The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Unintelligible cut his head off.

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

Fluffleflorf brought the headless emperor to court in a custody case over who should get possesion of the groove

Edited June 15, 2022 by HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

it turned into a lama.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible had a horrible fear of lamas.

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

Fluffleflorf won the court case and gained custody of the llama/groove

[NameIess]

This was shocking.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

a giant purse full of nightmares assaulted Fluffleflorf.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible stabbed it with his Sword.

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

fluffleflorf was insulted by how old fashioned these people were "just because I'm a powerful cake lord doesnt mean I can't take care of a llama

[NameIess]

Unintelligible screamed. "It-it-the lama shapeshifted! AAAAAAAUGH!" He ran away screaming.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

suddenly an army of lama's with their heads chopped off chased after him.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible started shouting gibberish at them

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar cocked his head, then started eating popcorn, "this is entertaining."

[NameIess]

Unintelligible promptly vanished.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the lamas promptly teleported to him, surrounding him.

[NameIess]

But Unintelligible had cut a hole into the middle of an ookla festival, filled with an unrecognizable army.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

chaos ensued as the army turned into demonic, grumpy bagels.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible managed to slip away unnoticed in all the confusion. 

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

Fluffleflorf build a cake palace for the one remaining llama/groove and loved him and kept him forever

[Silva]

Forever passed quickly and soon came to an end.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Joe Thunder came and killed the llama.

[NameIess]

Fluffleflorf swore revenge.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

it was at that moment Mythos decided to play pool with penguins at a club.

Edited June 15, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
fixed some context

[NameIess]

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

suddenly a giant explosion sounded in earth 1616's version of Tahiti.