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Just now, Xiahida said:

Xyr causes massive explosions across the Thread that kill hundreds, but they are out of time

Luckily the hundreds were all somehow the annoyances of the Doug-waffle.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Platypus smirked. He'd been annoying people for centuries, he was immune. He walked straight through the annoyances and entered the castle.

As he crossed the threshold of the castle, Platypus stubbed his toe on the doorframe.

The ghost begins singing a completely different song in an even more off-key voice.

Posted
1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

As he crossed the threshold of the castle, Platypus stubbed his toe on the doorframe.

The ghost begins singing a completely different song in an even more off-key voice.

He was wearing steel-toed boots, so it did nothing. He advanced up the stairs, towards the Doug-waffle.

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Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

He was wearing steel-toed boots, so it did nothing. He advanced up the stairs, towards the Doug-waffle.

He trips on the stairs and bangs his head against the low ceiling, then slides down thirty stories.

The ghost backs away, clearly intimidated by the trio’s annoyance prowess.

 

Posted
Just now, Nameless* said:

He trips on the stairs and bangs his head against the low ceiling, then slides down thirty stories.

The ghost backs away, clearly intimidated by the trio’s annoyance prowess.

 

"I hadn't even gone up thirty stories," he wonders in confusion. Then he walks back up the stairs, walking on the walls this time.

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"I hadn't even gone up thirty stories," he wonders in confusion. Then he walks back up the stairs, walking on the walls this time.

He steps on a piece of pencil lead that somehow goes straight through his boots and embeds itself in his foot.

The ghost asks Johny if he’d like a job.

Edited by Nameless*
Posted
Just now, Nameless* said:

He steps on a piece of pencil lead that somehow goes straight through his boots and embeds itself in his foot.

As pencil lead is very rare, he knows it is fake. He ignores it.

Posted
Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

As pencil lead is very rare, he knows it is fake. He ignores it.

A moment later, a piece of mechanical pencil lead does the same to his other foot.

Posted
Just now, Nameless* said:

A moment later, a piece of mechanical pencil lead does the same to his other foot.

He ignores it too, and wonders if the Doug-waffle knows that pencils use graphite. He makes it all the way up the stairs.

Posted

Sunkist slides in.

He yeets a scythe at the Doug-waffle.

And lands a critical hit, stunning the Doug-waffle.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

He ignores it too, and wonders if the Doug-waffle knows that pencils use graphite. He makes it all the way up the stairs.

The Doug-waffle did know this, but he also knew that although pencil lead was made from graphite, it was still referred to as 'lead' for reasons unknown. At the top of the stairs Platypus found the castle's only bathroom.

--

Xyr's attempts to stabilize Xiahidia fail, as well over a hundred ghosts had, sensing weakness, surrounded Xiahida and begun annoying him to death.

2 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

Sunkist slides in.

He yeets a scythe at the Doug-waffle.

And lands a critical hit, stunning the Doug-waffle.

Then a few ghosts from a different continent joined, and the ensuing lag caused a server crash that reset the fight.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

The Doug-waffle did know this, but he also knew that although pencil lead was made from graphite, it was still referred to as 'lead' for reasons unknown. At the top of the stairs Platypus found the castle's only bathroom.

--

Xyr's attempts to stabilize Xiahidia fail, as well over a hundred ghosts had, sensing weakness, surrounded Xiahida and begun annoying him to death.

Then a few ghosts from a different continent joined, and the ensuing lag caused a server crash that reset the fight.

Platypus lays siege to the bathroom. The Doug-waffle will either have to confront him or leave, and that is when Platypus would strike.

Posted
Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Platypus lays siege to the bathroom. The Doug-waffle will either have to confront him or leave, and that is when Platypus would strike.

Unbeknownst to Platypus, the Doug-waffle had inherited quite a few waffle powers, including the ability to never need to use the bathroom, so Platypus's plan was slightly flawed.

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Then a few ghosts from a different continent joined, and the ensuing lag caused a server crash that reset the fight.

Sunkist, p*ssed, yeets it again.

another crit.

Sunkist then rage quits.

Doomguy rides in on a lawnmower, with a flamethrower that fires whole, life sized boing-117s, the best type of airplane to fire from a flamethrower, in this scenario, and unleashes it on the ghosts, then fires an airsoft RPG-7 at the Doug-waffle, reloading.

 

Edited by Just_a_Fan_YT
Posted
3 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Unbeknownst to Platypus, the Doug-waffle had inherited quite a few waffle powers, including the ability to never need to use the bathroom, so Platypus's plan was slightly flawed.

Platypus looked around, then saw a door. It had The Doug-waffle's quarters inscribed on it. He pushed it open, and saw:

Posted (edited)

one desk, a vending machine full of rare and tasty snacks, and lots of things to siege with.

Edited by Just_a_Fan_YT

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