The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu nodded sagely. “It is one of my biggest regrets. I can eat meatloaf, though… without the loaf…” Jilu fell into silent contemplation.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"You wouldn't happen to know rabbit, would you?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

“Yes. I do. I had to study it whilst setting up a treaty with them. It was veeery useful. I got ten offerings a month.” Jilu licked her lips, which were bloodstained.

What shud the paper say? Do y’all have something in mind, and is there any context to it?

Edited September 22, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 9/21/2024 at 12:10 AM, NameIess said:

"And here's a list of where I sourced materials from. Don't worry about the magical ones, that was just to make it invisible. Don't need all that preparation anymore." He handed Nogard a rather large scroll

It was a shopping list. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Can I offer you a muffin to not eat me?" asked Nogard hopefully.

Shoe hissed. My muffins to offer.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu snatches the paper, then reads it. “One… were-reindeerclops hair… two cloves… three muffins… a pinch of grass… nine hundred and three and a half eyes of newt. Well I can help with the first… I guess.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"He said it gave locations, too," mused Nogard.

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe hissed. My muffins to offer.

"Emergency muffin," Nogard explained, revealing a pocket containing exactly that.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu look up from taking a hair out of her head. “Oh. Yes, the ingredients can only be combined in certain locations. The closest of such a volcano near here… just dump the ingredients in, I guess.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"And the locations where to find the ingredients?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu nodded, then addressed Shoe. “Well the easiest to get will be the muffins, if you are willing to share. The only thing that will be a problem are the eyes of newt. But a location is given; apparently whoever wrote this is a hoarder. The location is some thirty miles from the volcano in question, on the far side.” Jilu frowned, and she quickly transformed into and back from monster form. “Crap. I lost the hair. Anyone got scissors? I could cut in bulk.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"He said it gave locations, too," mused Nogard.

"Emergency muffin," Nogard explained, revealing a pocket containing exactly that.

Ah. Acceptable.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

12 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu nodded, then addressed Shoe. “Well the easiest to get will be the muffins, if you are willing to share. The only thing that will be a problem are the eyes of newt. But a location is given; apparently whoever wrote this is a hoarder. The location is some thirty miles from the volcano in question, on the far side.” Jilu frowned, and she quickly transformed into and back from monster form. “Crap. I lost the hair. Anyone got scissors? I could cut in bulk.”

"I've got a spear," Nogard replied helpfully. "So, this volcano, huh?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"I've got a spear," Nogard replied helpfully. "So, this volcano, huh?"

The Once Author watches all these interactions with a  completely straight face. Just another normal day in TLT. "Volcano... how exciting..."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

“Yes. But we must stop by the secret stash first. It’s that direction. I’ll take that spear… for my hair…” Jilu pointed to the west, then accepts the spear. She began to cut off portions of her hair.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Yes. But we must stop by the secret stash first. It’s that direction. I’ll take that spear… for my hair…” Jilu pointed to the west, then accepts the spear. She began to cut off portions of her hair.

"Why are you- what- hair?" The Once Author looks very confused.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

17 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu snatches the paper, then reads it. “One… were-reindeerclops hair… two cloves… three muffins… a pinch of grass… nine hundred and three and a half eyes of newt. Well I can help with the first… I guess.”

We need were-reindeerclops hair.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nogard accepted the spear and were-reindeerclops hair and headed off in a westerly direction.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu follows Nogard.

Ok guys pitch: a rabbit monster attacks us on the road. (I am obsessed with the wittle wabbits)

[reisleK she/her]

19 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu nodded, then addressed Shoe. “Well the easiest to get will be the muffins, if you are willing to share. The only thing that will be a problem are the eyes of newt. But a location is given; apparently whoever wrote this is a hoarder. The location is some thirty miles from the volcano in question, on the far side.” Jilu frowned, and she quickly transformed into and back from monster form. “Crap. I lost the hair. Anyone got scissors? I could cut in bulk.”

"If you still want scissors, perhaps..." Aero said slowly, starting to form the darkness that made up his sword into scissors. "I'm sorry if they're not super solid, I struggle with random objects."

If Jilu wants the scissors, I give you permission to say Aero handed them over 

Edited September 23, 2024 by reisleK
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[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

6 minutes ago, reisleK said:

"If you still want scissors, perhaps..." Aero said slowly, starting to form the darkness that made up his sword into scissors. "I'm sorry if they're not super solid, I struggle with random objects."

If Jilu wants the scissors, I give you permission to say Aero handed them over 

 

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu follows Nogard.

Ok guys pitch: a rabbit monster attacks us on the road. (I am obsessed with the wittle wabbits)

 

3 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard accepted the spear and were-reindeerclops hair and headed off in a westerly direction.

Someone explain to me what in the blue blazes is going on?

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu nodded. “It’s always nice to have a backup.” Jilu snatched the scissors from Aero, then continued to cut off all her hair. “Let’s go though. Wasting time is the one thing I more allergic to than stuff that isn’t meat.”

Honestly I have no idea. I just horseshoed a character in (with a bit of control freaking, sry bout that) and just guessed on what was happening… (as well as made some strangeness of my own)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu follows Nogard.

Ok guys pitch: a rabbit monster attacks us on the road. (I am obsessed with the wittle wabbits)

"This trip has been pretty uneventful so far," remarked Nogard.

If you wish it to be, conjure it into being!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

As soon as the words leave Nogard’s mouth, a gigantic Red rabbit bursts towards them. On it, the Lord of the Colour Red rides with a crazed look in his eyes. “You abandoned me. Forgot about me. I will get that GIF, if I must take it from your cold dead hands. Prepare yourselves.”

The mount gave a mighty roar, and charged at them. With this, Jilu shifted into her monster form, and met the attack.

I imaginded something

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe reached into his pocket...

[The H]

"If only that Old Man was here," Yrank said. "I bet this rabbit fight would be a lot easier."

He pulled out a silver knuckleduster with the initial 'B." on it, and readied himself into a stance. "Alright beastie, let's see how you fare against an old man's right hook!"