The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So he bathed in the dragon's blood.

[NameIess]

Which increased his intimidation skills tenfold.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It made the smell a literal cloud.

[NameIess]

The odor caused even Narrators to faint.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He almost made himself faint a couple of times.

[Going_North_cal]

Calano fell from the sky and landed right in the middle of the narrative to do what he normally did.

Preserve the only sense of normalcy in this weird weird world.

"Hi everyone."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Who are you and why haven't you fainted yet?" Asked Butt.

[Going_North_cal]

Calano stood and brushed himself off. A Croling appeared on his shoulder, and chirped excitedly.

"Fainting is kind of lame."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt was offened by this and smacked the weird person with metal birds, with a plank.

[Going_North_cal]

Calano cursed and had his Croling peck Butt in his butt.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt Howled and in his rage smacked the bird man harder.

[Going_North_cal]

Calano summoned more Crolings and had them peck Butt out of existence.

Butt was nothing less than a pile of dust.

"Loser."

[That1Cellist he/him]

Angry man appeared and was mad because he thought he had just been called a loser.

[Going_North_cal]

"Well, this is chaotic."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt came back and smacked Angry man unconcious.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Angry man faded out of existence due to an overabundance of anger because of this.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Butt was staring down a massive meteor.

[Going_North_cal]

Calano got bored and left, taking his Crolings with him.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This gave Nin his chance to reappear into the story.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt was only armed with a baseball bat.

 

[That1Cellist he/him]

But Nin had his R.C.M.K. and R.C.M.B.

[NameIess]

Not that he was going to fight Butt. Nin was far too wise to go anywhere near the cloud of odor emanating from Butt. Instead, he threw a bucket of soapy water at him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Cello came and sent Butt to a dragon pit. He then announced that he was Nin's long lost brother.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nin had no idea who Darth Cello was, but in his wisdom, he knew that the Cellist was not fond of him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos was even more confused.