The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

The third reason was that they needed to collect like 60 or so power stars.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Hoid told design off for spoilering the story. "Now where was I? Yes, I was at the part where the butterfly and moth realize their quest is hopeless."

[NameIess]

They gave up.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"What happens next?" Asks Shallan.

[NameIess]

"They gave up, didn't they? The universe blows up because no one was at its center to stop Blard the universe killer."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym, who was eavesdropping on Hoid's story, asked for more details about Blard the universe killer.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos and Spook were handling Thaidakar's estate and properties quite well. They were nearly done with making the last edit in Thaidakar's auto biography/biography. Spook had made several edits and tone downs in the book because of many reasons. Mythos had found a publisher in silverlight who would help them get it out there.

[NameIess]

"He's not at all important to the story, so there's no use asking about him. The only people of real importance are the moth and the butterfly."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, the head of the publishing company that Mythos found revealed himself to be Blard the Universe Killer.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mermaid the Sloth started a popsicle business.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It quickly went bankrupt due to Blard turning his publishing company into a publishing and popsicle selling company.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos told Blard he was taking the book somewhere else.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Blard had already had his agents read the book, and now a copy had been sent to everyone in the universe.

[NameIess]

And Mythos never got a dime in royalties.

Edited August 20, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos sued Blard, he had the best lawyers in TLT. he would beat Blard no matter what in the court.

[NameIess]

The only problem was that Bart was a native Herdonian, and the Herdonians were extinct. Therefore, it was impossible for him to have a jury of his peers, meaning it was impossible to sue him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos didn't know who Bart was, but Blard was still being sued.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Blart had diplomatic immunity.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm was confused because Nameless kept narrating Blard with different names.

A pile of money suddenly appeared in front of Mythos. The total worth of the money was precisely equal to how much money Mythos would have gotten if he had sold copies of the book to everyone in TLT.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“And you see kids, that’s why everything always works out nicely in the end always no matter what because we live in a fairy tale!”

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A squirrel came and stole all the money.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“Oh well.” Much violence followed.

Edited August 20, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This was because someone had let loose their collection of flying swords.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was very sad.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Indeed. The flying swords were priceless relics that would one day save the world, but now they were lost.