The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Just now, The Aspiring Archivist said:

The man sighed. He raised his staff and gave the person a small shove.

The person goes flying into an unfortunately placed rock and breaks his neck, dying instantly.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Nameless* said:

The person goes flying into an unfortunately placed rock and breaks his neck, dying instantly.

The man blinked. "Er."

[NameIess]

Just now, The Aspiring Archivist said:

The man blinked. "Er."

A conveniently placed lawyer assured the man that it was completely justified self defense.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

A conveniently placed lawyer assured the man that it was completely justified self defense.

The man nodded slowly, and rubbed his temples. "This is a strange group."

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

The man nodded slowly, and rubbed his temples. "This is a strange group."

The conveniently placed lawyer noted that, for a reasonable fee, the man wouldn't have to face any legal repercussions for this completely justified self defense.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Nameless* said:

The conveniently placed lawyer noted that, for a reasonable fee, the man wouldn't have to face any legal repercussions for this completely justified self defense.

"I'm not paying for a legal defense. I don't know what this is supposed to be, but I doubt conventional law applies to it."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"I'm not paying for a legal defense. I don't know what this is supposed to be, but I doubt conventional law applies to it."

The inconveniently placed officers of the law disagreed with this sentiment.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Nameless* said:

The inconveniently placed officers of the law disagreed with this sentiment.

Why...

The man sighed, then started dragging his staff away from the group, ignoring the officers.

[NameIess]

Just now, The Aspiring Archivist said:

Why...

The man sighed, then started dragging his staff away from the group, ignoring the officers.

The officers of the law coughed. "Er, sir? You need to come with us."

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Nameless* said:

The officers of the law coughed. "Er, sir? You need to come with us."

"No, thank you."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"No, thank you."

"But you just killed a guy."

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Nameless* said:

"But you just killed a guy."

"He wanted me to use my staff on him, and I'm willing to bet that this isn't real anyway."

[NameIess]

Just now, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"He wanted me to use my staff on him, and I'm willing to bet that this isn't real anyway."

"What?" The officers of the law looked shocked. "This is definitely very real."

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

"What?" The officers of the law looked shocked. "This is definitely very real."

He sighed again, very tired. "I shouldn't have stopped."

[NameIess]

Just now, The Aspiring Archivist said:

He sighed again, very tired. "I shouldn't have stopped."

"Okay fine, maybe we aren't actual officers of the law, just passing scam artists."

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

"Okay fine, maybe we aren't actual officers of the law, just passing scam artists."

"Are you done, then?"

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"Are you done, then?"

"Of course. Although if you could spare some change, we wouldn't have to walk home."

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

"Of course. Although if you could spare some change, we wouldn't have to walk home."

"I don't even have money on me."

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 hour ago, Aeoryi said:

"I know. I just thought I'd visit, persay."

“Leave.”

 

1 hour ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"I guess I will stay, for now. See what this is about."

Don't underestimate the power of very heavy objects and those who can wield them.

“Awesome to have you! Let’s get a plotblade!”

 

Woe fell from the sky on a flying disk that evaporated as he hit the ground. 
“Nice stick you got there, can I have it?”

[NameIess]

Just now, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"I don't even have money on me."

"Do you have anything we could use to pay for a taxi?"

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

“Leave.”

 

“Awesome to have you! Let’s get a plotblade!”

 

Woe fell from the sky on a flying disk that evaporated as he hit the ground. 
“Nice stick you got there, can I have it?”

"No."

Just now, Nameless* said:

"Do you have anything we could use to pay for a taxi?"

"I don't think so."

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Just now, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"No."

"I don't think so."

 

 

“…No? Why not?”

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

“…No? Why not?”

"It's my staff! You people are insane."

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Arranis turns to the person, "Dont worry, you will get used to this particular universe quickly, or you will perish"

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Just now, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"It's my staff! You people are insane."

The ground began to wrap around him, and it tried to take the staff. “What is your name anyways?”