The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

1 minute ago, kpShadowFox said:

which plot doth thou wishest join?

uh... any of them? 

do you want to pick a random one?

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Just now, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

uh... any of them? 

do you want to pick a random one?

you could join us

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Just now, kpShadowFox said:

you could join us

dealio.

whats happening?

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

GLASS PLEASE EXPLAIN WHATS HAPPENING

im going to say that narration is equivalent to axiom manipulation

lesser axiom manipulation

[xinoehp512 he/him]

4 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

GLASS PLEASE EXPLAIN WHATS HAPPENING

im going to say that narration is equivalent to axiom manipulation

lesser axiom manipulation

A bunch of battle mechs storming a fortress.

*Ahem* Lesser Axiom manipulation?

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

wait, no, thats too strong.

Reality Manipulation is much closer to what it really is

[xinoehp512 he/him]

15 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta scowled at him. “That was not funny. Say something like that again and I’ll pound you into the dirt.” She started down the stairs. 

"Onward!" declared Bacon. 

Did they break into the bunker?

2 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

wait, no, thats too strong.

Reality Manipulation is much closer to what it really is

What in the world are you talking about?

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Onward!" declared Bacon. 

Did they break into the bunker?

What in the world are you talking about?

figuring out what narration is

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, kpShadowFox said:

figuring out what narration is

 

What are these terms you're throwing out?

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Salem appeared in the corner of the room, and sat on a chair, shrouded by shadows, bright green eyes almost glowing in the darkness. She watched the others and their strange conversation, cocking her head and then blinking, waiting to be noticed. She smiled softly. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Onward!" declared Bacon. 

Did they break into the bunker?

What in the world are you talking about?

Yeah they broke in

15 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

GLASS PLEASE EXPLAIN WHATS HAPPENING

im going to say that narration is equivalent to axiom manipulation

lesser axiom manipulation

Ummmmmmm yeah we're storming a bunker and Shoe may or may not have Nullite poisoning

1 minute ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

Salem appeared in the corner of the room, and sat on a chair, shrouded by shadows, bright green eyes almost glowing in the darkness. She watched the others and their strange conversation, cocking her head and then blinking, waiting to be noticed. She smiled softly. 

(we were outside)

(although I guess we're inside now but still)

()

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

Salem appeared in the corner of the room, and sat on a chair, shrouded by shadows, bright green eyes almost glowing in the darkness. She watched the others and their strange conversation, cocking her head and then blinking, waiting to be noticed. She smiled softly. 

"Greetings!" said Bacon, wherever Salem was. (He had a habit of being places.) "What is your name?"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

29 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

 Wow

Shoe glared daggers at Natsu.

Are. You. Kidding me.

Cricket punched Natsu.

26 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

Making a character. going to do it.

Salem Tical, or Miss Tical, as her father liked to call her before he left. 

She is a witch, but not in the ordinary sense of the word. eleven years old, electric green eyes, and shiny dark hair that she always pins up in pigtails. She is clever, conniving, and blunt, but not evil. She ultimately has good intentions, even if she doesn´t want others to know. 

she has a strange fondness for doorknobs, and a tendency to get people she loves killed. whether she wants them to die or not.

 

Ooh, I love her already!

Edited November 7, 2024 by TwinStorm

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

12 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Onward!" declared Bacon. 

Did they break into the bunker?

What in the world are you talking about?

Yes they did

They were met by a wall of humans, most of them with tattoos spiraling over their arms, shoulders, and even face. They all looked terrified and held Nullite alloy weapons. 

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

¨Salem¨ she said softly ¨But my father called me Miss tical. misstical mystical....¨ she paused for a second, then giggled. ¨Who are you?¨

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Yes they did

They were met by a wall of humans, most of them with tattoos spiraling over their arms, shoulders, and even face. They all looked terrified and held Nullite alloy weapons. 

Cricket cursed and released the 2 inch tall Cricket Mech 2000, which immediately grew chainsaws. "Stay where you are." he growled.

