The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The other ninjas started laughing.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar blinked, "you mean your shield is connected to chick fil a, Nameless?"

[NameIess]

Nameless shrugged, casually crushing the throat of the ninja that was attempting to sneak attack him from behind.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The attacks on Nameless stopped as...

[NameIess]

His army of modified Dark Troopers took care of the impudent rebels.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nin was now looking for the Really Cool Magical Broadsword that Sam had spoken of, since the narrators were distracted by whatever else was going on.

 

[NameIess]

He wanted the broadsword in order to keep it out of the hands of the unworthy.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stormwarden caused a bending.

[NameIess]

But Nin was prepared for this as a master of the old ways, weathering the chaos with ease.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He then sidestepped a tornado and dove into a chasm.

[NameIess]

This turned out to be a bad idea, so Nin leapt from the chasm into a protected hollow, clothes dripping wet.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Inside the hollow he stepped onto a dead tree stump with a hole in the center.

[NameIess]

This turned out to be a trap, and Nin barely escaped the giant tree blades with all his limbs intact.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He starts climbing a growing plant to look in the sky for a Really Cool Magical Broadsword or  a R.C.M.B..

[NameIess]

The sky spirits helped him out, directing Nin to the ancient temple of winds.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And there he faced many trials.

[NameIess]

But in the end, no trial could match those Nin had already faced, and he emerged triumphant with the R.C.M.B.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so he set on a quest to find a hand so he could wield the R.C.M.B., properly in two hands.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Thankfully, the R.C.M.B. was also an honorblade.

[NameIess]

After finding another hand, Nin could finally complete his goal. He sealed the R.C.M.B away in a location that could only be reached by the truly worthy, and retired away to the far reaches of the wilderness.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Finally Nin had proven his worth.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But then a villain came to challenge him.

[NameIess]

That villain was the only student Nin had ever taught, his greatest failure.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He was promptly defeated.

[NameIess]

As he died, he laughed ominously about how he would return more powerful than ever, and finally defeat his once-master. Nin ignored this and went inside his hut to make some tea.

Then the next day the apprentice challenged him again.