The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

But it was too late. The kittens had all exploded, revealing their true forms:

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the previous post wasn't bolded, and was so non-canon. The kittens were secretly even cuter exploding kittens!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Double-poster, who had been formed because of the occasion above, started to kill anyone named Billy, Bob or Joe.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, an oracle warned everyone and they all changed their names.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Except for Joe Bob Billy, who didn't believe in oracles.

[NameIess]

And also had a shotgun. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Double-poster assassinated someone named Billy Bob Joe. they had lived somewhere inaccessible. 

[NameIess]

But DP was the king of assassinations.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Meaning that he was the ruler of a nation inhabited entirely by two donkeys.

[NameIess]

And a really good hired killer.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the hired killer was named Jimmy Buffett he loved food and was quite buff. he used food to fuel his muscles. food from unhealthy restaurants. it was an odd super power indeed.

[NameIess]

Nameless bonked Thaidakar on the head. "Bro, seriously? You actually made this character. How'd you forget who he was so quickly?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar rubbed his head and frowned, "it isn't DP. I remember him. Because BookWyrm narrated that the nation was inhabited by two donkeys, you narrated, 'and a hired killer.' so DP ruled over two donkeys and a hired killer named Jimmy Buffett. doesn't that make sense?"

[NameIess]

"No no no, I meant that DP is both the ruler of a nation inhabited by two donkeys and a really good hired killer! Not that the land was inhabited by two donkeys and a hired killer. How could you not instantly interpret my completely vague language as I intended it to be interpreted? You should go back to Narrator school."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar blinked, "you went to school for this stuff? I read an old narrator's archives filled with archaic texts that really meant nothing."

[NameIess]

"Archaic texts written by a Narrator don't give any description of the proper codes of conduct! No wonder you're always annoying me!"

Edited July 24, 2022 by Nameless
Left out an 'a'

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"I also had a series by Professor Jones' father."

[NameIess]

"I didn't know she had a father, but he certainly wasn't a Narrator either. Do you even know the seven edicts of Courtesy?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

he shrugged, "I mean... I did learn a bunch of useless info on narrating in my past that I'm not gonna talk about. I tried to ignore a good load of it, but some of it stuck."

[NameIess]

"So you never signed the agreement of agreeableness?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

he laughed, "like you've ever been agreeable..."

[NameIess]

Nameless huffed. "Have I ever killed your avatar without a reason beyond him mildly ignoring me?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

he raised an eyebrow, "mildly ignoring you isn't a reason, besides, everyone does that at some point on TLT."

[NameIess]

"Sorry, you must have misheard me. I said 'annoying me'. And my point was that I haven't killed your avatar for doing it."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"You've killed mine." Wizard yells. "Though it was in a gladiator pit, so it was fair."