The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu glance from Nogard to Woe, then back. 

“Who is this?”

Edited September 27, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"You were the one who started the quest," said Nogard. "Were you planning to double-cross us even then?" He shook his head. "I just don't understand why. What was the point?"

Edited September 27, 2024 by xinoehp512

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe glared at Woe.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu was still confused. “Who the heck is Woe?”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

The Once-Author feels the sudden urge to narrate Woe out of existence. Or maybe turn him into a bagel. He glares too.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

17 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu was still confused. “Who the heck is Woe?”

"A traitor," Nogard spat, keeping his eyes fixed on Woe.

Edited September 27, 2024 by xinoehp512

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"A traitor," Nogard spat, keeping his eyes fixed on Woe.

"I have a special place in my heart for those kind of people. It's very dark."

[Immortal Platypus]

48 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"I have a special place in my heart for those kind of people. It's very dark."

A random hamster asked the OA if he still had a heart.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

A random hamster asked the OA if he still had a heart.

The Once Author thought about it, then realized he wasn’t actually sure.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once Author thought about it, then realized he wasn’t actually sure.

The hamster wanted to know if he had lungs. He had a friend that could use a pair if the OA wasn't using them.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The hamster wanted to know if he had lungs. He had a friend that could use a pair if the OA wasn't using them.

The Once Author did have lungs, and was using them. He did know a guy who dealt in the illegal trade of hamster organs though, so he hooked the two of them up.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once Author did have lungs, and was using them. He did know a guy who dealt in the illegal trade of hamster organs though, so he hooked the two of them up.

The hamster corrected the OA. He didn't need any ordinary hamster lungs. He was looking for a specific kind of lungs. Lungs that were able to change reality.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The hamster corrected the OA. He didn't need any ordinary hamster lungs. He was looking for a specific kind of lungs. Lungs that were able to change reality.

The Once-Author looked baffled. He didn’t know where one could get that.

[Immortal Platypus]

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author looked baffled. He didn’t know where one could get that.

Lungs of Narrators and Authors had limited Narration/Authordom. The hamster thought this was common knowledge.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

30 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Lungs of Narrators and Authors had limited Narration/Authordom. The hamster thought this was common knowledge.

The OA had no idea

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The OA had no idea

The hamster asked the OA if he knew where one could acquire that kind of lungs.

 

[reisleK she/her]

2 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The hamster asked the OA if he knew where one could acquire that kind of lungs.

 

Aero stood in the background, listening. He said nothing.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu, ignoring this, gathers her ingredients. “Hair… cloves… grass… eyes… Shoe? You gots the muffins?”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

15 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The hamster asked the OA if he knew where one could acquire that kind of lungs.

 

The OA responded that he had no idea, but maybe the hamster could find some on Etsy.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The OA responded that he had no idea, but maybe the hamster could find some on Etsy.

The hamster doubted it, but he was willing to check.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu, ignoring this, gathers her ingredients. “Hair… cloves… grass… eyes… Shoe? You gots the muffins?”

"Take it to the rim of the volcano and start throwing stuff in," said Nogard, keeping his eyes firmly fixed on Woe.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

 

On 9/27/2024 at 8:15 AM, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe glared at Woe.

On 9/27/2024 at 8:58 AM, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author feels the sudden urge to narrate Woe out of existence. Or maybe turn him into a bagel. He glares too.

On 9/27/2024 at 9:11 AM, xinoehp512 said:

"A traitor," Nogard spat, keeping his eyes fixed on Woe.

"You don't understand. I had to." Woe spoke softly, as if trying to convive someone.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

 

"You don't understand. I had to." Woe spoke softly, as if trying to convive someone.

"Why?" asked Nogard skeptically. "Were you being mind controlled?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu, ignoring this, gathers her ingredients. “Hair… cloves… grass… eyes… Shoe? You gots the muffins?”

Shoe nodded.

3 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

 

"You don't understand. I had to." Woe spoke softly, as if trying to convive someone.

Shoe raised an eyebrow at that.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

4 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Take it to the rim of the volcano and start throwing stuff in," said Nogard, keeping his eyes firmly fixed on Woe.

Jilu threw one of her hairs in, then the grass, then the newts’ eyes, then the cloves. “Just the muffins now.”