This was a problem.

now for the real fight…

@xinoehp512 @Through The Living Glass @The Halcyon Girl @anybodyelse

Edited November 17, 2024 by TwinStorm

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

Cricket strode to the hunters who were covered in vipers. He smiled, drawing his knife. Time to interrogate them. Then the hunters crumbled into ash and a voice spoke from behind. “You really thought it was going to be that easy, did you? Cricket turned and nine figures emerged, more hunters, and with them an Enuller, with a Nullite sword. Cricket gulped. This was a problem.

now for the real fight…

@xinoehp512 @Through The Living Glass @The Halcyon Girl @anybodyelse

Uh oh.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Cricket strode to the hunters who were covered in vipers. He smiled, drawing his knife. Time to interrogate them. Then the hunters crumbled into ash and a voice spoke from behind. “You really thought it was going to be that easy, did you? Cricket turned and nine figures emerged, more hunters, and with them an Enuller, with a Nullite sword. Cricket gulped. This was a problem.

now for the real fight…

@xinoehp512 @Through The Living Glass @The Halcyon Girl @anybodyelse

Beosta shot a small rounded blade at the Ennuler’s neck. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta shot a small rounded blade at the Ennuler’s neck. 

The Enuller causally side stepped and raised a hand. Immediately a hunter charged at Beosta, sword drawn.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

The Enuller causally side stepped and raised a hand. Immediately a hunter charged at Beosta, sword drawn.

Shoe stepped in front of her, ax at the ready.

-

Tam appeared nearby.

"Um . . ." She disappeared-

-then reappeared next to Subversion and Faunus.

"Y'all want to come help fight some people?"

@NameIess @LessName

OHHHHH WAIT NAMELESS -> LESSNAME

OHHHHHHHH I GET IT NOW

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe stepped in front of her, ax at the ready.

-

Tam appeared nearby.

"Um . . ." She disappeared-

-then reappeared next to Subversion and Faunus.

"Y'all want to come help fight some people?"

@NameIess @LessName

OHHHHH WAIT NAMELESS -> LESSNAME

OHHHHHHHH I GET IT NOW

Platypus checked his watch again. "I can probably make some time. Where is it?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

The Enuller causally side stepped and raised a hand. Immediately a hunter charged at Beosta, sword drawn.

 

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe stepped in front of her, ax at the ready.

-

Tam appeared nearby.

"Um . . ." She disappeared-

-then reappeared next to Subversion and Faunus.

"Y'all want to come help fight some people?"

@NameIess @LessName

OHHHHH WAIT NAMELESS -> LESSNAME

OHHHHHHHH I GET IT NOW

Beosta thought that was very sweet of him. She shot another blade around him into the enemy’s shoulder. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

Platypus checked his watch again. "I can probably make some time. Where is it?"

"That's a fantastic question that I don't know the answer to, so how 'bout I just take you there?"

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"That's a fantastic question that I don't know the answer to, so how 'bout I just take you there?"

"Um... fine."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

Beosta thought that was very sweet of him. She shot another blade around him into the enemy’s shoulder. 

The hunter flinched, cursing, then shifted behind Beosta, stabbing at her.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta thought that was very sweet of him. She shot another blade around him into the enemy’s shoulder. 

very sweet of him wow

 

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

"Um... fine."

"Cool!" She teleported him there.

Just now, TwinStorm said:

The hunter flinched, cursing, then shifted behind Beosta, stabbing at her.

Right. Teleporters. He whirled around and swung at the hunter.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

20 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe stepped in front of her, ax at the ready.

-

Tam appeared nearby.

"Um . . ." She disappeared-

-then reappeared next to Subversion and Faunus.

"Y'all want to come help fight some people?"

@NameIess @LessName

OHHHHH WAIT NAMELESS -> LESSNAME

OHHHHHHHH I GET IT NOW

"Hey!" objected Bacon. "I was about to ask her that!"

