The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And the world trembled at that simple statement.

Edited July 16, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This caused Butt Venture to trip and fall.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He had recently spiked Sing.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Alcatraz was coming to get revenge on Butt for killing Sing and taking his Talent.

Edited July 16, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So he said the words. "Alcatraz is cosmere."

[NameIess]

And then Alcatraz broke everything.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A Broken tear in the fabric of reality let him get to Butt's house in no time.

[NameIess]

And then he broke every bone in Butt's body.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt died.

But he would be back, as Butt always did. For now, Alcatraz's vengeance was satisfied.

But now Alcatraz had no way to get home.

[NameIess]

So he kept breaking stuff out of spite.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So a shard broke him.

[NameIess]

This turned out to be a bad idea, as it released his talent.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar got a headache trying to understand what was going on, so he started playing poker with some of his friends. he wasn't winning, but atleast he was having fun. the penguin on the far right made a crude joke.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was a good think that Alcatraz had broken Dominion as now no one could be dominated by anyone else. Alcatraz became a accidental hero, once again.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar laughed in the corner and said, "you have my best wishes, Alcatraz, in your quest. Though I might point you to some other fragments of Adonalsium if you wanted me to..."

[NameIess]

But then his talent broke Kaladin.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He filled those cracks with something better and fixed his soul.

[NameIess]

The talent took this as a challenge and completely shattered Kaladin's soul beyond repair.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The talent cracked as Kaladin's soul reforged itself better than ever, as he had sworn the fifth ideal.

[NameIess]

The Breaking Talent broke Kaladin's soul again, in such a way that no ideal could ever reforge it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And then he swore the sixth ideal and everything changed.

[NameIess]

And nothing, because the Breaking Talent had an established ability to break things beyond the ability of magic to unbreak, as evidenced by Alcatraz's ability to break language beyond the ability of the Lens of Rashid to decipher.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so with the death of Kaladin, came the death of the cosmere and the death of Alcatraz, because he had made everything cosmere.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, this didn't destroy the Breaking Talent. It simply freed it upon TLT.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Except TLT and everyone in it was dead.