The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

30 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Yes! That’s the mountain! Do you have more muffins?”

Nogard shook his head. "You'll have to ask Shoe about that."

5 minutes ago, reisleK said:

"Or we could, you know, walk? Seems like it's only a mile away, only a slight incline, seems pretty manageable! 

"Fair enough!" agreed Nogard, beginning to walk. "Exercise is healthy, after all."

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

"Exercise is healthy for you" Arranis says somewhat questionably. "I thought flying was?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

"Exercise is healthy for you" Arranis says somewhat questionably. "I thought flying was?"

“I always just exercised in my other form.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

28 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

"Exercise is healthy for you" Arranis says somewhat questionably. "I thought flying was?"

"I wouldn't know, since I can't fly."

[Immortal Platypus]

5 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The OA set fire to the rain

Literally 

5 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

The rain ended abruptly, in a single flash. 

With the newly cleared skies, the enormous mountain was revealed. 

"Ah," said Nogard. "That mountain."

 

The hamster was safe, as the rain ended before it touched him.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu eyed the hamster, noticing how hungry she was.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

25 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The hamster was safe, as the rain ended before it touched him.

The Once-Author narrated a snake into existence, which ate the hamster.

[Immortal Platypus]

26 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu eyed the hamster, noticing how hungry she was.

The hamster was out of view.

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author narrated a snake into existence, which ate the hamster.

The snake ate a fake, poisoned hamster that the real hamster had placed as a decoy.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The hamster was out of view.

The snake ate a fake, poisoned hamster that the real hamster had placed as a decoy.

The Once-Author got mad.

So he just opened a portal and sent the REAL hamster into a burning pit of fire and death.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author got mad.

So he just opened a portal and sent the REAL hamster into a burning pit of fire and death.

"Whoa!" said Nogard, pausing in his stride. "Why so angry?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

42 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Whoa!" said Nogard, pausing in his stride. "Why so angry?"

"I'm- author. My author. He's being quite rude rn."

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author got mad.

So he just opened a portal and sent the REAL hamster into a burning pit of fire and death.

Fortunately, the real hamster was not the REAL hamster.

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"I'm- author. My author. He's being quite rude rn."

ah, yes. the OA's Author. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Oh," said Nogard. "And the hamster?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

10 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Fortunately, the real hamster was not the REAL hamster.

ah, yes. the OA's Author. 

Dang it.

Well it's not me. I'm down there being narrated. Ryss is up in the sky doing big man mean stuff.

8 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Oh," said Nogard. "And the hamster?"

"Okay, that I have no idea about." The OA slapped the hamster.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

17 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Dang it.

Well it's not me. I'm down there being narrated. Ryss is up in the sky doing big man mean stuff.

"Okay, that I have no idea about." The OA slapped the hamster.

“that’s rude,” Gail chided. “Gimme that poor animal.”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“that’s rude,” Gail chided. “Gimme that poor animal.”

"Poor animal? This thing scammed me, robbed me, blew me up, and it's the poor animal?"

[Immortal Platypus]

37 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Dang it.

Well it's not me. I'm down there being narrated. Ryss is up in the sky doing big man mean stuff.

"Okay, that I have no idea about." The OA slapped the hamster.

yeah, I know. I just think it's funny  

16 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Poor animal? This thing scammed me, robbed me, blew me up, and it's the poor animal?"

The hamster straightens indignantly, then points out that technically, the OA blew himself up.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

yeah, I know. I just think it's funny  

The hamster straightens indignantly, then points out that technically, the OA blew himself up.

It is pretty goofy.

"You moved the bomb there!" The OA counters.

[Immortal Platypus]

22 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

It is pretty goofy.

"You moved the bomb there!" The OA counters.

The hamster points out that the OA detonated the bomb. The hamster was simply participating in a act of self-preservation. He had hoped the bomb would incapacitate the OA, as he would rather not die.

He also puts on a top hat and monocle, revealing himself as a distinguished gentlehamster.

Edited October 2, 2024 by Immortal Platypus

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The hamster points out that the OA detonated the bomb. The hamster was simply participating in a act of self-preservation. He had hoped the bomb would incapacitate the OA, as he would rather not die.

He also puts on a top hat and monocle, revealing himself as a distinguished gentlehamster.

The OA Glares and smashes the monacle.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Hey!" said Nogard. "That seems escalatory."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe was left behind.

Spoiler

Edited October 2, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Poor animal? This thing scammed me, robbed me, blew me up, and it's the poor animal?"

15 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Hey!" said Nogard. "That seems escalatory."

Gail picked up the hamster. “Apologize! And fix the monocle!”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Gail picked up the hamster. “Apologize! And fix the monocle!”

The OA grumbles, but narrates a new monocle into existence. "I'll only give it back if he apologizes first."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Wait!" said Nogard urgently. "Where is Shoe?"