10 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Greetings!" said Bacon, wherever Salem was. (He had a habit of being places.) "What is your name?"

like in a certain Thread-That-Must-Not-Be-Named, for instance?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Yes they did

They were met by a wall of humans, most of them with tattoos spiraling over their arms, shoulders, and even face. They all looked terrified and held Nullite alloy weapons. 

"Greetings!" said Bacon. "We've come to retrieve a glass bead with a soul in it. Anyone know where it is?"

5 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

¨Salem¨ she said softly ¨But my father called me Miss tical. misstical mystical....¨ she paused for a second, then giggled. ¨Who are you?¨

"Bacon the Bard, at your service. May I ask where this is?"

You may not wish to make your debut in an active warzone

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Greetings!" said Bacon. "We've come to retrieve a glass bead with a soul in it. Anyone know where it is?"

The woman in the front, who had a flame tattoo on her neck and the left side of her jaw, spun and glared at a platoon of soldiers where Bat was hiding. “I’m sorry, but we cannot give it to you.” 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

The woman in the front, who had a flame tattoo on her neck and the left side of her jaw, spun and glared at a platoon of soldiers where Bat was hiding. “I’m sorry, but we cannot give it to you.” 

"Oh dear. Whyever not?"

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

27 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Greetings!" said Bacon. "We've come to retrieve a glass bead with a soul in it. Anyone know where it is?"

"Bacon the Bard, at your service. May I ask where this is?"

You may not wish to make your debut in an active warzone

¨Why, its my daddy´s house. he´ll come back soon. he will. I musn´t leave, you see... he will come back.¨ her eyes flashed in a rare moment of lucidity. He would come back. he had too. the food was running out, and she didn´t like the candy anymore. it was too sweet. she knew she had to eat it though... the cheese and bread was not good anymore... the green fuzzy stuff made her stomach upset. He would come back. The moment dissappeared, and she went back to smiling. she seemed to do that more and more often now. it didn´t feel good though. it felt sad.

dang. this just happened. I wrote Salem as kinda loopy.

Edited November 7, 2024 by LIV_SB-DustBringer

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

On 11/6/2024 at 7:59 PM, xinoehp512 said:

"Oh dear. Whyever not?"

“That soul could destroy us all! Take him.” She grabbed Bat and thrust him at Bacon. Bat squeaked. “Take his soul instead.”

Edited March 25, 2025 by Bird Furious

[xinoehp512 he/him]

16 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

¨Why, its my daddy´s house. he´ll come back soon. he will. I musn´t leave, you see... he will come back.¨ her eyes flashed in a rare moment of lucidity. He would come back. he had too. the food was running out, and she didn´t like the candy anymore. it was too sweet. she knew she had to eat it though... the cheese and bread was not good anymore... the green fuzzy stuff made her stomach upset. He would come back. The moment dissappeared, and she went back to smiling. she seemed to do that more and more often now. it didn´t feel good though. it felt sad.

"Ah," said Bacon. "Well, would you like a bacon sandwich?" He conjured one for emphasis.

14 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“That soul could destroy us all! Take him.” She grabbed Bat and thrust him at Bacon. Bat squeaked. “Take his soul.”

"Uh... we don't want his soul. We want that soul. What do you mean, it could destroy you all?"

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Ah," said Bacon. "Well, would you like a bacon sandwich?" He conjured one for emphasis.

"Uh... we don't want his soul. We want that soul. What do you mean, it could destroy you all?"

She grabbed the sandwich from his hands hungrily, and devoured it in only a few bites. ¨do you have... more?¨

she asked hungrily

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

She grabbed the sandwich from his hands hungrily, and devoured it in only a few bites. ¨do you have... more?¨

she asked hungrily

"Oh, yes! I have a whole castle full of them."

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Oh, yes! I have a whole castle full of them."

her eyes looked down sadly.

¨Daddy is coming... i cant leave.¨