The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

the statue was a nude statue, everyone clapped at Thaidakar's modesty.

Nameless pointed out that Thaidakar had made the statue in the first place.

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

? caught his fist and threw a ? at him.

Nameless caught the ? and got a bullet bill.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless pointed out that Thaidakar had made the statue in the first place.

Nameless caught the ? and got a bullet bill.

except he hadn't, it had been made by an overzealous cult that Thaidakar hated.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So they all exploded including ? because ? boxes can hold anything.

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

except he hadn't, it had been made by an overzealous cult that Thaidakar hated.

A cult that Thaidakar had created.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And now everyone that wasn't part of the cult was blasted off. Yelling, "We're blasting off again!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

A cult that Thaidakar had created.

only by talking to people, then those people had taken his sayings and started a cult.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

only by talking to people, then those people had taken his sayings and started a cult.

But it was still his fault, as Thaidakar had Narrated the cult into existence.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

But it was still his fault, as Thaidakar had Narrated the cult into existence.

but thaidakar couldn't care less. he started eating a hamburger.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

but thaidakar couldn't care less. he started eating a hamburger.

The hamburger was made out of puppy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

The hamburger was made out of puppy.

but the puppy was made out of French fries.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This created another irrelevant paradox.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

but the puppy was made out of French fries.

It had been soulcast into French Fries by none other than...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

It had been soulcast into French Fries by none other than...

Nameless.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nameless.

Nameless had been forced to either soulcast the puppy into French fries or let Abomination be revived.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

15 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless had been forced to either soulcast the puppy into French fries or let Abomination be revived.

which was what Abomination had wanted.

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

which was what Abomination had wanted.

So Nameless had done both. Then he’d killed Abomination again.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This suprised ? as it actually worked.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

So Nameless had done both. Then he’d killed Abomination again.

then Abomination had resurrected himself, then Thaidakar killed him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

? decided to join in the fun and resurrected 500 Abominations and killed them all.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the leftover Abomination essence from the 502 dead Abominations coalesced into a super Abomination

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

? consumed the essence as it was tasty as well as healthy.

[NameIess]

This caused ? To be corrupted into an evil monster.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just as he had planned.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided that note was a good time to kill ?. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

? then made it so that note time would never happen.