26 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Cricket strode to the hunters who were covered in vipers. He smiled, drawing his knife. Time to interrogate them. Then the hunters crumbled into ash and a voice spoke from behind. “You really thought it was going to be that easy, did you? Cricket turned and nine figures emerged, more hunters, and with them an Enuller, with a Nullite sword. Cricket gulped. This was a problem.

now for the real fight…

@xinoehp512 @Through The Living Glass @The Halcyon Girl @anybodyelse

Bacon played a tune on his flute that caused a bunch of mosquitoes to swarm the attacking group.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Hey!" objected Bacon. "I was about to ask her that!"

"Then be faster next time," she said jokingly.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, TwinStorm said:

Cricket strode to the hunters who were covered in vipers. He smiled, drawing his knife. Time to interrogate them. Then the hunters crumbled into ash and a voice spoke from behind. “You really thought it was going to be that easy, did you? Cricket turned and nine figures emerged, more hunters, and with them an Enuller, with a Nullite sword. Cricket gulped. This was a problem.

now for the real fight…

@xinoehp512 @Through The Living Glass @The Halcyon Girl @anybodyelse

Platypus appeared, Vengeance consolidating in his hand. Clemency was still working on paperwork, so he held his Luxblade in his other hand. Upon Platypus seeing the Ennuller, Clemency quickly filled out the paperwork for a rogue Ennuller and submitted it to the Ennullers at the Wall.

@xinoehp512

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, TwinStorm said:

The hunter flinched, cursing, then shifted behind Beosta, stabbing at her.

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

very sweet of him wow

 

"Cool!" She teleported him there.

Right. Teleporters. He whirled around and swung at the hunter.

Beosta spun away, retaining a scratch on her arm, and tugged on Livetha’s speed. She grabbed a blade from her crossblade and whirled around, leaving a deep scratch in the man’s chest. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

very sweet of him wow

 

"Cool!" She teleported him there.

Right. Teleporters. He whirled around and swung at the hunter.

The hunter ducked, shouting for his friends.

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Hey!" objected Bacon. "I was about to ask her that!"

Bacon played a tune on his flute that caused a bunch of mosquitoes to swarm the attacking group.

Another hunter hurled a spear at Bacon, cursing him as he shifted away from the mosquitoes.

47 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Platypus appeared, Vengeance consolidating in his hand. Clemency was still working on paperwork, so he held his Luxblade in his other hand. Upon Platypus seeing the Ennuller, Clemency quickly filled out the paperwork for a rogue Ennuller and submitted it to the Ennullers at the Wall.

@xinoehp512

The Enuller shoved Platypus backward, slashing at him with the Nullite blade.

29 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta spun away, retaining a scratch on her arm, and tugged on Livetha’s speed. She grabbed a blade from her crossblade and whirled around, leaving a deep scratch in the man’s chest. 

The hunter screamed and backhanded Beosta with the strength of five men. Cricket winced, jumping toward the hunter.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

15 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

The hunter ducked, shouting for his friends.

Another hunter hurled a spear at Bacon, cursing him as he shifted away from the mosquitoes.

The Enuller shoved Platypus backward, slashing at him with the Nullite blade.

The hunter screamed and backhanded Beosta with the strength of five men. Cricket winced, jumping toward the hunter.

Beosta fell back, then kicked up at the hunter with her amplified strength from Livetha. She connected to his mind. What do you want? What are you here for?

[Immortal Platypus]

38 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

The Enuller shoved Platypus backward, slashing at him with the Nullite blade.

Platypus ducked under the slash and attacked the Ennuller's legs with Vengeance.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

42 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

The hunter ducked, shouting for his friends.

Another hunter hurled a spear at Bacon, cursing him as he shifted away from the mosquitoes.

The Enuller shoved Platypus backward, slashing at him with the Nullite blade.

The hunter screamed and backhanded Beosta with the strength of five men. Cricket winced, jumping toward the hunter.

Shoe hit the hunter with the flat of his ax, and the man fell to the ground, unconscious.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe hit the hunter with the flat of his ax, and the man fell to the ground, unconscious.

“I was interrogating him,” Beosta complained. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“I was interrogating him,” Beosta complained. 

Oh, is that what- I hadn't realized . . . he grinned sheepishly. My bad.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Oh, is that what- I hadn't realized . . . he grinned sheepishly. My bad.

“Thanks for getting him, though. I’ll interrogate the next one.”