ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 Thousands of treasure hunters devoted their lives to finding these swords.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 They all died... OF BETRAYAL!
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 Indeed, the swords were cursed, so that anyone hunting for them would begin to betray all others in the universe.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 Many people lost their lives, and their minds.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 It was quite the predicament.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 One day, a boy named Gerald XI found one of the flying swords. Because he had not been looking for it, he did not succumb to betrayal, and didn't lose his life, mind, or wallet.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 (edited) And so Gerald XI was mourned by Gerald X, Gerald IX, Gerald VIII, Gerald VII, Gerald VI, Gerald V, Gerald IV, Gerald III, Gerald junior, and Gerald senior. Edited August 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 (edited) The rest of his extended family mourned him as well, which was about 7,000 people named Gerald. Edited August 20, 2022 by Landing Sequence Ninjad
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 And so everyone (non-personified) drowned.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 The economy collapsed because of this.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 (edited) This meant that everyone got a lot of free money. Bookwyrm asked why Nameless was concerned. Edited August 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
NameIess Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 Nameless pointed to Bookwyrm's previous Narration, where he'd caused everyone in the universe to drown.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 Bookwyrm replied that this was because of a misunderstanding that had come to pass during a ninja attack and the resulting edits.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 Bookwyrm realized that this was a good point, and made it so all the people that had drowned came back to life. But they still had free money.
NameIess Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 Which was now worthless, as the economy was collapsed.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 59 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: Bookwyrm was confused because Nameless kept narrating Blard with different names. A pile of money suddenly appeared in front of Mythos. The total worth of the money was precisely equal to how much money Mythos would have gotten if he had sold copies of the book to everyone in TLT. 49 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: A squirrel came and stole all the money. Mythos sued the squirrel for double the amount. he won easily and got the money. he then asked the squirrel if he wanted to go to therapy.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 The squirrel simply replied, "I like nuts."
NameIess Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 Then it proceeded to beat the Pewter out of Mythos.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 (edited) Which surprised everyone. Especially Bookwyrm, who hadn't been aware that Mythos was an allomancer. Edited August 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 He defeated the squirrel after an epic battle. except he let it live, "I will not be ruthless as the narrator who made me his heir." he turned and walked away. Meanwhile, a hamster heist took place and all of Nameless' powers were stolen by the notorious Hamsterinial gang.
NameIess Posted August 20, 2022 Posted August 20, 2022 Fortunately, Nameless was perfectly happy without his powers.
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