The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Butt was too distracted by the grubs to want anything.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I'LL TRADE YOU THE GRUBS FOR YOUR RIGHT ARM." Bargins the Unilu swap shopsman.

[NameIess]

Butt glares at him. "You've imprisoned them? You monster."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"They wandered into my shop and I procured them. HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A RIDE FOR THE NEXT TWENTY DECA-FEBES."

Edited September 7, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Butt punched the shopman in the face and stole all the grubs.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Unilu's three other arms restrain Butt and take all his money.

[NameIess]

Butt struggled fiercely, ripping all of Unilu's arms off.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

As Butt ran away he heard a sound that would haunt the rest of his life.

[NameIess]

But he was too busy petting the grubs to care.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The grubs eventually shriveled and died and then he remembered.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But he was too devastated to care.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kaladin invited him to join his therapy group.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

“Okay.” Said Butt. “Will there be grubs there?”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Not grubs, but we do have some cytonic slugs."

[NameIess]

Butt happily joined the therapy group, and it did help him get over the grub's deaths. Somewhat, at least.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The adorable grub that had made friends with Rym decided to go and make friends with Butt.

[NameIess]

This made Butt happy, although he did worry that it might die.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm made the Adorable Grub immortal in the way that Butt was, so that he always came back even if he died.

[NameIess]

And so Butt Venture got a new friend. How long it would take before the grub was forgotten, no one knew.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The grub needed a name.

[NameIess]

So he called it...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Burg the Adorable Grub.

[NameIess]

And so began the adventures of Butt and Burg, greatest friends to ever grace TLT.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Their first quest was to find the Legendary Pine Tree, which grew all kinds of pine-fruit.

[NameIess]

Whoever found it would quickly become the richest being in all TLT.