Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 abalador starts laughing even harder at the speaker thingy, and sleeper turns to the figure. "who are you?"
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 Just now, Nameless* said: Instead of Rep, a speaker appeared. "Hello. I regret to inform you that the person you are attempting to reach does not want to see you. Please desist from further attempts to summon him, as the next attempt will be met with explosives." A figure made of lightning wearing a fake mustache approached. "Of what name do you speak?" Hacob sighs. "Explosives. When will people learn that explosives aren't always the answer?"
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 The newcomer strokes his fake mustache. "Just a random passerby that happened to wonder what name you found so funny." 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: Hacob sighs. "Explosives. When will people learn that explosives aren't always the answer?" "In the case that explosives are underappreciated, several anti-narration devices are available for deployment."
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 abalador is practically crying, and sleeper looks suspicious. "yeah, but most people dont just come up to me."
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Nameless* said: The newcomer strokes his fake mustache. "Just a random passerby that happened to wonder what name you found so funny." "In the case that explosives are underappreciated, several anti-narration devices are available for deployment." "Will you ask Rep what his rates are?" - Impossible is still carefully watching Butt Venture, waiting to see what his quest was.
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 "I'm a comedian and I'm looking for people to make fun of. Please, can you tell me what you found so funny?" Just now, Being of Cacophony said: "Will you ask Rep what his rates are?" "Rep doesn't work for Narrators unless they have a proven track record." -- Butt Venture's quest seems to involve stealing candy from children.
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 abalador, between breaths, says something like "da-y daa patetic"
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 "What was that? Couldn't quite hear you clearly."
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Nameless* said: "I'm a comedian and I'm looking for people to make fun of. Please, can you tell me what you found so funny?" "Rep doesn't work for Narrators unless they have a proven track record." -- Butt Venture's quest seems to involve stealing candy from children. Hacob looks around and Platypus appears in his place. "Does he work for non-Narrators?" - Impossible wondered why he was doing such things.
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: Hacob looks around and Platypus appears in his place. "Does he work for non-Narrators?" - Impossible wondered why he was doing such things. "Yes, but not dead men. Or dead Platypuses." -- Butt Venture seemed to take great pleasure in taking the candy from children. He laughed with joy as he yanked a lollipop from a child's mouth.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Nameless* said: "Yes, but not dead men. Or dead Platypuses." -- Butt Venture seemed to take great pleasure in taking the candy from children. He laughed with joy as he yanked a lollipop from a child's mouth. "I'm not dead." -- Impossible wondered who this Butt Venture imposter was.
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: "I'm not dead." -- Impossible wondered who this Butt Venture imposter was. "You will be soon." -- Then Butt Venture noticed Impossible. "What're you doing just watching? Aren't you going to help?"
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 Just now, Nameless* said: "You will be soon." -- Then Butt Venture noticed Impossible. "What're you doing just watching? Aren't you going to help?" Platypus laughs -- Impossible doesn't react, figuring he was talking to someone else as Impossible was undetectable.
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: Platypus laughs -- Impossible doesn't react, figuring he was talking to someone else as Impossible was undetectable. "This speaker will self-destruct in thirteen seconds." -- Butt Venture stares directly at Impossible. "Hey! I'm talking to you. Yeah you, the one with the undetectable tech! This candy won't steal itself!" Edited October 4, 2023 by Nameless*
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Nameless* said: "This speaker will self-destruct in thirteen seconds." -- Butt Venture stares directly at Impossible. "Hey! I'm talking to you. Yeah you, the one with the undetectable tech! This candy won't steal itself! Platypus just stands there. -- Impossible disappears. "Nowhere, Butt Venture has a doppelganger."
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 sleeper does a silly smile and says "oh nothing, hes just delusional sometimes. his dating is pathetic, thats what he said" and abalador continues being in hysterics.
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 (edited) "What was his name again?" 3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: Platypus just stands there. -- Impossible disappears. "Nowhere, Butt Venture has a doppelganger." The speaker sparks slightly, then melts into a puddle. -- Meanwhile, Butt Venture continues stealing candy from the children. Edited October 4, 2023 by Nameless*
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 sleeper reluctantly says "daisy"
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Nameless* said: "What was his name again?" The speaker sparks slightly, then melts into a puddle. -- Meanwhile, Butt Venture continues stealing candy from the children. Platypus wondered why it did that when it was supposed to explode. Would Butt Venture actually do that?
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: Platypus wondered why it did that when it was supposed to explode. Would Butt Venture actually do that? The melted puddle forms into the words: "Because I don't blow people up for free." -- After stealing all the candy just before it could be eaten, Butt Venture let out a sigh of relief and dumped it all into a box labelled: "Warning. Highly poisonous. Do not eat."
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 Just now, Nameless* said: The melted puddle forms into the words: "Because I don't blow people up for free." -- After stealing all the candy just before it could be eaten, Butt Venture let out a sigh of relief and dumped it all into a box labelled: "Warning. Highly poisonous. Do not eat." Platypus laughed out loud at that. -- Impossible reappeared, looking at the box. "Ok then."
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: Platypus laughed out loud at that. -- Impossible reappeared, looking at the box. "Ok then." Butt Venture glared at him. "You should've helped."
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 "All I saw was you stealing from children."
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Posted October 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Nameless* said: "And you didn't wonder why I was doing that?" "I did wonder, that's why I went and talked to Nowhere."
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