The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A large resounding crack sounded and a chasm appeared on Nameless's planet.

[NameIess]

It just so happened to be in the shape of an ice cream cone.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm couldn't hear the crack across the vacuum.

But he did see the chasm form.

"That's not good," Bookwyrm said to himself. He teleported over to Nameless's planet to see if he could help anyone who might be in trouble.

Edited July 17, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

Nameless shooed Bookwyrm away. "This is good for them. Let the people figure it out on their own."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The middle island was stable and the rest of the planet fell away from the ice cream cone.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm sighed and teleported back to his tropical planet.

[NameIess]

It was undergoing a little bit of a planetwide war for dominance

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This confused Bookwyrm, because the planet had no sapient creatures besides him.

It turned out that there were entire mushroom empires hiding in the oceans, and now they fought to control the planet.

Edited July 17, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They were fighting over sources of food.

[NameIess]

And magic.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And places to go to the bathroom.

[NameIess]

The war lasted for eighteen long years.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And then a short century.

[NameIess]

Of months.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The shadow dynasty was then established and the mushrooms prepared to invade.

[NameIess]

Nameless was satisfied by this development, as the massive religious war on his planet was just getting heated up.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar realized that he probably had to leave. he heart TLPW had some hot real estate open for retired TLT people...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

An army of mushrooms ambushed Thaidakar as he thought about this.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And then they started showing him better real estate options, all sponsered by fun guy in TLT.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar nodded as he started to consider those options. he still had TLPW in mind, but those other options looked like hot deals. he probably should work on deciding on an Heir too... Spook would work, but not well enough for the story. Micheal would also work. but he wasn't right for it. his life was happy enough in the backdrop of TLT. he didn't want to ruin that. AdoKho was... what was Adokho doing?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He was sleeping in the middle of a highstorm, while outside of a storm shelter.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

AdoKho was enjoying himself. he was pleasantly glowing with stormlight while the Lopen's new rap album was playing clandestinely.

[NameIess]

The Stormstriders were very confused by this behavior, but always enjoyed finding new souls to eat.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The storm striders then found themselves blocked by AdoKho's brilliant forcefield he had stolen from a passerby, he didn't know who the passerby was or why they were there; only that they had a forcefield generator that kept out baddies. so he had, obviously, stolen it for his own well being.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The random passerby stole back his forcefield as it was his, not AdoKho and disappeared before it could be stolen back.