The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

The brave hero swings his sword to decapitate the First.

Edited July 23, 2023 by Nameless*
Wrong person

[Aeoryi she/her]

Rirrom attempts to undo the sigil on The first's chest!

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Second jumps up. "What did I miss- -hamilton music starts to play- Who's dead?"

[Aeoryi she/her]

"The Hamilton music! That is the call of the dark Patron!"

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

that was oorp-

[NameIess]

The brave adventurer is, as usual for TLT, completely baffled by what's going on.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Rirrom is reading between the lines

[Silver Phantom he/him]

4 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

Second says "Ew. Put a shirt on please- wait- IS THAT BLOOD-" He faints off of Rirroms leg hitting the ground hard. He has a slight phobia of blood. 

“Ok that was just rude, did I say ew when I first saw you? No! Any way back to culting” says first

[NameIess]

Midswing, the brave adventurer decides to ask Rirrom a question. "Are you a Narrator?"

[Aeoryi she/her]

"A what?"

Just now, Silver Phantom said:

“Ok that was just rude, did I say ew when I first saw you? No! Any way back to culting” says first

"Ew why do you simp for-

[NameIess]

"A Narrator. You know, the godlike beings that control the fabric of reality in this thread? Bookwyrm back there is one." 

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

"Your right that was very rude of me. I'm sorry. Apologies for this brief interruption to your program, now back to Disney Channel-" He then ducks behind The Brave Adventurer. 

[Silver Phantom he/him]

1 minute ago, Aeoliae said:

"A what?"

"Ew why do you simp for-

“Culting, cult-ing. The act of doing cult things” says first “and thank you for the apology”

Edited July 20, 2023 by Silver Phantom

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Nameless* said:

"A Narrator. You know, the godlike beings that control the fabric of reality in this thread? Bookwyrm back there is one." 

"Reality is the prison in which the Dark One is trapped. I may only undo the damage done from the scrapping in the walls."

Just now, Silver Phantom said:

“Culting, cult-ing. The act of doing cult things” says first

"And go cult yourself

"

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

"Your welcome. NOW DIE!" He screams while doing absolutely nothing to help with the efforts to kill them.

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoliae said:

"Reality is the prison in which the Dark One is trapped. I may only undo the damage done from the scrapping in the walls."

"So that's a no, I assume." the brave adventurer nods to himself. "Thanks for answering. Anyways-"

The brave adventurer's sword continues on its path towards the First's neck. 

@Silver Phantom

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, SmilingPanda19 said:

"Your welcome. NOW DIE!" He screams while doing absolutely nothing to help with the efforts to kill them.

Encielis spell has been cast on him, muting him for one turn!

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Second blinks for a hot second. 

[Aeoryi she/her]

funny pun

Rirrom considers break reality a sin, releasing the dark patron from its prison.

"save us. Second"

[Silver Phantom he/him]

First does unspecified evil summoning things

[Aeoryi she/her]

Rirrom Instantly melts and sacrifices himself, killing first (prbly) and sentencing himself to the fabric prison of reality.

[Silver Phantom he/him]

“Rose Bud!” Says First dying

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Second just watches for a moment. "Okay- lets stop the drama- what happened to. . .  oh. . ." Screams.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Then, a store appeared where they died. 

uh, you can be here!

[NameIess]

The brave adventurer completes his sword swing and steps back to take in whatever just happened. “Huh.”